Truly the stupidest of times.

Jaxson Dart has re-entered the concussion protocol.

I think we can all agree that the world needs a streaming series about the Karate Lawyer.

📖 #literature

Because disabled people living in public housing have it so easy.

The Braves have swagger. It feels like 2021 after they got Joc and Soler.

“Officers were ‘deputized’ by Amazon.” By who now?

This drives me bonkers every time I think about it.

It could also piss off a bunch of people who just want to travel and attend weddings and do normal shit.

He’s right. Doubling his taxes isn’t enough. Maybe a tenfold increase would do the trick?

Let’s go!

Jeez, teaching high school students to find good information is already hard enough.

Oops.

This threat worked really well when Cuomo tried it a few months ago.

As someone who spent a lot of time in Sunday School studying the Old Testament, I think Attiah nails it. The Golden Calf comparison always rang false to me, and she offers a far more accurate explanation.

Don’t we all?

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

You have to work really hard to write a sentence this bad.

They really do want to destroy the planet, don’t they?

Dr. Acton supports education. Vivek opposes it.

It's great that the schools are able to do this, but how can this NOT be seen as utterly dystopian?

I’ve been to Pearl Harbor. It’s hard to explain, but it’s such a sacred space. I can’t imagine anyone desecrating it like this.

These people have no idea.

Six genders AND vegan?!

Octopus’s Garden?

Very inspired by the competence shown by this candidate.

Put this in literally every ad with that clip of him saying he doesn't think about the needs of the American people.

Reign of terror?

www.maptap.gg May 13 99🎯 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 98🎯 Final score: 981 I’ll never score this well again.

Within weeks they’re going to say it’s a Democratic term and will use it as a sign that Dems are out of touch with common people.

What a weirdo. These people are so gross.

Sharing for anyone living in Indiana.

Why is a Cabinet secretary shooting a reality TV show at all? And why are companies like Boeing who have a direct conflict of interest sponsoring it? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is a brilliant explanation.

What if a bunch of people just occupied the Reflecting Pool?

Idiocracy watch.

Powerful thread. The language officials use to talk about violence, especially domestic violence, matters.

Jeez this is stupid. What does he think people are buying with their credit cards?

I endorse this wholeheartedly.

Lincoln is pretty obvious. Carter was a Naval officer and a youngish President, so I’d guess he’d be underrated here. I’m about the same age as the median age for Presidents, so probably quite a few could take me.

What a fun inning. Three solo home runs from Albies (who extended a hit streak), Olson, and Riley.

Extremely well deserved.

It’s so annoying that every time I go to a taco truck I have to show my passport.

Sterling is mostly remembered as a Yankees announcer, but his call of the Braves-Mets July 4 marathon is absolutely hilarious and bonkers in the best possible way. RIP. m.youtube.com/watch?v=HVpj...

I taught Harlan for years, and I’d never heard that Kopple had a bounty on her. Such incredible bravery that resulted in a powerful film.

This is some legend shit. 4-5 as a pinch hitter with two game-winning hits in a week.

The Crenshaw correction belongs in the Hall of Fame.

So many red flags here.

It’s so obviously not Trump. He doesn’t write like that, at all. We need to do better over here.

William Faulkner wrote the most evergreen tweet about the south in ... checks notes .... 1951.