We lost one player. Look at what Brentford lost in the summer... 😬🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Man City fans must be buzzing.

No @tfnufc.bsky.social video yet? I need me some glass half empty Alex with a dollop of glass half full Si 🙌😂 Bit of Ordy too! Thanks x #nufc

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Once upon a time in the west The Proposition Outlaw Josey Wales Keoma The Wild Bunch The good, the bad & the ugly Bone Tomahawk Tombstone True Grit (2010) The Great Silence I need to maybe start watching more 50s westerns this year.

And we still need to invest in a striker ffs 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Not as angry as I thought id be. Im more depressed at the way the season is turning out. Its been mostly shit. We splaffed so much money in the summer 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

EFL done League done FA Cup ? (Almost done) UCL ? Buzzing #nufc

We are so gash in front of goal #nufc

And he's back to being shite again. We are truly dreadful in front of goal #nufc

Lovely goal from Elanga. Games done but hopefully that helps him in the long run 🤞🏻 #nufc

Is Wissa shite? #nufc

Imagine we dont beat Brentford? (Who just beat Villa away) Fuck me. #nufc

Just make all the subs. As many kids as possible. #nufc

Imagine Eddie doesn't make any changes at HT?! SURELY NOT. #nufc

Take as many off as we can and replace with kids. #nufc have to win at the weekend. This is done. Another injury as well. Shite.

Gordon bottled it? #nufc

Might be one the worst free kicks I've seen

Just need an injury to a defender to top off an outstanding half of football 😂 #nufc

The absolute sicko in me wants 5 before HT. A message needs to be sent. #nufc

Hahaha hahaha

Can the players just walk off? #nufc

Haha. Forfeit. Save your energy for the weekend #nufc

Last season the club gave me the greatest day of my life. This season however feels like a punishment and has done ever since the final whistle against Everton last season. #nufc

Only at Newcastle could you spend £250m and become a worse team. #nufc

Battered FC 😂

Everything on Brentford #nufc

All done. Poor bastards that have travelled. Do we have any kids to send on? #nufc

Fuck me. There's no one there! Semi final 2nd leg, ffs! Mental #nufc

Going for the tablet in the background so its not as heartbreaking as giving it my full attention vibe tonight 😂🤞🏻😬 Massive respect to the travelling fans as always 🙌 #nufc

Not sure I can watch the match tonight. Hate going to bed angry 😂 #nufc

UP NEXT: Oh lord

Domino of Isak in my opinion. Won't be the last unfortunately #nufc

Knowing our luck (incompetence) another defender goes down injured against wednesday night 😬🤞🏻 #nufc

We had to wait for 3 windows before investing properly again and now we seem to be paying the price for spending big during the summer, even though we clearly need additions now - not ideal is it? #nufc

At the end of the season without Europa or even getting Conference we will lose Tonali, Gordon and Tino. Adding that to the players out of contract or needing to be sold due to age, we are needing a big rebuild... plus the board having to decide if Howe is the right man for it. Monday blues #nufc

Fucking man u an all 🤢🤦‍♂️

The director of Melania movie

Cheered me up on my walk with the dogs. I'M GOING TO PAR-EE #nufc

Arsenal City Villa Chelsea Liverpool Man U All finish above us. Europa the only realistic goal? #nufc

We also now have to go through another defeat and cup exit on Tuesday. So that should be nice... #nufc

Also, the absolute fucking state of that TNT lineup - basically Liverpool fan TV. Again, no consideration for fans... I went to a stream that fucking had Stephen Warnock on fucking co-comms! #nufc

I'm still fuming. I fucking hate Liverpool so much... For the pain over the years and the humiliation over the summer. My club deserves a portion of the blame for that also, though #nufc

Poor summer still biting hard. How many years are we set back? #nufc

Wake me up when we play Brentford #nufc

Even when we play well liverpool still win. Its a miracle we beat them in the final tbh. No team has caused me more pain and anguish. (Maybe man u) Add in the summer and thats me mentally checked out 😂 #nufc

Turning it off. Fuck it.

Can I shock you... I hate liverpool #nufc

Get Gordon off before he obviously sees red #nufc

Not sure why I'm willingly going to ruin my saturday night... but here we are 😂 #nufc