The evil that men do lives after them

Just you and me and I could be part of your world Gorgeous artwork by @neslee.bsky.social

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🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶

HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY, CREW! 🏴‍☠️ May we all have the chance to do something weird today 💜 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

~for it is September the Second~ #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Imagine being STEDE BONNET and going to sea and making BLACKBEARD into your BABYGIRL with nothing but the sheer power of your SILLY WHIMSY

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

It's been like a week and I can't stop thinking about the American on Tiktok who was like "Australians do this crazy thing at the end of the Happy Birthday song, it's called a Habib Hooray" like ok sis yallah ig

I really do not think Rowling loves writing. I think she loves attention. I think she loves publicity. I think she hates other people. Plain and simple

Con would come to Sydney the weekend before I MOVE TO MELBOURNE ON THE MONDAY

I head canon that Mermaid Stede has a gold tail with purple fins and Mermaid Ed has a purple tail with gold fins, thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Sunny tangerines ☀️🍊🐈 #art #traditionalart #cuteart #caturday

If TLOAS is a jazzy pop album with loads of brass and piano I'm gonna eat one of the vinyls

Guess what? It's Steve

I can’t wait for The Life of a Showgirl to be my whole personality ❤️‍🔥

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL I AM ABOUT TO BE THE WORST VERSION OF MYSELF 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

If TS12 is announced or even drops this week I hope you're ready for me to be INSUFFERABLEEEEEEE

I needed his energy again. I need his wild n free-ness. 🧡 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Furthest I've been: N: Rovaniemi, Finland S: Wellington, NZ E: Napier, NZ W: San Francisco, US

Autumn Snoopy!!! 🍄‍🟫🍁🌾🍂

Okay it went well! She said "you're aware we need you and you hold all the cards, right?" which was delicious. Nom nom.

T-minus 9 minutes til I have my big convo with my director about going remote when I move and for some reason I am SO JITTERY arghhhh

Update my manager (nice one) and I had a war room meeting and devised a plan of attack to ensure I can keep my job til at least end of Jan, and that she gets her contract extended for an additional 2 months using that as leverage hehehe

Telling my job I'm moving cities and pitching that they keep me on remotely wish me luck 🤞

I don't have full KPop Demon Hunters Brainrot but I definitely have... Partial brainrot. The songs are all absolutely stuck in my head. All the time.

at long last, the end of the road: chapter 10 of "finish with the good shit" is up (for anyone who doesn't read WIPs or didn't fancy the meta edge-along, the fic is now COMPLETE, so you may enjoy it at your own pace 🙏) #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/548921...

Golden has been stuck in my head all day and Ed as Rumi just makes sense?!? * I was a ghost, I was alone--- 🎶 * I lived two lives, tried to play both sides--- * Waited so long to break these walls down, to wake up and feel like me---

I don't think I'll ever get over the vindication I still feel about being teased and judged by the mean girls in my year for knowing Untouched by the Veronicas was a complete BANGER when it first came out.

Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters and I'd die for the demon pigeon

soooo what if ed & stede’s heart-to-heart in 2x04 had been a bit hornier and a bit stabbier…? 👀🔪❤️‍🔥 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/68150231

you wear fine things well 🌙 #gentlebeard #ofmdfanart #ofmd

🎶 BABY! BABY! BABY! When you touch me like this! 🎶 in case you missed it, chapter 18 is out and it’s an all time fave 🥹 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

My body has decided to show solidarity and gift me an Ovulation Period Endo Flare-Up so I can convalesce with the cat greeeeeaaat

Someone played a little too hard with her mouse toy last night and possibly sprained something so we're at the vet today 😿

They only went with "La Vie En Rose" because the rights to "Like A Virgin" were too expensive

when your husband needs plant retail therapy you do not hesitate ❤️

what would you have me do, captain, to restore my reputation? 🥺👉👈

This is so dumb i'm sorry

Roommate's at her boyfriend's for the night, can't wait to get tipsy on cheap wine and play Date Everything all night🍷

Listen, I just don’t think it’s going to work out. You’re telling me I have to 1) get with your friends 2) give (what?) 3) slam my body down AND wind it all around? Girl, I don’t think so.

Black Pete's favourite film? Sleeveless in Seattle

What a headline.

Sometimes I think about how Stede, before the events of OFMD, would sit outside his bungalow, staring longingly at his model ship, wishing for someone to sit with him and talk about pirate stuff. #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #StedeBonnett #omfdS1

"I'm neurodivergent and therefore had to do a thesis-level amount of reading on this thing I want to know about" ❌ "I did some Rizzsearch" ✔️

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I copy and paste the entire back catalogue of The Toast's Two Medieval Monks into a Google doc because I worry about it disappearing forever on company time

I don't have much to add to the whole script conversation, except it reminded me of one of my very favorite writing quotes, from the book In Writing: Conversations on Inspiration, Perspiration and Creative Desperation.