i promise i’ll turn it out i PROMISE!!!

The song cozy is about being black (it says so in the song 😭) so I really hope in this new year that I never have to see a nonblack drag performer perform this song

And for those who dont understand why a lot of venezuelans are celebrating: We’ve been under a fascist dictatorship for 28 years, they are celebrating the smaller picture of potential freedom after all this time. Still a hydra, cut one head and hell breaks lose, and Im scared about whats to come

I need one mildly unhinged white boy to take one for the team and m**d** every member of the United States government

to anyone struggling financially post holiday season my best advice i can give you is to apply to your local restaurant. most places start hiring again now that holiday season is over & college temps are going back to school. if you’ve never worked in a restaurant apply for a hosting position (1)

Estoy

What do you think she meant by this

Another drag queen who isn’t me has hit the Smosh universe, and once again I am outraged

come see me (and Ari and Miley and Alex) SING!! tonight @ 7:30pm @ The Understudy Cafe in Andersonville! tickets are sold out online (?) but show up and pay what you can tease! i love singing so much and ari gato is also cool!

Elphaba why couldn’t you stay calm for ONCE instead of flying off the handle !!!

Happy Birthday @luvamistoole.bsky.social 💜

Its Still My Biiiiirthhhhhdaaaayyyy

We need an Oh Mary! sit down production here in Chicago that only casts Chicago drag queens to play Mary

Feels like -1 is so crazy liiiiike

I’m normally in the corner just standing

Gag! Promo yaaasss

The standards are so low, there’ll be a video of a drag queen simply performing really well and the caption will be “so-and-so giving us old school drag! 😍” like ??? 😭 what do you mean 😭😭😭

A part and apart are always gonna beat a drag queen’s ass

MOTHER HAS ARRIVED

I didn’t know they were photoshopping our images for PhD so I fully made my entire wife/background… And now I have the most cursed looking woman in my drag room. Shes watches me sew and spits at me :/

So PUMPED!! And guess what, you can be a part of the magic this Sunday, Dec 14th for SOUPMAS! A fundraiser for my competition package! We’re having a soup cook off! We’re having a fierce drag/burlesque show! We’re raffling off sex toys, photo sessions, costume commissions and more! See YOU there💕

you get it…. you get it! the funny girl wins? see you at hydrate to find out!

Sold out RAN THRU in 4 days

@arilgato.bsky.social being in my top channels for youtube 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ loveee to listen to that bi*ch yap

well

kicked out of instagram for being a slut soooooooo i’m back here now!!

Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back! RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9. Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...

cannot wait for Ran Thru

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fuck it … we ball

Every Monday I wake up by 10:30 and then post on Instagram stories promoting shows for 2 hours straight like y’all can’t tell me I don’t have a day job I’m exhausted

Can’t explain how much I need to get in the car with someone, put on the Great Comet cast recording, and just scream sing through it. Like this snow is turning me out, Natasha style

Protect the dolls and that does include Eddie Redmayne

Oh it’s over for me*

feeding my inner child (i doodled a ton today)

I was Püss McGüss at Wicked: For Good tho

Who hitting up Mary-oke tonight to feel something

y’all aren’t turning the toothbrush to the side and getting in the cracks and it shows

Mark Cuban on celebrity drag race

The girls got me addicted to Shark Tank I can’t stop watching it

“it’s a ki!” and it’s a 23 year old being really rude and overfamiliar

Eating and then immediately falling asleep is a sickness and I am unwell

Ain’t never seen gumball but idk sometimes you just do stuff for the gag

SNOW !!!!!!! 😭😍😍😍😍😍😍

Just saw ICE in Pilsen at the mobil gas station on Ogden and Western, 2 vans and at least 2 armed officers maybe more. 11:25 am on 11/6, already called it in but heads up and stay safe.