Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

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>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

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Go make a dungeon map: www.skeletoncodemachine.com/p/dungeon-ge...

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

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another one for the #fiberwitchfestival! was only about 750yds instead of 1000 thankfully. sat down and worked on it for 10 hours yesterday to get it done

You guys are the best. More soon 🍿

Moon child? Industry plant. Next question.

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

🤍🌕work🌕🤍 CAPCOM commissioned me to draw this special animation for the SF adventure game"PRAGMATA" to celebrate it's release! Give it a watch!! #PRAGMATA

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

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Late night doodle: PRAGMATA x Dr. SLUMP #PRAGMATA #Drスランプ #latenightdoodle #fanart #rkgk

Did you know that the San Francisco Bay Area has their own line of official anime mascots? It's true! I was commissioned to draw Mira from Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) #SantanaelArt

WHAT THE FUCK MY ART IS IN FAMITSU???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHAT??????????????????????????????

Two decades ago, Dan Reynolds overcame near-impossible odds when he started Imagine Dragons, which went on to become one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Now he's trying to do something even less plausible: release a successful video game in 2026: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Once when I was a young teen I turned around in Bioshock and saw one of those splicers just waiting for me and I hit the ceiling. What a great game

Martin Galway has graciously released the source code to his Wizball music and driver on github. Be amazed at how so much music was hand crafted into such a small space with no trackers / editors. github.com/MartinGalway...

Thanks a lot for all the follows, everyone! I'm having soo much fun reading and viewing all the Moon Child love. 😊🙏 I'm also forwarding stuff to the other guys, including Ramon, our music composer. Here are some pencil-on-paper concept sketches I made around the start of Moon Child development. 🙂

Absolutely insane numbers on data center buildout. I haven’t vetted these by they’re about right based on memory/back of the envelope.

Need my fursona drawn in the Seinfeld puffy shirt asap Last time I posted this I got 100 gillion bots in my mentions lol

Game boxes that go hard: Paladin II (1992, DOS, Amiga, ST) I actually know this game pretty well, and though I generally name Shining Force II as my first TRPG, this was actually the first one I ever played. It had a scenario builder with it too, and I'd make my own little quests with it to do.

Asheron's Call (1999)

the technical challenges are interesting and all that but the bottom line here is that unfortunately: nobody actually gives a shit how hard it is? it is to a large degree a self-inflicted problem so you don't exactly get a lot of understanding about it!

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

The first chiropractor in China will become the richest man in the world

Castle Ironfist Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven (1998)

PIGGLES FUCKED ME AGAIN

I wonder if the users who remembered their high school kanbun have a leg up.

kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks

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trying her best! #oc

my fuCKING PIGGLES LOST ME THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So my town’s castle has what appears to be an Ai generated autism flag flying at the moment