Hey, look, actual officiating on a Tush Push! Incredible!

Where's the reboot button on this game? #Chiefs

These guys don't realize, we already tested this hypothesis in the first Civil War. The educated people built factories and industrialized warfare and utterly annihilated the guys with gun culture, because it turns out, logistics and ammunition and medicine matter a lot more than how well you aim.

*Monkeys Paw finger closes* "Joe Lonsdale, you have been found guilty..."

"Brett Kavanaugh had six figures in credit card debt shortly before he was confirmed to the Supreme Court" is one of those things that will live rent-free in my head forever because I quite literally have represented someone in a Chapter 7 bankruptcy over substantially less debt.

I feel better informed about the legal issues after listening to Berman's line of questioning. We can't have an Executive Branch who acts as judge, jury, and executioners, without any Congressional deliberation. That's a formula for murder.

Everyone in business is on stimulants, Trump brought the 80s back!

That's why they had to finish off the last two survivors. The surviving migrants would have told everyone that the boat we bombed had no drugs on it.

Holy shit. Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

A person floating in the wreckage of a destroyed ship is no threat to anyone. The military didn't pick them up to question them, because the Trump admin didn't want witnesses to tell everyone that the ship destroyed was a fishing vessel, not a drug boat.

This is why I think our path out of the nightmare starts with a straight up Cold War 2 with the Russians, where we acknowledge that they have been quietly indoctrinating us against American national and global interests. We need deRussification of the discourse.

fuck it, for the people in the back: the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

2028: "Strong rope, no floor"

Dead men file no lawsuits...

New Yorkers playing the Uno reverse card on ICE like it's a scene from Spiderman. Good stuff!

Shitbirds are a level below assclowns, which is the title bestowed on the ones who are defending our slur-slinging, shitbird President

This is such a wholesome way to protest

Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post. We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does. Our members keep getting papers.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

So Ukraine can get rid of their scheming viziers in the middle of an existential conflict but we still have to listen to Stephen Miller’s daily renditions of the Nuremberg Rally. This is such bullshit.

There’s a reason Caesar was forbidden to cross the Rubicon and return to Rome with his army. It’s what separates a relatively free society from a fascist one.

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

How many fucking times do we have to do the same tax experiment before people realize that taxing the rich (which gives them more incentive to reinvest) creates jobs and cutting taxes on the rich (which sets off an orgy of economic looting) destroys jobs?

The debate on whether 2+2 = 4 rages on.

This made me a little teary, thinking of a young person with no one to confide in looking for reliable information about their traumatic experience.

This is a very insightful model to explain why prosperity isn't enough - people want clear, social hierarchy, because our chimp brain feels very scared when those hierarchies are upset.

"Let's prosecute the veteran/astronaut politician from the other side of the aisle for free speech" is the kind of thing that escapes containment when you've fired everyone who can tell you no.

ironically this is actually extremely good training for how to use LLMs, also

It's like asking what the USSR would do without secret police.

As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.

important that people understand that leftists are completely aware that, while trump’s enthusiastic embrace of mamdani is extremely hilarious, trump is an out and out fascist and not an ally.

If Trump could Freaky Friday with Mamdani and be Mayor of New York, with a wife and a city that loves him, he would 100% refuse to switch back to being President.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

for senior citizens it can mean so much to spend quality time with a young person, even if it's just a few minutes

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.

U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution. U.S. President: "Kill the legislators." Am I missing something? Anything at all? I still have characters left, if so.

Look, we can spend all day arguing about who kidnapped whose kids, and who bombed whose hospitals, and who dug mass graves in whose countries, or we can make a peace deal that sweeps all that under the rug and get back to the status quo - trade and free transit under threat of nuclear annihilation!

we are returning to the state in which the framers intended for the legislature, in which the lower chamber and the upper chamber absolutely despise one another

This is the kind of thing that happens when you fire the professionals and hire for "loyalty", which is defined as "willingness to do every dishonorable thing that President Trump demands."

Massie: “[Speaker Johnson is] trying to say the rich, powerful men who flew to Epstein Island are the victims now. The only way a ‘Christian man’ can stand up there and sell a lie like that is if he’s already decided in his head that protecting them is somehow okay.”