HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

my superpower is that i can upset myself at any point and maintain the downward spiral for hours at a time

my character design is awesome. i am always inventing new lesbians.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

currently enjoying the sensation of a great dread that i've violated some kind of unspoken social rule

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

"type of person who is Different isn't allowed because they're Unpleasant" is a fucking kids' cartoon plotline, it cannot get more on-the-nose than this

Fascist Fuck: I can shoot lightning from my hands look: [does the Palpatine pose, entire audience all pretend he's doing it even though he's clearly not] US institutional media: The science of electromagnetism is far from settled.

Went out for lunch with classmates and McDonald’s fucked up our order to an amazing level Our group ordered 1x mcplant meal, 1x mcspicy meal and 1x chicken select meal and they gave us 3x mcplant meals, 2x chicken select meals and 1x mcspicy meals I am so fucking full of burgers now

Sex With a Man

spam ton

internet tgirl: you will not achieve anything useful by calling yourself a "horrorcel abominationmaxxing gorilloid" replies: how dare you say this instead of handing over your immense wealth for my surgeries, which is the only alternative to calling myself a horrorcel abominationmaxxing gorilloid

pick a side

i wanna make things but i cant make things and i feel bad please seal me inside a glacier

protons in bio

inventing adult sports where they are the same as regular sports but 1. boobs 2. you can say fuck and shit on the air and 3. the ball is on fire

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

We don’t want AI slop. Stop sending us AI slop. Stop wasting our time with AI slop. It doesn’t sound good. It’s antithetical to our core values. You didn’t even make it. Knock it off.

based crusader of god 69, who calls empathy a sin and hatred a virtue, really upset that people aren't being empathetic right now

tenna

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

Do it. Search your name. Take their money. It’s yours anyway.

how normal is it to be viscerally horny for your baldur's gate character

:)

"I just realized I don't actually do anything at my job. Nobody else must be doing anything, either! Let's replace everyone below me with that technology that keeps adding the word 'duck' to my text messages!"

They need to be shamed.

i love when i boot my laptop and for like half a second it says “welcome to GRUB” thank you little grub inside my laptop :)

my fav season🧡

Donald Trump Cut Up While Talking

Oh yeah dude definitely

These Ozempic beats are incredible

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

(Milks you as a friend)

WHY ARE YOU [[Throwing]] THE [[Blue shell]]?! TO [[@!#?]] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [[Finish!]] WHAT ARE YOU, A [[Tournament host]]?!

SPAMON [[1st place]]

It is beyond infuriating watching companies who backed the presidential campaign of a sex criminal tell me my titty drawings are too risky for their brand

It's amazing how little it takes for liberals to abandon civil rights. Conservatives poured money into making trans people a culture war fixation and transphobia still isn't actually an electoral winner, but liberals are ecstatic to "make a tough sacrifice" and mulch us to run right and lose again.

Casual reminder that you don't hate Reagan enough.