Bay leaf is fascinating. It does nothing

like half the games on Beast Games are just this

Why Costco’s hot dogs are still $1.50 on today’s Prof G Markets: open.spotify.com/episode/2FMS...

My glucose alarm went off in church… one of the children yelled “YOUR SUGAR”

"can we get rid of st patricks day" can we get rid of the idea cultural holidays are insignificant just cause your specific culture treats them like they are. maybe then you'll sound less like a xenophobe

sidenote; a little disconcerted by how many ppl in my feed talk like st patrick's day is as unauthentic and stereotypical as the US treats it as. like...you know Ireland is real, right. our culture and national holidays aren't defined by however people who aren't us bastardize it. RIGHT?

happy st patrick's day from ur friendly neighbourhood irishcat!! have this splatoon 3 luckyfest idea from last year I may redraw when life lets me #splatoon3 #stpatricksday

start to the st patricks day weekend, with some guinness beef stew

My favourite genre of sports commentary is "He's looking disappointed with that" as we see a close up of the player screaming "FUUUUCKK!"

BABYMETAL ft. Electric Callboy - "RATATATA" (2024) (I'm always a little wary of calling something karaoke when I don't see the screen but I feel that this is unambiguously a karaoke room)

I had a sandwich and it made me want more sandwich, which is the opposite of what a sandwich is supposed to do

I do wish there were downvotes because there are a lot of people replying to high-traffic posts that think they have made a very insightful or witty remark and you don't really want to argue with them or have a dialogue but you don't want them going away thinking they've done a good job either

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

Welp, sold out in 30min

My cabbages

Fuck you.

They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

Advice from my son: “kings hold very big long sticks”. I think he is poisoned by sword law

I did not know that the cosmetics company L'Oreal has a notorious Nazi past

wearing outfits [ last game played: dress to impress on roblox ]

Meoww #trad #tradart #art #artsky #artmoot #oc #ocsky #tutorial #illust #sketch #promosky #draw

I fill her up. Balloons!

You need a Bluesky holiday www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIX...

Those Bugs Bunny cartoons where he gets clowned on by the tortoise really fucked with my understanding of the world as a kid

dennis-lessing.itch.io/onlife Happy #valentinesday! 💝 Is love in the air? Yes! The kind available online! If you would like to meet the internet's most adorable couple(s), then please purchase my book at this link 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

art comm completed for a discord client!! i thought she was pretty <3 #art #commissionsopen

gutmouth + pals

asked my american bf if he was gonna watch the superbowl and he just stared at me like a magpie stares at a sheep laying on its back

This Weeknd album sure is 84 minutes long

Rotten anemone 🩷 design by @/bluefenix2 :3 #splatoon #paruko #hatsunemiku

Many Marie outfits :3 #Splatoon

second characters FREE until february 14th and other valentinesy comms this month!! YCHs + extra info in second part

part 1 of release date countdown illustrations done for @dennis-lessing.itch.io's Onlife, a series of short stories about living online, for better or worse. dennis-lessing.itch.io/onlife

doin' real great over at that search engine place query was "phrases like butter my biscuits"

It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings

medically prescribed pasta

If you're not sure about the book: May I introduce you to the main couple, Erika and Ares. They're my beans... (art by the illustrator himself, @catbytesdotwav.bsky.social)

teen girl in the divorced dad couture....it's kuri yuri from @dennis-lessing.itch.io 's strange beings, a book comin out late 2025 that you can find out all about here! dennis-lessing.itch.io/strange-beings

hmmmmmm who are they. sketchpages done for @dennislessing.bsky.social 's strange beings! give it a look, why don't ye? dennis-lessing.itch.io/strange-beings

this is sm nicer than titter