Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having

It turns out, the answer to the question: “Would I watch the gladiatorial games sponsored by the hated emperor designed to distract the public from the regime’s failings?” is “no.” No I would not. Glad that’s been cleared up.

Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

It’s like Groundhog Day except the day Bill Murray is stuck in is a perpetual stupid war that makes everyone on the planet’s life worse and more expensive

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

The dumbest government in the history of governments.

Burgum: "Solar projects don't make any sense in the northern parts of our country, where there's less sunlight, more cloud"

trump went from “biden is to blame for inflation” to “i dont care about inflation” to “i love the inflation” in like a month lol

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Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

Trump: "I love the inflation"

They keep saying they’re “seeing” it. But they’re never able to show any of it.

FWIW this is the proper answer. Framing of the question is shit.

BREAKING Congresswoman Nancy Mace, a cruel anti-trans menace, has been defeated in the South Carolina gubernatorial primary.

The media have to start asking ”why are you lying to us” This cannot be bothsides’d again or we get another Jan 6

Just straight up supervillain shit biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...

Apparently the only reason why Republicans can’t find any evidence to prove a massive conspiracy is because Dems are so diabolical and brilliant at strategy and plotting that they made the evidence disappear. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Democrats are so diabolical and ingenious at rigging elections that Republicans control the presidency, house and senate.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Epstein class

Jared Kushner ain’t waiting in line at the Knicks game with the peasants.

"Everybody knows instinctively that Mike Johnson is quite likely running a sex trafficking ring in Louisiana. No, I don't have any proof."

Seriously, if you're a congressmember, why not hold a press conference to announce that, using Mike Johnson's own standard of evidence-free evidence, you're demanding his immediate removal from the House.

Look, some of these cannibal supper clubs are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong with Mike Johnson.

Look, some of these human trafficking rings are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong with Mike Johnson.

1/ What if you put all the ways that Jared Kushner is selling out America while lining his pockets into one place? In our new cover story, @cjcmichel.bsky.social did just that www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war." Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth used a D-Day anniversary speech on Saturday to appear to link immigration by sea to the wartime liberation of Europe, warning that the freedom won by Allied troops could prove temporary if leaders failed to defend it. https://to.pbs.org/4uNEil0

When we get congress and the white house back, can we please pass a law preventing all these traitors from being buried with honors in any national cemetery?

This is literally the plot of Camp of the Saints.

Q: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events. TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.

"The 'paper of record' centered its big scoop, on the leftist Senate candidate's 'unsettling' behavior with former girlfriends, on the uncorroborated accusations of a pro-Israel Republican activist." Read here, by @martinpengelly.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/did-the-ne...

NYT headline when the economy added 266,000 jobs under Biden vs. NYT headline when BLS says the economy added 172,000 jobs under Trump.

Ben Meiselas reacts to a clip of Jared and Ivanka Kushner: Yes, they are speaking seemingly in English, but that's some Epstein-class language. (Jared Kushner actually makes Mark Zuckerberg look normal)

Harvard College Class Day 2026 featured speaker Ronny Chieng: Fuck AI

hey @brianstelter.bsky.social its your "hard news" friends at fox at work again Bret Baier said over a year ago that the press had a duty to scrutinize Trump family corruption. He's since given that topic 5 minutes of airtime. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/bre...

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

Michele Bachmann says that if Trump defeats Iran, then God will reward him by ensuring that the GOP wins the midterm elections: "I truly believe that if President Trump takes care of this evil now, I think God will deliver the midterms as well."

Coach is stressed out by rainbows.

Ossoff looks…dare I say…presidential?

OK, this is a little out of the box, but since ratings are the issue... What if CBS started broadcasting 60 Minutes staff meetings during the 630 pm slot (instead of that Dokoupil Evening News thing)? They could call it "Enjoy The Bagels"

Nice work by Jared Polis.

If your business requires me to download yet another app to use it, odds are pretty good at this point I am not going to use your business. It's like a part-time job at this point. Enough.

Every single one of them pushed for the release of the Epstein files

Hey remember when Trump said he didn’t know what Project 2025 was and the super serious mainstream media swallowed it? 😕🤷🏼

This is an oddly perfect summary of his presidency. Trump had a multi-hour meeting in the Situation Room on the possible end to the war in Iran. He then exited and whined for 580 words about a judge not letting him ignore federal law, because he really wants to add his name to the Kennedy Center.