Damn that’s crazy a president secretly yelled at Netanyahu and didn’t do shit after and it leaked. First time for everything

I have not had anyone try to convince me to use LLMs who also understood how they worked. Not a single one

Don't forget to tap! Fares are back (half price until end of the year)

The absolute mainstream consensus in Australian journalism is that the only acceptable thing to do with taxation is reduce it on people in the tax bracket shared with senior Australian journalists

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Made some homemade pepper spray to deter our friendly neighbourhood possums from eating my dahlias. It has also deterred me from breathing normally

I think we can all agree that the ban is working

'Diphtheria is a disease of poverty that has no place in modern Australia. When we talk about Closing the Gap, this is the gap' - Donna Ah Chee www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area. It is becoming completely uninhabitable. What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

More than 240,000 participants are expected to be shifted off the NDIS in the four years after new eligibility rules are introduced. These people will be thrown back into depending on community, family & friends who don't have the resources to help. #NDIS #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

hell freezes over, the FT opens the door to nationalization

Next month Trump is going to build the big mechanical spider from Wild Wild West

his name was grogu he was a showgirl

Bringing home citizens in this situation is standard practice but the Australian government dragged its heels for years and years for no reason other than fear of the Murdoch papers. Some of the children in this cohort - again, Australian citizens - froze to death in a refugee camp waiting for help.

but there's nothing we could have done to prevent diphtheria coming back "When Senator Thorpe initially requested the documents, Finance Minister Katy Gallagher described the request as a "waste of the Senate's time" that was "not needed"."

im going to get a job down at harrods as a genital guesser

In Canada, voluntary assisted dying laws have effectively become a pathway for desperate disabled people to escape the poverty and state violence inflicted on them by their government's refusal to provide social supports. This isn't hypothetical, it's predictable.

In the process of demolishing every single public housing tower, Homes Victoria evicted a family, offered them a home that was boarded up, and another home that was infested with mice and cockroaches, then said oh you’re no longer public housing tenants now coz u said no so fuck you I guess

Sharehousing is a great way to meet friends! All of your friends will be broke

“You met me at a very strange time in my life,” I say, watching the end of this era of WSL

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Australian journalists need to act now: these tactics should lead to a walkout. www.smh.com.au/national/aus...

All actors playing Ancient Greeks should speak with the correct accent, like Russell Crowe did in Thor

Just seen Richard Dawkins telling a speak your weight machine that it's wearing a smashing blouse.

"If universal basic income enables even one more Einstein to become Einstein over the course of the next century, it will have paid for itself a thousand times over." www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

A friend has been trying to work up the nerve to ask out a socialist barista. The chat has unhelpfully dubbed them comrade cutie patootie

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

This is such a ridiculous way to frame the topic, bordering on outright disingenuous. The report this headline is based on includes employer provided sick leave as "income support". The "more than 8 million Australians on income support" includes 7.5 million people who took any sick leave.

The “Teal Test”

New Zealand is on the forefront of end of the night drunk food innovation

Did anyone else forget that Aivi Luik is still playing for BK Häcken? And still whips butt apparently

prostate cancer v pro-state cancer

Albo is such a savvy operator, nothing wins over disabled people like using the word cripple

LIVE GLACIALLY DIE AT AN INDETERMINATE AGE LEAVE SOMETHING SCIENTISTS WOULD STRUGGLE TO CLASSIFY AS A "CORPSE"

Born Strippy: Burlesque and the London Techno Scene, 1993-98

Well unless we kill it, we’re all fucked. So what are you doing, champ

At the end of the movie, Bolsonaro and the hospital kiss

do you know how much you havr to suck for the FRENCH GOVERNMENT to call you out for discrimination

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Rare outbreak of common sense: the High Court has scrapped Victoria’s political donation reforms, which were meant to shore up the major parties’ financial advantage over increasingly popular minor parties and independents www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Liberals to import cheap foreign pork

we found out that chocolate tastes better when it’s shaped like an egg and we just stopped there? i’m gonna win the science oscar for jamming a bike pump in a babybel

Obviously it’s very cowardly to contribute to the war like this while making sad faces at the cameras, but it’s also politically very stupid when the war is so unpopular domestically and Trump is still going to publicly yell at you for “not helping”

Found out you can cure depression by buying a kitkat chunky and using it as a mic to sing ‘I got a kitkat chunky’ like you’re dizzee rascal

A lot of people talk shit about lawyers but my buddy has been sleeping with a VCAT lawyer for a while and now he’s immune to landlords