Period.

holy shit lmfao

Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez

the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

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“Well actually the Bronx voted more for Mamdani than Queens, as of right now☝️🤓”

Staten Island taking its marching orders from D.C.

Holy fuck, I’m gonna lib

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

I'm a responsible, informed voter, so I googled the Jay Jones scandal on the way home from voting for him

the ratfucking the media will do to mamdani is going to be unreal but the right wing cope might just make it all worthwhile

LEEROY BEER

I’m sad that Dick Cheney was the most guy who did that has been. 😭😭😭

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

I cannot

Go back to Boston you schmucks

pro cuomo guy outside my polling site yesterday was yelling about mamdani "giving away free shit". someone said "did you go to public school" and he went apeshit and shouted "you think public school is free" and then started arguing with a delivery driver. Also he had his six year old son with him

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

apollo's line delivery is perfect

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Genuinely interesting how quickly so many pro Israel influencers on Twitter pivoted to also being pro RSF

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

The thing is if you don’t deal with the complexities of the IDC and Cuomo’s seven (!!) years of support for it, you’re also dodging or ignoring facts. It is *the* story of most of Cuomo’s time in office, and how he was able to abuse state power to run the MTA into the ground, for example.

Football. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring

“Miguel, Miguel, how did your shitty bullying of younger players back when you were on the Marlins help you get to where you are today?”

Kinda fucked up for Freddie Freeman to play for Team Canada in the WBC next year.

“Unlike those loser-ass 2024 Yankees, the Blue Jays actually gave the Dodgers an intense fight!” - Fox (yeah fair)

re: Glasnow

South Korean incels are so numerous and paranoid that they view any drawing of women’s hands with fingers close as the 🤏 gesture referring to their small dicks and they harass any depiction of hands as dick mockery

JI describing the RSF forces as "non-Islamist" is doing so much heavy lifting. Like, yeah, sure they aren't Islamists. But they are Arab supremacists carrying out massacres against Masalits and other non-Arab groups. There's an entire wiki page titled "RSF atrocities in Khartoum".

Yes, Tony Pizza. That is correct

Dr Barghouti being perceived as a pacifist hyper moderate politician is proof that all you have to do is be a physician or a dentist or some shit and Westerners will love you even if you are pro resistance

Did the Breitbart guys think they could tame the extremism?

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

“The Trump administration’s targeting of Hamdi comes one year after he himself argued that, in many respects, the Democrats were not the lesser of two evils relative to Trump, and urged Muslim Americans in swing states to punish Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for complicity in genocide.”

Very rude to say this about the guy you're funding