Brutal

It’s giving

Why'd the Confederates fight? They told us

you cant be recreating scenes from "love on the spectrum" by accident man

life hack for white people that will definitely improve your trip to japan

i deadass gave him hair dysmorphia

this was a bad idea from people that are unbelievably high off their own supply

for the uninitiated: the purpose of this garage, which is located quite a long way away from the hospital, was for employees to drive into the city and then take a private shuttle to the hospital, rather than *shudders* take public transit

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

US media: Escalating tension Real world: bombing US media: A dire ultimatum! Real world: bombing US media: Frenzied diplomacy! Real world: bombing US media: The brink of war!! Real world: bombing US media: CEASEFIRE!!!! Real world: bombing US media: A fragile peace Real world: bombing

Iran's Foreign Minister: The Iran-US ceasefire terms are clear and explicit; the US must choose—ceasefire or continued war via Israel. It cannot have both.

Left is NYT with 20 days in a row with 2+ above-the-fold stories about how we got crushed and it was all Biden's fault (withdrawal was necessary & messy) Right is NYT with its cute both-sides story about Trump claiming victory (despite getting crushed by Iran)

lmfao

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social

trump picks up the phone for basically any random reporter who calls him but his vice president can't get through lmao

The "duped voter" narrative is a comforting myth. If only we had better messaging. The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."

stand up comedy should just be a series of one liners with no setup

Holy fucking shit it's real lol Olivia Reingold of the Free Press asks Abdul El-Sayed "does Israel have a right to exist as a Jewish state?" AES: "What do you mean by a Jewish state?" [...] "If you can't define the question, I'm not gonna answer it.

Our ten point plan, which I am sure the president of the United States read and understood before agreeing to...

Help I'm an Israeli public relations attaché and the math isn't mathing

Best of luck to whichever candidates in the 2028 Democratic primary want to argue that the US and Israel have inherently common values and shared interests

What has the United States gained from following Israel’s lead when it comes to Middle East policy for the past decade?

“Brink of war”? Excuse me?

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

This is real

The #1 reason the US has eroded its own position of relative hegemony in MENA is because when it comes to countries that are not either Israel, the GCC, and Turkey+Jordan+Egypt, the offer on hand has historically been "Take our deal, or we'll kill you, and also the deal is we kill you".

WHAT IS THE DEAL?? WHAT WOULD THE DEAL BE?? I feel like I'm going insane every time I read one of these. WHY WOULD IRAN MAKE A DEAL WITH THE GUYS WHO MURDERED THE LAST PEOPLE WHO NEGOTIATED WITH THEM???

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

you CAN be a Yankees fan and a socialist I'M NOT ALONE

only funny thing the Carl Beijier account has ever produced

KSA should - at least is my understanding - continue to be able to export crude via Jeddah (or whatever the fuck the oil port on the Red Sea is called) even if Jubail has s asploded, but their refinery capacity is fakakta (Jubail is 2nd largest after Ras Tanura)

Really need to see his approvals to reach lame duck French President approval ratings (low 20s). Need to see something funny.

After attending the 10th-anniversary gala of RT, Blumenthal went on to found The Grayzone and began doing PR for despots like Assad and Putin. This included him infamously donning a plastic bag over his head to mock Syrian children directly impacted by Assad’s chemical weapons attack. (1)

the 'electability' question is increasingly clear www.sosavstate.com/p/gavin-news...

Be subcontractor to Israeli occupation, have land stolen anyway. Sign ceasefires with Israel, get attacked regularly anyway Be pro-Israel collaborator, get killed anyway Do literally nothing to Israel, get invaded anyway Be mediator trying to get Israeli hostages back, get bombed anyway.

Bombing To Win, which I am sure most American foreign policy experts have read

>Trump incoherently yelling at reporters for two hours about how we’re winning the war Thanks Mr. President! Very cool!

Calling Joe Biden the r word while strategically losing a war is kinda emblematic of the whole Trump II administration to this point.

“I love getting bombed to the point where I have no electricity for AC or reliable logistics for food deliveries! Makes me very grateful for the fact that my fellow countrymen are going to starve!” - No one, ever.

How about you reach out to young voters about their concerns instead of usually brown beating them, like on Gaza, affordable housing, or healthcare.

Man, it’s really nice to see the Rays play at Tropicana field again, my favorite MLB stadium!

Lmao holy shit dude

Also Trump and his cronies are racists who like killing brown people, they literally make meme cut snuff films out of it. Some of the most revolting people who have ever lived Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Ben Rice > Vladdy Jr. (so far this season)

Ben Rice fucking rules, man

My animation for the last Hades II Trailer. At some point while I was working on the sound edit, I decided to go back and extend the animation for the sandal shot.

Many pundits seem to earnestly believe survey experiments are so externally valid that if Kamala Harris had “replaced racial preferences in small business loans with preferences for low-income applications” she would’ve won in a landslide