your honor, i was in my healing era

Taking the Kobayashi Maru but just putting a phaser in my mouth until they let me win

If Worf had social media he'd be one of those Ancient Roman LARPer accounts but for the Klingon Empire.

If you follow me at all for Clone Hero stuff, I just put out a setlist called Guitar Grief! It's a 122 sad song marathon with a lot of vibes, and a few tricky songs as a well! You can check out the video for it here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNjr...

I just heard a bunch of people cheering through the walls in my apartment and the group chat has informed me that they are bad people and I should murder them

Blue Jays trapped and betrayed in the Hyperbolic Baseball Chamber

If you like goofy-ass Warioware games or games with a big Nickelodeon cartoon aesthetic I would highly recommend checking out the Buster Jam demo.

the unfortunate reality of being a scientist

I love movies that make me cheer when someone does something insanely disgusting. Anyway go watch Society (1989)

Because Deus Ex is in the limelight rn it's time to bring Snacklish back into the zeitgeist

I still think about at Gamescom when Geoff Keighley presented the new Wargaming game as "From the creators of World of Tanks, a whole new game that's nothing like they've made before" and then showed a trailer of a tank game.

Another life ended by explosive deep vein thrombosis. Terrible fate, truly

Genuinely what the fuck are the articles in Playboy magazine

To the Battlefront

moreover, ice must be added to a refreshing glass of diet coke

All sports games would be improved if a third player could be the referee and make all calls on fouls, penalties, and ejections. Yes this would make everyone more angry and toxic. Yes it would be extremely funny

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Megadeth is doing a farewell tour apparently. Good music sometimes, fuck Dave Mustaine, I still think about this excerpt from his Wikipedia article. What a fucking dork.

Slightly diminish a band Medium Black

Hogan landing in hell like...

See, if you gave me a billion dollars to make a sex chatbot I guarantee it would create an infohazard so powerful that the U.N. would need a fucking binding resolution to contain it at risk of fundamentally altering society's concept of relationship expectations.

Reading Trigun I am madly in love in Milly Thompson I mean ohhhhhh my god

Slowly learning information about Look Outside's setting until it confirms that it takes place in Quebec is truly the scariest part of that entire game.

It's old news but I still think Wonder of U is one of the goofiest characters that ASBR could've added. Spam projectile and run away. Super that lets him run away with a full screen attack that hits on KD. Get close? Counter and teleport away. Character specifically designed to piss people off

IM SO SICK OF ACTING LIKE IM NOT A FUCKING SPEEDRUNNER 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Plowed through JoJolion today and finally finished it for the first time. It's alright, back half definitely picks up some slack from the beginning. "The Radio Gaga Incident" out of context sounds like a bit from some analog horror/iceberg explained series.

We need to put a moratorium on game trailers being like "Oh we're a cute and cozy game- until The Creature shows up."

Been playing through Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. I think there's something very telling to me about the fact that you start the game with tampons and my male-ass keeps trying to think of ways it fits into a puzzle because why *else* would they include it?

They should make Kenny Omega skins for every single character in the game.

I still can't believe they fucking yassified Q for the 007 game. What an insane decision

I ate the entirety of Deltarune Chapters 3 and 4 in one sitting so I wouldn't get spoiled on shit. Toby Fox loves making games that emotionally drain me (complimentary).

Whyyyy does the new Bond game have to be an origin story? Why can't he just be a cool suave legend dude why do we need to Surf Dracula him

Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Fishing in FFXIV is cool, really neat system. If I don't get the fucking fish I want in 3 minutes I'm gonna start killing people

COCKTAIL (1988, dir. Roger Donaldson) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Drinksky 📽️🍷🍸🍹🥃

Which way Western man, onion bread or driftwood

when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value

Deeply funny to me that two major federal elections in a row a populist right-wing politician who had a pretty big following couldn't even win his own fucking riding. Same as it ever was