Fun fact: In the 1980s Romanian Dictator Nicolae Ceausescu infamously destroyed several historic buildings in order to build an outlandishly expensive palace for himself, during an economic crisis caused by his own incompetence. I don't remember what happened to him next, but I bet it was fine.

It really was unnatural for me to see people using chatbots for factual information at work + school when they were clearly intended for porn. Was like showing up to a construction site and seeing all the workers struggling to hammer in nails with floppy silicon dildoes.

Imagine devoting your entire life to prostrating yourself before this man and when you die trying to further his movement he eulogizes you by saying "lmao skill issue git gud"

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

One Battle After Another is a fun fantasy film set in a universe where the entire federal law enforcement apparatus targeting leftist revolutionaries is one roughly five man team headed by a former border patrol camp administrator

Put the National Guard on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang

I swear when they've got the rat cage locked over my head I'm still going to be laughing at trump's double-handy dance move.

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

This was inevitable the moment Pete Hegseth was confirmed. He literally wrote a book about using the US military internally, and the regime ignored numerous other, better candidates to pick him. Orange Julius crossed the Rubicon a long time ago.

I hope the visiting stormtroopers are taking note of how not in crisis everything is over here while on their bullshit detail.

I know the news must be pretty scary right now for you "Right Wing Patriots," but don't worry. The guy who wrote self-insert fanfiction of himself as a wizard saving Our Beloved King Trump from the wicked schemes of Hillary Queenton is taking care of it.

thank goodness Kash Patel cleaned house in the SLC FBI office. clearly everyone was made a lot safer.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

It's crazy it took someone like me this long to do a Ren Faire but at least I started with the best. (Yeah I was vest only at the end. It was hot, ok. I swear it wasn't just to show off my manual labor gains.)

we are in such unbelievably deep shit. www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfrien...

welp,

I await public thanks from Pope Leo for my killing of his predecessor. by JD Vance

First Chicagoan Pope, looking forward to a papal bull on whether those who consume hot dogs with ketchup will know the Kingdom of God.

The fighter jets pine for their real home, the sea www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-airc...

me after I make the bad decision in a video game and alienate my party

Saw this great sign on vacation. If we post it in restrooms across the country, we can watch Nancy Mace throw an epic tantrum. 😳

Even if this was true (it isn't) there's a ton of blue collar workers in logistics who are going to get screwed regardless. Work at an air-shipping warehouse that's probably going to bump all their full-timers down to part time because after the first four hours there's f*** all to do.

Everyone come to my house party! But remember if you aren't out by 11:00 I'll chain you to the radiator in my basement. Bring drinks! 🥰

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon theonion.com/woman-r...

Me: I'm in a great mood. I can get all this work done and listen to podcasts while I do. Also Me: I'm going to listen to three parts on Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge.

if you think about video games like this you should be thrown into the sea

Every other day I see a liberal/campus leftist take that's so ungrounded in the bloody history of human conflict it makes me think "look at my Resistance, dawg, I'm going to El Salvador." At least Robert gets it.

Silicon Valley is run by people who genuinely think the world as we know it is going to end in the next few decades. Many also WANT this to happen: they WANT the biological world to be replaced by a new digital world. They WANT "posthumans" to take the place of humans. A 🧵:

the arrest of a judge by ICE and FBI for such bullshit reasons is a Rubicon crossing moment. not the last, but a major one.

Non-Business Newspapers: "The Unconventional Legal Strategy Trump is Using Against Harvard" Business Newspapers: "They're ASSAULTING lady liberty. They're SHOOTING the bald eagles. How much longer do we have to deal with these fucking MORONS"

Everything I do for a living is based on this. The things you find yourself pursuing as distractions from the things you think you're supposed to be pursuing might actually be your destiny.

Lmfao

reports coming in that earlier today Trump dropped ranch dipping sauce for his chicken nuggets on the Oval Office floor and made Vance the "licking that shit off the carpet" tzar as well

fighting tears

Expected maybe a bit more in terms of turnout at the Chicago 50501 protest but from what I heard 4/19 was scaled back a bit. Still would estimate maybe 5-7k marchers. Lot of well-organized pro-Palestine folks.

if made commander and chief not only will i bring back the ice cream ships, but all weapons systems will be replaced with ice cream based equivalents. the United States will construct an ICBM capable of penetrating the Russian defense grid and delivering pints of Chubby Hubby directly to the Kremlin

The United States, a country whose citizens sacrificed pretty much all principles because Muh Expensive Eggs, is in total trade war with China, a country whose main goal since the Century of Humiliation has been "become economically unfuckwithable." Wonder who'll win? 🤔

I'm not entirely clear why all the reporting seems to be treating the tariff thing as over and done when there are still 125% tariffs on a little place we do some occasional business with known as china

Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens

see, this is exactly what I’m talking about

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

It’s too bad that Marxism is woke, or maybe someone would have read the book that correctly pointed 150 years ago out how capital would destroy itself in a quest for ever-increasing easy gains once it had run out of new frontiers to pillage and loot. Well, what do I know, i’m a dumb girl