Every civilization eventually enters its "are we serious right now?" phase... The difference is Rome didn't have social media. They got to decline in private. We're livestreaming ours in 4K from the White House lawn with premium seating available now.

Every civilization eventually enters its "are we serious right now?" phase... The difference is Rome didn't have social media. They got to decline in private. We're livestreaming ours in 4K from the White House lawn with premium seating available now.

At this point he's flaunting his corruption with the obvious market manipulation. 👇

Happy Pride Month 🌈🦄🦋🏳️‍🌈

Don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't get 4 cognitive exams in 18 months unless they're monitoring your dementia.

Frankel to Rubio: "It is crazy that you want to let people in from South Africa because they can assimilate, while you're throwing out hundreds of thousands of people who have already assimilated and that are important parts of our economy and family life."

What a wonderful idea…👇 Let’s. Do. This. ✨

Prove Us Wrong, Chumpster.......

Says it all.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Every time I sat across the desk from Stephen Colbert, I knew we'd have a conversation that was about more than just getting laughs. Alongside his great wit, Stephen brought deep thoughtfulness, empathy, and humility to the late-night stage. Here's to a next chapter as brilliant as the last.

🤞😃🤞😃🤞I mean, oh no… Don’t do that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss having a President of the United States.

Not The Onion. 😏

No one outside the U.S. seems to be afraid of Trump anymore, and he is hated rather than loved. trib.al/66Cdqef

Justice Samuel Alito issued an administrative stay.

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

I won’t be surprised to one day discover that the only thing the Trump administrative was ever competent at was insider trading.

AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

A convicted felon as President of the United States talking about removing criminals is the very definition of hypocrisy.

Thank you to whoever did this one. 🤣👏

This is less a joke and more a corporate performance review. “Based on observed competency levels, we regret to inform you that boiling water may exceed current capabilities" And honestly, that might be the most accurate audit of this administration anyone’s published all year

MAGA Republicans don’t distrust systems that control people. They distrust systems that empower people. That’s the whole scam in one ugly little package. Voting threatens hierarchy. War enforces it. Strip away the slogans and the hypocrisy starts glowing in the dark.

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Great way to summarize trump.

Bank of America would not have paid out $72.5 million dollars to the Epstein survivors, if the Epstein files were just a "Democratic hoax."

I'll stop talking about the Epstein Files when they're released to the public in full. You know, by law.

Still shocking 😳🤯🤣

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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No shit. I remember that. He was a creep during the debates.

Rats leaving a sinking ship — that’s why. 🐀

America: Can you please open the Strait of Hormuz? Trump: No. We have plenty of oil at home. The Oil At Home:

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

Trump posted he would invade Venezuela. He invaded Venezuela. Trump posted he would preemptively attack Iran. He attacked Iran. He has now posted that Democrats are the biggest threat to the U.S. Listen. Pay attention.

You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.

I just applied to be the Professional AI Bully for @MemvidAI. AI forgetting context drives me insane — but after trying Memvid, I finally saw what AI memory should feel like. Let's see if they pick me 👀

It's TIME!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

From the current Private Eye

The #RapistInTheWhiteHouse says he’ll just fly in and take over Spains bases Spain saying no is meaningless to The #RapistInTheWhiteHouse bsky.app/profile/drew...

Our playbook for resisting has officially sold on 3 continents!

Yeah