We actually live in a world where Iran's media is considered more reliable than the POTUS' social media. Thanks, trump.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

A 5-time draft dodger just called NATO "cowards" for not wanting to help clean up his mess in the war he started. Every accusation is a confession.

0.00196% of athletes are transgender. 0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants. This is what MAGA obsesses over. Fuck the voter suppressing SAVE Act.

At this point, the war in Iran has gotten so bad for trump, he should consider releasing the entirety of the Epstein files to distract from it.

Bottom line: If Republicans were at all confident they could win the midterms, the SAVE America Act would not exist. Prove me wrong.

Bottom line: If Republicans were at all confident they could win the midterms, the SAVE America Act would not exist. Prove me wrong.

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants, then running home to change your shirt.

How ignorance works.

How's this coming along, Captain Couchfucker?

Some call it the Israel-Iran war. Most call it the Epstein war. Because that's what this is.

This creature is Rep Sheri Biggs. If I saw this approaching, I would run for my life. Exactly how can anyone stare directly at her and live to tell about it?

Get it correct. It's not the State of the Union address. It's the State of Delusion address.

It took SCOTUS long enough but they finally saw the light. Screw these illegal unconstitutional tariffs and screw the toddler-in-chief. Now throw an ALL CAPS TANTRUM and cry more on your platform and this Tuesday's SOTU.

Remind me why we need the SAVE Act again?

MAGA's definition of REAL ID is when Caucasian people vote. And their definition of Voter Fraud is when anyone else votes.

Wife: "How late were you out last night?" Husband: "The DOW is over $50,000! That's what we should be talking about!"

Pam Bondi has made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR - her client is trump, not the American people.

MAGA supposedly doesn't care about the Epstein files? Translate them all to Spanish. They'll care really quickly.

This will be some memorable Super Bowl Sunday.

So the racist orange toddler deleted the video depicting the Obama's as primates. He blames a WH staffer for it. Hmmm, wonder who it could be....

Tyrannical Reckless Unhinged Moronic Pedophile

Petty children come in all shapes, sizes and ages.

Abraham Lincoln: "Melania" was the worst experience I've ever had in a theater!"

Hmmm, sounds familiar.

I hear every time Brett Ratner called "Action!", Melania got on her knees.

🖕🧊

Bruising controversy solved!

In today's hilariously ironic episode of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Republicans are falsely claiming Biden and the DOJ were prosecuting trump as a political move - all the while, donald trump just posted on Lie Social that Pam Bondi should prosecute Jack Smith, as puerile revenge.

Live look at Trump's Board of Peace:

Trump's Board of Peace is like trump himself- a contradiction in terms. One day he wants peace. The next, he either threatens or bombs a country. The next, he whines about the Nobel Peace Prize. The next, he makes more threats. The next, he claims he's the biggest peacemaker on Earth. He needs help.

Bingo. Greenland problem solved.

He can't tell the difference between Greenland and Iceland. He thinks windmills are melevelant. He thinks he can buy a country as easily as any other piece of property. Any woman that says "No" to him rubs him the wrong way. He makes the US a laughingstock. He's a senile and dangerous human.

The bottom line is this. If Jonathan Ross felt so threatened by Renee Good that he had to kill her, he's too fragile to be in law enforcement.

Since MAGA is fine with ICE being given "absolute immunity", this means they'll still be cool with it once Democrats get back into power. Right?

Indeed.

Good question.

RIP Renee Nicole Good. Another innocent victim of the most disgusting, dishonest administration in history.

Your "peace president". Fuck the trump administration.

Deja Vu.

So if Nicolás Maduro gets convicted of, say, 34 felonies, does that qualify him to serve as our next president? Just checking.

This you, Tulsi?