Trump, the hero of the stupid.

Thanksgiving at the White House:

Evolution isn't infallible.

Don't fall for it, Charlie Brown.

Meme-dani.

Picture of the day (maybe the week). You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.

Find someone who looks at you the way trump looks at Zohran Mamdani. I dare you. He had trump slobbering & eating out of his hand the entire presser, even getting him to admit he would live in NYC with him as mayor. The compliments were non-stop, while Mamdani was clear, concise & not a bootlicker.

Quiet, quiet, piggy.

For those who don't speak Trumpese - #trump

Pam Bondi obediently agreeing to prosecute any and all Democrats in the Epstein files isn't the flex she thinks it is. MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!

Great depiction of the Epstein files:

Good morning. This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is the living embodiment of every single one of humanity's very worst traits. Have a nice day.

Happy Veterans Day to all but the 5-time draft dodger - Cadet Bone Spurs.

Your new home of the Washington Commanders.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. SCOTUS struck down Kim Davis and every homophobic, religious extremist this morning. Same sex marriage remains intact.

Ahhh so THAT'S what the trump ballroom is for.

How about Nap-olean?

Republicans are so angry at Zohran Mamdani! You would think they'd be more upset at voting for a 34X convicted felon rapist or something....

Commander-in-Sleep? No Don Snorleone? No Wait....I've got it....

The same people who think democratic socialists like Zohran Mamdani are communists also think Donald Trump is a Christian.

The Subway sandwich case proved Jeanine Pirro will forever be known as the woman who couldn't indict nor convict a ham sandwich.

Meanwhile in Mamdani's neck of the woods.....

Prop 50 has passed. Despite all of trump's efforts, democracy is alive and well. But he will undoubtedly try to get as many red states as he can to counter this victory, and so blue states must respond accordingly.

Thanks to Mamdani, the White House has become the Red House.

Spanberger. Sherrill. Mamdani. The PA Supreme Court. Finally, something to feel good about. Hopefully this is a preview of next November. Until then, excuse me while I ride the Blue Wave. 🌊🌊🌊🌊

Accurate AF.

Fits trump to a T. ✅

Happy autumn.

Trump's America.

Molesters Are Granted Amnesty

MAGA makes up AI videos all the time because that's the closest they can get to the alternative reality they live in.

No brains. No heart. Definitely no courage. No Kings.

Good morning.

This is trump taking "demented" to new levels. Biden wasn't even president on J6. Further proof the doctors at Walter Reed are either quacks or liars. If Congress and the VP actually cared about this country more than him, he would've been gone years ago.

Bill Buckner: the torch is yours. Orion Kerkering: Ummm...

Make Asshole Go Away

Womp womp #trump

Number of government shutdowns under trump? Three. Number of government shutdowns under Biden? Zero.

The most ironic part about Pete Hegseth wanting to end DEI hires is he IS a DEI hire. Drunk Embarrassing Incompetent

"This epidemic of violence in our country must end, immediately!" Then STFU, and stop stoking the flames, President Shitler.

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South Park is by far a more accurate source of news than Fox News. There, I said it.

Pretty sure Nancy Mace has them both beat.

Kash's "proof" of these ICE shootings are as nonsensical and fabricated as anything MAGA puts out. An "anti-ICE" shooter 1) doesn't target immigrants and 2) doesn't write that on his ammo. He seriously thinks we're as moronic as he is.

Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce. The ending is like “minnow fin” 🐟 And “aceta-“ sounds like “Ah see da” as in “Ah see da Epstein files still haven’t been released.”

Today at the UN, we learned even escalators hate trump. Either that, or he broke the weight limit.