8+6+4+7 = 25 (th Amendment)

More people have seen the Epstein files than the Melania movie.

Multiple MAGA accounts tweeted simultaneously, demanding a bawlroom. How about we create ballrooms for each innocent kid that was gunned down in classrooms, churches and the like? That would actually be money well spent.

Melania Trump got her hooker panties in a twist this morning, when an obvious ghost writer using her Twitter account accused Jimmy Kimmel of "violent rhetoric" meant to"divide our country". Repeat after me - every accusation is a confession with this administration.

Nearly every weekend he golfs on a huge, wide open course. But he needs to build a ballroom for his "safety". That's security success for you.

Republicans clutching their pearls over Virginia and California conveniently always forget -

Since trump says that pic depicting him as Jesus Christ was actually him as a "doctor", here he is cosplaying as a plumber. ⬇️

After watching today's Budapest celebrations, I think we all need to invite JD Vance to visit all swing States here in the US before midterms, so hopefully his magic will work on us as well. 😁

Hungary is proof positive these lying dictatorship-loving assholes' days in power are numbered, and that people worldwide are sick of authoritarianism. Poor little baby trump soiled his Depends today, as his glass ego shattered in pieces. 7 months from now, the blue tsunami arrives. 🌊🌊

Trump's cognition includes automatically registering young men for the draft - something he dodged FIVE times, thanks to daddy. Oh, the irony.

Iran negotiations: Trump: Open the Strait of Hormuz, or we'll bomb you back to the Stone Age! Iran: How about we give you a 10-point plan in which you give us everything we want, plus the Strait? Trump: Deal! See America, this is why I'm the greatest negotiator ever! Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

Great way to summarize trump.

Christians have been warning everyone about the antichrist for years and years - and when he finally shows up, they support him. Without reservation. Happy Easter.

Let us pray.

Lindsey Graham's new favorite sport.

No Kings ❌👑

I'll be using my black Sharpie and will cover it on every bill.

It's not the SAVE Act. It's not the SAVE America Act. It's the Save My Orange Ass Act.

My all-time favorite No Kings protest sign.

Congratulations to Emily Gregory and Brian Nathan for flipping two congressional state seats in the heart of ruby red Florida to blue tonight. 🔵🔵 Best of all, one of them took place right in trump's own backyard. Yes folks, even his own neighbors are sick of him. Keep the blue tsunami coming. 🌊🌊🌊

We actually live in a world where Iran's media is considered more reliable than the POTUS' social media. Thanks, trump.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

A 5-time draft dodger just called NATO "cowards" for not wanting to help clean up his mess in the war he started. Every accusation is a confession.

0.00196% of athletes are transgender. 0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants. This is what MAGA obsesses over. Fuck the voter suppressing SAVE Act.

At this point, the war in Iran has gotten so bad for trump, he should consider releasing the entirety of the Epstein files to distract from it.

Bottom line: If Republicans were at all confident they could win the midterms, the SAVE America Act would not exist. Prove me wrong.

Bottom line: If Republicans were at all confident they could win the midterms, the SAVE America Act would not exist. Prove me wrong.

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants, then running home to change your shirt.

How ignorance works.

How's this coming along, Captain Couchfucker?

Some call it the Israel-Iran war. Most call it the Epstein war. Because that's what this is.

This creature is Rep Sheri Biggs. If I saw this approaching, I would run for my life. Exactly how can anyone stare directly at her and live to tell about it?

Get it correct. It's not the State of the Union address. It's the State of Delusion address.

It took SCOTUS long enough but they finally saw the light. Screw these illegal unconstitutional tariffs and screw the toddler-in-chief. Now throw an ALL CAPS TANTRUM and cry more on your platform and this Tuesday's SOTU.

Remind me why we need the SAVE Act again?

MAGA's definition of REAL ID is when Caucasian people vote. And their definition of Voter Fraud is when anyone else votes.

Wife: "How late were you out last night?" Husband: "The DOW is over $50,000! That's what we should be talking about!"

Pam Bondi has made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR - her client is trump, not the American people.

MAGA supposedly doesn't care about the Epstein files? Translate them all to Spanish. They'll care really quickly.

This will be some memorable Super Bowl Sunday.

So the racist orange toddler deleted the video depicting the Obama's as primates. He blames a WH staffer for it. Hmmm, wonder who it could be....

Tyrannical Reckless Unhinged Moronic Pedophile

Petty children come in all shapes, sizes and ages.

Abraham Lincoln: "Melania" was the worst experience I've ever had in a theater!"

Hmmm, sounds familiar.