“Karen” only means what it means because it’s a trochee. “Jessica” like any dactyl fizzles steadily. Like a ball someone dropped.

All toilets should have handles. No part of you should at any point have to enter the toilet, to cause it to flush.

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

It's amazing how utterly dumb the DOGE bros are and how little they let their total lack of intelligence, accomplishment and talent get in the way of breaking things that actually intelligent, accomplished and talented people had built.

It’s true. Failing to train immune systems through vaccination is neither safe nor effective. Failing to vaccinate is risky. There are serious side effects, including death.

Today, Border Patrol officers approached some observers. One observer had a pistol, but the officers disarmed him. The officers then piled on top of him to arrest him, with one officer beating him about the head. Amid the thrashing, an officer shot him. As he lay dying, they shot him again.

Lovely kiss this afternoon at Griffith Observatory. Was this you? I have a couple more.

Not ambassadorial, but . . . not wrong on this specific point

If you convinced any pro-Palestine voter to sit on their hands or worse, vote for Trump, congrats, you win a Special Purity participation trophy in helping the current full-on abandonment of any two-state solution, peace process or Palestinian national aspiration prevail. Yours is in the mail.

the future is being down to a pair of tight cutoff jeans, pushing your pile of trump meme coins to the center of the table and temporarily covering the glistening blonde smirk of the logo for the first annual eric trump strypto poker invitational, taking a swig of beef tallow and saying "call"

The difference between being a Geno Head and a Darnold Head is there are no Darnold Heads and both groups (if they existed) end up in tears when the games really count

On X, Elon Musk Has Trained Grok To Be Overtly Anti-Semitic. But On Bluesky, Some People Say There Should Not Be Genocide Against Palestinians. Do American Jews Have Anywhere To Go? We Asked Stephen Miller Tomorrow In The New York Times

Wife & I beta testing “micro death” 6-8 hours each night.

I always start with the internet

Good night btw

Don’t forget these guys apnews.com/article/trum...

In the Rinzai tradition such questions are believed to elicit spontaneous illumination

Unpoetry pop up gallery @ Common objects Seattle 6/27

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

This whole exchange between Rep. Schrier (a pediatrician) and RFK Jr is worth a watch. It starts with her schooling him on the horrors of vaccine-preventable diseases and ends with him claiming he never made a deal w/ Sen. Cassidy not to change ACIP (CDC vaccine panel) www.c-span.org/clip/house-c...

Over 35,000 letters to Congress pushing to impeach Trump. Let's send another 1,000 now. Send yours here: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

brilliant

Lmao it's like Cuomo turned on the pervert batsignal and Bill Clinton came swinging in on a chandelier

Capitalism also supported the development of this drug with the potential to end the HIV epidemic in Africa. Lenacapavir access in LMICs is a moral imperative, and we must continue to pressure Gilead until this objective is realized. But we can sway pharma better if we grasp more context.

Jennifer Croft’s memoir Homesick is as good as any book should ever dream of being

Pro tip: don’t go to bed thinking of that asshole

Trump's posting about Iran is tailor made to make the "World War III is coming we're all doomed" crowd on here lose their shit and be extra annoying and that's a direct attack on me, personally.

ok maybe the American flag scolds had a point, this photo goes hard

Frisbee-size puck or are we thinking real big?

Done. Belated appreciation for that issue after 9/11.

Don’t forget to breathe. Breathe in for 4, hold for 7, exhale for 8. It signals safety to your nervous system and helps bring you back to centre. No matter the situation, we need to be regulated to think, to act, to not freeze.

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

Thanks, Biden

god I hate spring, how can the weather be in so much conflict with itself, CHOOSE

Rob Browning (b.1955) - "Flying woman in a blue dress"

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

#OnThisDay in 1891, Seattle doubled in size by annexing north-of-downtown communities. historylink.org/File/2214

10/10 friend advice from Friendman, no notes

Given wide circulation of this post would you consider clarifying that said principle applies only when efficacious vaccines already exist? You may be confusing people who are very much on your side!

#handsoff Seattle.

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect

Strong bullish indicator for comical self-own home loss in the divisional round lfg

Local Indivisible member was abducted by ICE in Washington. If you're in the state, please elevate this thread to your electeds and ask for their help in getting his release.

I'd estimate that 40% of banks offer completely free accounts with no strings (and like 90% of credit unions.) Anyone who keeps all their money in crypto is a megadunce who is already primed to be a republican due to how dumb they are

“Crazy man vows calmer craziness; Dow soars”