If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

What a good day. Cheney died. Mamdani won. A win we all desperately needed.

I have watched two baseball games in my life, both this weekend, but I confidently say that the sport would be greatly improved if, after hitting three batters with the ball, the offensive of team had 75 seconds to beat the pitcher's ass consequence free.

May the creators of the IP your tattoo is based on die before they do anything heinous, amen. 🤗

I had an endoscopy and a colonoscopy (same appointment, different camera). Before hand they gave me like, 0.25 mg of fentanyl, and I gave no shits that I was getting spit roasted by Kodak. Easy to understand why it's so devastating to so many.

Morning walk

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

Go Birds, Fuck Ice, Free Palestine

Literally burst out laughing in the grocery store when I read the news. I hate what the world has done to me but also: lol

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Matthew 26:52 my guy.

oh cool GPT-5 is released today. now even more things can suck ass

Shelly made me look so hot in this promo photo, so go listen & watch the first episode of Season 2 featuring your favorite Diamond!

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

Me when I get hit by a truck because I was playing Umamasume on my phone and don't get Isekied but think I have been for a moment.

Just saw a shouting match almost come to blows in a Costco parking lot. How are you going to fight at the happiest place on Earth? My heart aches for the girl who had to beg her dad to just leave. They should open a therapist next to the optician so these dudes will go.

not wanting to "do discourse" but compelled by conscience to say that Gavin Newsom accepting right-wing framing of gender-affirming care and trying to position himself as some Solomon of hard choices is bullshit. care is care. the people who need it and the people who provide it are the experts

This Saturday, July 19th, 9pm EST! Catch our 3rd & final game for Foundations of Iridescence, another Eat The Reich one shot! Cast includes: @nerdyteddi.bsky.social @ditz-akimbo.bsky.social @dmtoddbloom.bsky.social & Fauna with @durmidge.bsky.social back in the GM seat! See you there? #ttrpgsky

Toxic Masculinity is OUT! Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN! - Loud laughs - Roasted meats and spiced drinks - Hospitality to strangers - Living in the moment - Singing in public - Body positivity - Emotional generosity - Sick robes

free guest list for anybody who captures video of themselves repeatedly rolling D20s + D4s against these guys IRL and yelling CRITICAL HIT loud as hell

Live right now on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions Role Models, a D&D5e one shot for Foundations of Iridescence! When a new party can't get their act together, the Adventurer's Guild needs their best mentors on the case. What’s holding these rookies back? #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpgsky #charitystream

This is tonight! I’m excited (and nervous, but when am I not lol) to show y’all what we’ve been cooking up and I hope you can check us out! 9PM EST on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions Help us support @decrim305.bsky.social and Yaya Por Vida!

TONIGHT! 9pm EST on twitch.tv/screemtimepr..., come join us for “Role Models”, our D&D 5e one shot in support of Foundations of Iridescence! Ft. @mirrrm.bsky.social @vysgaming.bsky.social @omgflynn.bsky.social @avariceblade.bsky.social & @mara-f-plays.bsky.social #ttrpgsky #ttrpg #charitystream

Come join us on Twitch this Saturday (2 days away!) at 9pm EST for our next one shot in support of Foundations of Iridescence! Featuring @vysgaming.bsky.social @mirrrm.bsky.social @avariceblade.bsky.social @omgflynn.bsky.social & GM'd by @mara-f-plays.bsky.social #ttrpgsky #charitystream

Our co-founders, @durmidge.bsky.social and @mara-f-plays.bsky.social are joining the Oneshot Wonderland table tonight at 6:30pm EST over on twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... to support the @aclu.org ! We’d love to see you there!

When a new party can't get their act together, the Adventurer's Guild needs their best mentors to figure out the problem; they need... "Role Models", a D&D 5e one-shot for Foundations of Iridescence, supporting @decrim305.bsky.social! Sat July 5th, 9:00pm EST on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions

TONIGHT! 6:30 PM EST! Come meet my sweet bean of a Druid and help us help the ACLU. Your donations during the game can directly impact the outcome of the game, with options starting as low as $1! twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... is where the magic happens! . . . . . #ttrpgsky #charitystream #dnd5e #ttrpg

Relistening to a four year old podcast about how Andrew Cuomo is a sex pest and a policy failure who lied to the public about how many people his handling of the first wave of the pandemic killed so he could have a book (allegedly) ghost written about how well he did just hits different this week.

This weekend, catch the action on twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... for Oneshot Wonderland! Two D&D 5e one-shots live this Saturday and Sunday at 6:30pm EST in support of @aclu.org I've joined the crew for the Sunday game, but I hope you'll join for both nights if you can and show your support! #ttrpgsky

We can have a little hope as a treat

The rat fuck bastard is cutting funding to the USCSB, probably the one of the most effective agencies in terms of dollars spent to dollars saved. I'm Canadian, so I need you Yanks to call your representative and scream at them so ya'll don't die in metal dust fires. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7h...

Tonight, at 8 PM Eastern, join us for Episode 5 of Monster Mondays! In Unfaethfully, Boven, Jules, and Maeve join forces as temperatures rise in the Tulsa heat. The conflict between the Fae and the Demons comes to a boil tonight, only on Meadowlark Productions! www.twitch.tv/meadowlarkpr...

Today! In just a few short hours (6 hours & 15 minutes at time of posting) our crew takes on Eat the Reich! twitch.tv/screemtimepr... will have all the action live at 3:30pm EST. Will we see you there?

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

Saturday, June 21st, 3:30pm EST, Screem Time! presents our premiere one-shot: EAT THE REICH For Foundations of Iridescence! Featuring @dmtoddbloom.bsky.social @tintenseher.bsky.social @ditz-akimbo.bsky.social @tayycro.bsky.social & GM @durmidge.bsky.social twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions

Heyyyy @chucktingle.bsky.social shooting our shot here to get more eyes on this 🫶🥹

@/DiversitySaves, in my opinion, is not an actively safe space in the TTRPG Community and the way their board members handled criticism I brought up regarding lack of advocacy and representation of s*x workers within their channel space. You're welcome to your opinion, but a 🧵

What's the word Blerds and nerds 🤜🏿 Culture? Race? The #ttrpg space? #nOneshOt with Mark is where it all comes together! In this Groove, @byconniechang.bsky.social joins @gmmarkj.bsky.social to get personal about the 5th year of @transplanarrpg.bsky.social, privilege, grief...and more! Link below!

LMAO Singh just on his grindset when it comes to taking L. Even after the election, he can't get enough of losing.

Worse yet, Singh just posted a cop-out apology. Terrible. Terrible.

Tonight on Monster Mondays Episode 4: Grab Some Afternoon Zoolight Things heat up tonight as the gang responds to the strange happenings at the zoo! 8 PM Eastern on twitch.tv/meadowlarkproductions

Remember: if you see people escaping from ICE, no you didn't

Time for the FLQ and the PLO to join forces. I haven't seen cultural appropriation so poorly executed since the Ottawa Spark Street Business Association tired to gaslight everyone into forgetting Newfoundland exists.

With regards to 🧊, I want to state that my position of "drag them back from whatever wretched hole they hide in and make them answer before a court" is my compromise position. That's me toning it down, walking it back. My original, honest proposal contained the words mechanically assisted scaphism.

These casting calls for our games supporting Foundations of Iridescence close in just a few short days, on Friday June 13th! Questions? DM us or join our Discord (link in bio)! "Role Models", D&D 5e: forms.gle/A6E6G9RsBN2C... 2 Eat the Reich one shots: forms.gle/PDFrM1t4gB5S... #ttrpg #casting

If you're more upset at some property damage than the reason for the protests in the first place, I'm begging you to shut the fuck up.

This casting call is open til late on Friday June 13th! If you have any questions at all, shoot us a DM or join our Discord (link in bio!) #castingcall #ttrpgcastingcall #ttrpgcharitygame #ttrpgap #actualplay

This casting call is also open til late on Friday June 13th! If you have any questions at all, shoot us a DM or join our Discord (link in bio!) #castingcall #ttrpgcastingcall #ttrpgcharitygame #ttrpgap #actualplay