I love that you can alias any items that don't have a conflicting syntax.

{} yourself

Idk why so many job descriptions value ability to work under pressure. Being able to focus on work without the pressure or stimulation, now that's a skill.

For a different US president.

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

the reason we haven’t been back is because no one uses GOTO any more

They really did GOTO THEMOON

Used the August heatwave in the UK to the best of my ability. Learned a lot, finally automated my setup, and got this pretty picture of the North America nebula. #astrophotography More details in my instagram post: www.instagram.com/p/DO03ABwjdNz/

Terrell Jermaine Starr making the points. He’s an independent journalist, consider supporting his work. @terrelljstarr.bsky.social terrellstarr.substack.com/p/iryna-zaru...

Few things can bring as many outward displays of emotions, shouts of happiness, tears of joy and sense of belonging in British people as the National Rail 😍 Thank you so much for this delay of nearly 3 hours, all of us on the platform truly started feeling like a one big family.

Don't mind me, just yelling at the compiler.

NATO does not consider Russian UAVs in Polish airspace as an attack – Reuters Awesome. Can NATO provide the definition on "attack" then?

At least 19 Russian drones crossed into Polish air space last night. This was not an accidental breach or a mistake.

Last night in Poland we saw the most serious European airspace violation by Russia since the war began, and indications suggest it was intentional, not accidental. I am in contact with NATO Secretary General Rutte and Poland FM Sikorski. The EU stands in full solidarity with Poland. (1/2)

If, like me, you're a fan of an atomic git history rather than "yolo we'll squash everything anyway", git-absorb is so good. github.com/tummychow/gi... You stage some fixups, it goes through them, finds commits in your history they belong to, and fixes them up in correct place.

i like mistral's reaction to this

Never ask a man his age, a woman her salary, or GPT-5 whether a seahorse emoji exists

My god you just go for a coffee date on a Saturday and random couple of guys at the next table is talking about how they're integrating AI into their systems 😮‍💨

R e s p o n s i v e l a y o u t s a r e g r e a t

This timeline where I have to keep googling if something is a satire or real...

Every few years I forget that `#[inline(never)]` is misleading in Rust and find out the hard way. Why even have the attribute if the compiler will make up its mind and inline the function anyway 😫

Really interesting to see so much emphasis on memory profiling jemalloc specifically at Rustconf given that it’s, you know, deprecated

...yay?

LLM in voice assistants are actually pretty amazing. Feels like exactly the futuristic way we expected them to work from the start.

€3 cocktails?! I guess I'm relocating again.

Post is now translated into English and available without ads and tracking: jhauser.de/once-upon-a-... With digressions into Cold War era spy balloons and the first Soviet photos from the far side of the moon, this is a fun read!

Who called it arson and not crime brulee?

Did Bluesky Android app break text selection in posts? Pretty sure it used to work, which was pretty refreshing compared to most native apps.

JUST IN: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says a Russian cruise missile hit a U.S. electronics plant in the far west of Ukraine. The strike was part of an overnight barrage of more than 600 drones and missiles.

Will Github ever take spam detection seriously? Aka at all? They don't have even at the most basic blatant spam detection that any self-respecting email provider had 15 years ago, and now that we have AI you'd think it would be useful at least for this. Why do I have to keep doing this manually?

Oh ffs. I unmute this guy for one day to see what's going on with the meeting and I just can't stop shaking my head.

Meanwhile, in Earth One's reality:

this is where Stubb was sitting when Trump couldn't see him btw

Rust futures are so Bon Jovi.

most of the rest of the world finds american customer service voice aggravating, and on the flip side it's why many americans find the rest of the world rude

those are still flattery. a key problem here is that the calibration of what counts as sycophancy is being set by americans

AI is our God and saviour, confirmed.

Donald flew to Alaska to meet me. Now he's flying back to DC to pass my offer to Zelensky. I have made the President of the United States my errand boy.

Such a stark contrast.

Rolling red carpet for an international criminal. What an embarrassment. This pic shows it all.

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OH at Cloudflare office: "What is it called, when the DNS team does... that thingy?" "An incident."

Yeahhhh rustc, count me skeptical, but I don't think that will work.

That feeling when you finally figure out the right Rust hack for a usecase that needs HKT...

I just barely managed to gain the upper hand in this cerebral chess match against GPT-5's PhD-level reasoning.

AGI is upon us.

Oh wow, Rust 1.89 finally allows let f = format_args!("hello {name}!"); Such a simple-looking thing, but a long time coming. github.com/rust-lang/ru...

"location south of the South Pole"? My forehead hurts from all the facepalms induced by AI overviews.