Doctors say that salmonella can kill you. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off dead raccoons says salmonella is good for you. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

it’s not “breaking” news if I heard about it from Facebook friends like five days ago. 🙃

Carney's cutting science spending, including the development of a Canadian-made lunar rover module. Wonder if he mentioned that on the call.

I am absolutely dead.

I used to think I didn’t like dogs, but it’s really the dog people that do this stuff I didn’t like. It’s not the dog’s fault their human is so shitty and entitled. Also if people could learn what a leash means that would also be awesome too 😅

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

That's neat. Filled up my $1000 NZD ($571 USD) electric car for $0.02 NZD ($0.01 USD). Did it with solar power even though it's a cloudy day. It's so cheap it honestly feels illegal. No wonder oil companies hate these things.

Oh yeah definitely the one thing sci fi and fantasy has been missing is the male gaze

I was so excited to find Heather Fawcett’s new book Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter as a skip the line loan from the library. And then I read the synopsis and was even more excited. Might buy the audiobook, as a treat.

this is all seriously so bonkers, just an utter deluge of unhinged politics(?) all the time.

*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

Our expectation I that you would only become a werewolf only when in view of the full Moon. We use a combination of mitigations - limiting launch opportunities to days when we’ll approach from the side, window shades when & special sunglasses during transit.

Some people make the world better by leaving it. I wish them the day they deserve.

After Trump's latest genocidal utterances, I'm posting this again from Anaïs Nin’s diary from 1939-1944: “America is in even greater danger because of its cult of toughness, its hatred of sensitivity, and someday it may have to pay a price for this, because atrophy of feeling creates criminals”.

Hey, I wrote a thing about AI in astrophysics ergosphere.blog/posts/the-ma...

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but don't let that stop you from being kind. Don't let it stop you from trying to help. Don't let it stop you from disappearing into a sinister fog and becoming a terrifying creature of folklore and legend.

What a neat idea! A man powers his old Game Boy using just a single candle. Look Mom, no batteries.

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

"troubled coder who died by suicide" is such infuriating phrasing, he was a 26 yo, sentenced to 35 years in prison for downloading academic articles!! they murdered him.

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

I prefer the shittiest drawing over the uncanny valley weirdness of ai generated images. I wish people would stop using it in presentations.

Tomorrow's challenge: can i talk about bird eggs at bird club without having to hear about how much children love eating eggs? Let's find out!

The #kickstarter for Thyme Travellers 2 An Anthology of Palestinian Speculative Fiction is now live! #projectwelove @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

I love nerds

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

I’m going to need some Umbric fanfic. Hook me up fellow degenerates.

Basically you have to understand that you’re here as a sort of parasite on someone else’s grift where they make vcs pay for their hobby. You’re black mold in the wall of an adult daycare. Embrace it but know it is transient.

Oh come ON

I can get behind prohibitions on leavened bread for traditions sake but I feel the kitniyot regulations are excessive and somewhat insulting to our collective intelligence.

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You can doomscroll more tomorrow.

Like a lot of people, I've had NASA's Artemis II stream playing in the background today, and I cannot stop thinking about HIM

Most of the obvious ones already there, but I do think about this one whenever I see a bee

Fun reminder disabled people generally cannot flee to other nations for sanctuary from increasing fascist dangers of eugenics. Including disabled people part of other marginalized communities (trans, otherwise queer, BIMPOC, etc.). We are literally barred from immigration due to being “burdens”.

We’re at teen art club again 😎

This is what social media is meant to be about.

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme

Alright everyone, this is not a drill: April Fools starts in 30 minutes and we must all log off for the next 24 hours in order to avoid the worst day on the internet

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

doing arator quests and realizing

This is a verified GoFundMe for librarian Luanne James from the Rutherford County Library Alliance. gofund.me/f7704eb98 Read what happened to this hero: www.newschannel5.com/news/rutherf...

articles that write about how "important" immigrant workers are to "the economy" without ever acknowledging that the reason they are important is that they can be treated worse for less pay

People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life.

There is no program, protocol or therapy on earth that can turn a heterosexual person into a gay person, or vice versa. Similarly, there is no program, protocol or therapy that can turn a cis person into a trans person or vice versa. SCOTUS ruled in favor of psychological snake oil.

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. A broker for Pete Hegseth, the US defence secretary, attempted to make a big investment in major defence companies in the weeks leading up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran, according to three people familiar with the matter.” www.ft.com/content/744e...