Reminder to block Tennessee Holler. CW: confederate flag (though it is burning)

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

a candidate who opposes a ban on assault weapons is not fit for office

... "Yes, daddy."

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sad, because she seemed 'real', but she unfortunately made the right decision....

Best news I've seen in a long time. ;-)

Conversations with Kate out of context: "I didn't realize noodles had genders."

"Slr pnls." (The way the actors pronounced "solar panels" in "Birdemic".)

NORMAL VIEW!

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

montana constitution stays winning

The Minneapolis Dildo Brigade asked protestors across the country to participate in a Dildo Day of Action outside of ICE facilities and it went about as well as you can imagine 🥲 in Portland, Chicago, and L.A. There was juggling, cornhole, drumming, frogs: the works. 🫣

#handsoff #nokings #ReleaseALLthefiles #EpsteinFiles #lovemyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #getridofElectoralCollege #TheEpsteinBallroom #endtheiranwarnow Release ALL the files NOW 25th Ammendment NOW Abolish ICE NOW 💯💯💯

“The Steven Spielberg: The Spotlight Collection” Gets June Release thegeekiary.com/the-steven-s... #StevenSpielberg #jaws #JurassicPark #DVD #Bluray #IndianaJones #ET #Universal #UniversalPictures

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

watching a panel with potential governors in California: "I'm a listener", says one of them ... and then spends the next five minutes talking.

And here we are 🌏🌙

Our Emerson microwave that we've had since fire #2 has finally died and gone to Silicon Heaven. May it be happy with all the little calculators.

So, yesterday morning, when I got out of bed, I had a touch of vertigo - and MAN, it does NOT deserve its own movie. 😉 It wiped me out for the whole day. (I feel a bit better today.)

and to cap off this lovely week, someone is burning something nearby and it has triggered my PTSD about my own fires. Woo followed by a hoo. Over twenty fucking years and I can still get triggered that easily. Fuck you, brain.

I'm oddly surprised that Brennan didn't have a heart attack during "Dimension 20: On a Bus" season 2. ;-)

TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE LMFAOOOOOO

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

"do not make me explain the omegaverse to my boss, please" - a text I just wrote

Clerks, Waiting, and Office Space.

I read "Peyton Place" in high school. (And, of course, the obligatory "Flowers in the Attic" and "IT" of Gen X.)

Two of my bookcase shelves.

"John Carpenter's THEY LIVE Screen-Accurate Sunglasses Available" - headline of a press release I just got.

this is terrifying

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Going to be really interesting to see who chooses to remember today that Chuck Norris was an evangelical Christian and VERY hard-right conservative who trafficked in birtherism during Barack Obama’s presidency, and who does not.

Damn.

Timothée Chalamet ys goinge to spell hys name that waye and then complayne about opera?

I just misread White House as Waffle House, and ... well ...

My cat Gillian is bullying me at work. (Have I mentioned lately how the next time I buy a desktop computer, the power button will NOT be on the top? <g>)

Did a re-watch of "The Music Man", and point 1: Robert Preston has charisma out the wazoo; point 2: LITTLE RONNIE HOWARD IS FRACKIN ADORBS; point 3: the age difference between Winthrop and Marion has to be at least 7-10 years. ;-)

this international womens day make sure you tell all the men you see how much better they would look if they smiled!

having flashbacks to the NY-10 primary where too many progressives split the vote and we ended up with Dan Goldman. some folks who actually give a damn about keeping fascists out of power need to drop the hell out.

doing a 'ship of Theseus' argument around the 'giant' Hulk Funko pop:

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Oh - new media headcanon created today: Statler and Waldorf are older versions of Bert and Ernie.

Sigh. Stupid dude that wasn't even involved in the production.

... my wife finally got her ducks in a row.

Scritchins

Me in the (early) 90s.

So, there's a move called Demolition Man where sometime before 2032 there were "Fast Food Wars" that culminated in Taco Bell winning and becoming the only restaurant around. Why am I mentioning this? No reason.

BREAKING: An open letter with 60,000 people was sent to @housecommerce.bsky.social detailing opposition to age verification bills We are the people who grew up on the internet. If anyone knows about harms it caused, it's us. Not parents, not congress, us. Read here: docs.google.com/document/d/e...

Conversations with Kate out of context: "So you're saying Carmen Sandiego is a Robocop?"