Stephen Colbert - CSI: Criminal Sandwich Investigation

I was today years old when I learned that Zohran Mamdani's mom is Mira Nair who has directed many great movies including her fabulous debut "Mississippi Masala" with a young Denzel Washington. The movie led to Zohran'd birth in fact! (Gift article). www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

Such a huge embarrassment

Too many to pick from of Dozy DonOld..

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

Thousands of federal employees across the country are working unpaid or furloughed. I’ve declined my paycheck during the shutdown because Congress shouldn’t be paid when everyone else isn’t. To all the federal workers across the country—thank you for your service, hard work, and sacrifice.

This chart of consumer confidence is legit bananas. 🍌 (via GS) #UMich

This is an interesting lesson in the politics of authoritarianism. When the dictator starts running out of enemies of the state, he **WILL** manufacture new ones, even if it means demonizing some of his own. Trump will come for you too, MAGA. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Immunologist Zachary Rubin explains how, according to a recent study, living through a pandemic might accelerate brain aging.

It visually charts how a group of #SiliconValley #billionaires & their companies are positioning themselves for political dominance in 🇺🇸 #JDVance, propelled to the VP by $15m from 🏳️‍🌈 #PeterThiel, became the face of tech-right governance. Behind him, Thiel’s network moved into machinery of the state

For anyone who doesn't believe that Musk manipulated Tesla's stock as much as possible to get shareholders punch-drunk enough to vote "yes" for his $1 trillion payday, please look at the numbers.

According to the video, this woman was reporting sexual abuse in Riverside Court House & was accosted by ICE. What if she were your daughter, sister, mother or wife? How does this #ICELawlessness make us safer? Share this video & Call your Congressional rep at 202-224-3121 🧵

NEW EPISODE: Despite major pro-democracy wins on Tuesday, the fight is far from over. In this video I expose the next phase of Trump and the Republicans' playbook — and what voters, lawyers, and journalists must do now to defend democracy before it’s too late. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSw...

Not only is the fascist revolution running out of lawyers, as @proptermalone.bsky.social likes to say, but they're actively switching sides, taking their expertise & intimate familiarity with gov't's inner workings to oppose its corrupt abuse in the new Trump era. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 WHOOOOO THIS IS A BIG ONE😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 FEDERAL AGENTS NO LONGER IMMUNE TO 💥 GET ALL THE INFO YOU CAN ON THESE BASTARDS

A cleaning woman showed up at the wrong house with her husband. Someone inside shot through the door, striking 32-year-old María Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velásquez in the head, killing her. The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.

You created this monster, Sport. It's only fitting that it swallows you.

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DC Sandwich resister not guilty! Keep up your #pushBack #weAreDemocracy There are more of US than Them. #WeAreDemocracy

MSNBC: Where's the urgency to end this shutdown in Washington? JEFFRIES: That's a great question. It should be asked of Mike Johnson. Where's the urgency in actually bringing the House back into session? They have canceled votes for the last 6 weeks.

A Tops plant making paper closed in Logan, OH. A Case plant making light construction equipment closed in Burlington, IA. Devastating for these communities. What should be federal government response for these communities? newsforce247.com/tops-product...

No, he doesn’t care.

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

It's true every accusation is a confession check this out 👀👇

The Constitution protects the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/06/o...

Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”

Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.

If Donald Trump had dropped a nuclear bomb in Africa, he would be rightfully called out for doing something unspeakably horrible that killed countless people. But his gutting of USAID has killed over half 1 million people in Africa and it gets no attention. #EvilAdministration

"They want everyone to know these thugs they’ve deployed to terrorize cities are battle-hardened and impervious to pain. But in court, they're such delicate flowers that if they are, say, lightly grazed by a sandwich, they are entitled to justice because of the horrific assault they have suffered."

Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"

The most uncaring president in US history.

In a nutshell.

Congratulations to historian Doug Egerton on winning this year's John Andrew Book Prize, which is awarded annually by the Union Club of Boston. I am looking forward to interviewing him tonight during the awards dinner. 🗃️

This is amazing and a total game changer for our tanking economy but release the Epstein files.