it’s only “labubu” if it’s a female, if it’s a male it’s “lebubu”

The new state flags are here! www.universalhub.com/2025/new-sta... #Massachusetts

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Being online long enough makes you feel like an Immortal from Highlander. I've seen Angel Fires burn out and GeoCities fall. I've seen the flower of ICQ wilt and Jeeves with no more questions to answer. All come & gone. They live now only in my memories.

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

Do you guys ever think about dying?

Would you still love me if I was a worm? Would you love me more if I was a worm? I'm sorry I can't be a worm! Sorry I'm not her!!!! Go be with your worm!!! 😭😭😭

shut the fuck up

Me: No more treats, pal. You’ve already had three. Dog: Dude, you think I have any idea what “three” means? I’m not even sure how many legs I have.

Me : invents a device to talk to cats Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want Cat : Me : Cat : first of all fuck you

Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter

The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.

Hwæt! They don't love you like I love you

want to check out one piece but i'm afraid of what [redacted] will awaken in me

me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

New horror prompt just dropped

the old bird app thinks i should follow j/k/r

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

i don't love that there's no locked account option yet because i hate being perceived but whatever, i'm here, it's good

hell......... yes