I spent part of my Star Wars Day building my Lego Enterprise-D set. Nobody tell Mark Hamill.

If @magic.wizards.com, @dndbeyond.com, or anything from WOTC wants to see a dollar from me ever again, they'll do the right thing and voluntarily recognize United Wizards of the Coast-CWA. @uwotc-official.bsky.social

I signed, and you should too!

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Obviously, I never, ever want to go blind. But if I did, I would at least try to have fun with it. Accessorizing with fun eye patches, cool sunglasses and goggles, that sort of thing. And if I'm at a Renaissance fair? Oh you better believe I'd be rocking two eye patches.

Oh no, bullets, one of my many, MANY weaknesses!

I stand with Sheri's workers and demand good-faith negotiations and full reinstatement of every terminated employee. UnitedBrothelWorkers.org

YOOOOO

5 favorite things, 5 tags: - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Oreos - Improving someone's day - Moments where I'm not in pain - Imagining I win a fortune and help my friends. Tagging: @alyankovic.bsky.social @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social @sugartax.bsky.social @wilwheaton.net @vividvivka.bsky.social

Fandoms are inherently toxic. Want an example? Go to the Star Wars subreddit, they're still trashing the sequels every single day and it's been about seven years since The Rise of Skywalker. You could ask Daisy Ridley or Kelly Marie Tran, except they got bullied off of social media years ago.

Dr. Richmen elaborated: “This couldn’t have been prevented, and it’s actually a good thing for me, your doctor, because I now have more things to bill you for.” thesqueakywheel.org/thanks-i...

"Weird Al" Yankovic still hasn't been listed in any of the Epstein Files, which of course only further confirms my excellent taste.

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

Tonight I learned that David Bowie was considered to play the villain in "Blade Runner 2049", but he died months before filming and the part was instead given to Jared Leto. And if that isn't the single largest downgrade in movie history, I don't know what is.

Happy birthday to my boss, Popeye/ @comicskingdom.bsky.social

I used the volunteer at homeless shelters were the residents worked up to 38 hours per week doing manual labor. Many employers didn’t want them working 40 hours a week regularly, because then they’d have to offer benefits.

A Nazi (2026)

HELL YEAH!! Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show! And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time! So congrats friends! We did this together!!! 🙌🙌💖💖💖

Thanks, Pollstar!

You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice

'Lucky' sees a future full of... treats and belly rubs?

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

It’s therapeutic to be back in Casper, Wyoming. www.emophilips.com/shows

Pop the zit

i hate mr blobby. i cannot sanction his buffoonery

Now the hypnotic training just needs to fully take hold so he then jumps out the window when he gets there.

A page I was following posted AI "art" and I called them out on it last night. I just discovered that I've been banned from that page. But hey, it's always a nice gesture when the trash takes itself out, am I right?

There are some things about aging I can tolerate. Longer nose hairs? Fine, I can pluck those. Gray hair? I can take it, for now. But gray nose hairs? Absolutely not. This will not do at all.

festive boxing with Andrew Tate:

Sherbet Land 'Mario Kart: Double Dash' Gamecube

We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

Going into 2026 like...

I woke up to like 3 people having sent me the Weird Al Rage Against the Machine video which is how I know I am seen & understood

So if you're wondering what the emotional state of the US is, this seems to be a fairly accurate and terrifying indicator.

WEIRD AL, AGE 45: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but these Rage Against the Machine lyrics are kind of corny. WEIRD AL, AGE 65 (at a concert): You know, some of those who work forces are actually, no joke, the same who burn crosses.

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

The Babadook is just Gerard Way as a cryptid.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Enjoying the moment during our sold-out show at Madison Square Garden (7/12/25)

me too pikachu

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

I've had a crush on you since the 90's, Emma. You didn't have to go so hard making me love you.

Thought y'all might enjoy this past one too. 🙂🌵

🩵 Have a FANTASTIC weekend! 🩵

⭐️ midweek boost ⭐️

Have a SPECTACULAR weekend! ❤️🕸️

The funny thing about attempting to rebrand the Department of Defense as the "Department of War" is that it sounds so weak. It reeks of false machismo, of fragile men trying to talk a big game.

New Tron movie looks pretty co - aw, shit is Jared Leto in this?