We questioned how she could afford the $946 monthly premium without a job. “Well, my dad bought me my house, so my housing costs are minimal. And other than that, the weekly allowance he gives me goes pretty far.” thesqueakywheel.org/look-at-this...

“You might want to see me get an A on my economics quiz. But me? I want to restructure the entire education department’s budget from the ground up,” thesqueakywheel.org/those-specia...

"With a dog, you might get eight years before they retire. Me? Thirty-five. Forty." thesqueakywheel.org/local-mini-h...

Autistic Woman Not Going To Let Anything Get In Way Of Special Interest

"No longer will arthritis stop me from seeing my assistant’s PTO request to spend time with her sick aunt and smashing that ‘deny’ button.” thesqueakywheel.org/powerful-ceo...

"We are all about empowerment. I’d go as far as to say that in our offices, we don’t even see disability.” thesqueakywheel.org/company-enco...

“Even as I was struggling to breathe, I started to laugh. I was finally right!” thesqueakywheel.org/hypochondria...

"But the baddie lifestyle doesn’t have to end just because you can’t go to the bathroom alone anymore!" thesqueakywheel.org/quick-guide-...

“Without help, Elmo can’t move. Elmo just lies there, silent and motionless, like a pile of plush." thesqueakywheel.org/elmo-reveals...

“As you know, transparency is one of the virtues we hold high at this company, and in the spirit of Disability Employment Awareness Month, we want to start with a prompt: ‘How many people in this room have HIV or diabetes?’” thesqueakywheel.org/company-cele...

Let's hope Uber isn’t surge-pricing thesqueakywheel.org/disabled-per...

Casper's not so friendly now, is he

"In these times of uncertainty and fear, when rights are being stripped away and people are being denied the help they desperately need, there is only one true way to be an ally: Venmo me $10." thesqueakywheel.org/celebrate-di...

"But there’s another problem here – a lot people can’t handle that some of us really do have better genes than others. Be honest, ladies: who doesn’t want a little Vance swimming in their gene pool?" thesqueakywheel.org/jd-vance-mak...

"You’ll build a ramp for trash cans before you’ll build one for people?" thesqueakywheel.org/restaurant-o...

"I, uh, attend meetings, fill out spreadsheets and… Answer emails?” thesqueakywheel.org/disabled-off...

Okay, I think I’m okay; I just needed to vent, and — wait, what? ANOTHER bad thing in the news? thesqueakywheel.org/opinion-fuck/

"Doctors at Conglomerate-Takeover Memorial Hospital have had the misfortune of receiving new Medicaid-sponsored AEDs meant to replace all existing AEDs in their emergency room." thesqueakywheel.org/medicaid-now...

“It was so inspiring,” said Jamie Jackson, a fellow student. “The whole cafeteria saw it. We all wanted to get up and join her too.” thesqueakywheel.org/another-brav...

Is there some pumpkin spice in the Tylenol?

Most disabilities come with some form of stigma, but not all disability stigma is created equal. thesqueakywheel.org/we-ranked-di...

“I don’t know how these people do it, going around all … wheely, and with no legs…” thesqueakywheel.org/woman-in-dis...

"In my 42 years as a top expert in women’s healthcare, I’ve learned more about females than any man should ever want to learn." thesqueakywheel.org/dr-ayushol-a...

“Oh, I got that! Let me make this easy for you,” she said. She did not, in fact, make this easy. thesqueakywheel.org/woman-trying...

If it weren’t for disabled minds and bodies coming home, there would be much less trauma for radio talk hosts to beat people over the head with thesqueakywheel.org/disabled-ame...

“He should really try thinking positively!” said Uncle Steve thesqueakywheel.org/how-are-you-...

It often takes a lot for doctors to truly hear you. thesqueakywheel.org/ranking-the-...

The comparison is meritless, but we did it anyway. thesqueakywheel.org/we-ranked-th...

“One of the biggest contributors of fear is uncertainty, so you can eliminate the fear of getting sick if you just accept the absolute 100% certainty of catching a virus that has killed over five million people across globe.” thesqueakywheel.org/people-need-...

“Wow, cutting the budget for the people who make sure it’s safe to fly might be making it less safe to fly!” thesqueakywheel.org/man-with-sev...

Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail inbox for Rebecca at State Medicaid Support Services. thesqueakywheel.org/it-is-i-rebe...

In an ongoing development, despite you ignoring many preceding signs, numerous sources are frantically reporting that you have to pee, like really really badly. thesqueakywheel.org/body-frantic...

Slow down there speedracer

Despite attempts to limit access, adult users have figured out ways to alter their location on their cellphones. Recently, surging videos include “Dirty Girl gets CP’d” and “OCD Nerd Shows Stepmom His Massive Tick.” thesqueakywheel.org/new-law-proh...

In a recent move to honor his aunt Rosemary... thesqueakywheel.org/rfk-jr-opens...

See, your insurance plan DOES cover *something*

"Wheelchair [Diaz] is a great choice, and even better in this case because she’s also technically one quarter Hispanic. But Down syndrome [Martin] just screams classic prom date. I don’t know. I DON’T KNOW!” thesqueakywheel.org/football-pla...

Paraparagliding Season Begins

You may be thinking, “How did you even find 1,000 ableist YouTubers?” But honestly it was pretty easy. thesqueakywheel.org/we-cured-100...

We interviewed four people on hold with the pharmacy in order to better understand this frustrating lifestyle. thesqueakywheel.org/meet-the-pat...

Anyone who knows me knows I’ve been hardened by life. thesqueakywheel.org/perspective-...

In possibly a first, a Service Dog has been granted a Service Human (SH). thesqueakywheel.org/disabled-dog...

“Of course, it doesn’t matter in the end,” said Bowman, recalling that he had been particularly attracted to the wheelchair’s broad frame and wide wheels. thesqueakywheel.org/dates-wheelc...

Price Hikes from Tariffs Making It Easier to Stay Under $2000 thesqueakywheel.org/price-hikes-...

"I appreciate you trying, but honestly not interested in chatting today.” thesqueakywheel.org/local-autist...

🚨 NEW DISABILITIES JUST DROPPED!! 🚨 what do you got

To whom it may concern, if you were capable of concern... thesqueakywheel.org/commentary-y...

“Yeah, so you don’t see Diabetes Man. That’s because he’s invisible. The higher his average blood sugar level is, the more invisible he is. But he’s still definitely in the movie. And he has a disability. Yeah.” thesqueakywheel.org/marvel-direc...

it works

"Psychologists have said that I was neurologically wired to be a hustler with a 24/7 grindset.” thesqueakywheel.org/autistic-emp...