“Life” is simply a collection of experiences that can all lead to a tummy ache in different, mysterious ways

they tried to put him on the cover of vogue

ollie ollie oxen free

last chapter before the epilogue :) #eo #bensler #svu #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/476206...

momma frog’s newest creation. frog christmas tree. i love her so much

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars, LOTR, or Marvel. (Or HP 😉)

exams completed and i still have part time job + internship apps but suddenly my time is wide open for writing fic and i don’t even know where to start with this newfound freedom

svu 1.0 is always better when viewed in a hotel in the middle of the night. taking no arguments at this time.

scissors has graduated to chainsaw i deserve a trophy for not crashing the fuck out yet

if you give a mouse a cookie

hello MTV welcome to the thread that i am hanging on by. as you can see it’s beginning to artfully unravel but by my estimates i should be able to last a few more— hey what are you doing with those scissors

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart

i was holding it together so well today until i couldn’t find my copy of A Short And Happy Guide To Civil Procedure and immediately just burst into tears and if that isn’t a snapshot into law school idk what is

torts exam complete. 8,000 words in four hours and i didn’t even finish the exam. did write a sick analysis about if bees qualify as wild animals, though. (they don’t.) somebody sedate me.

i fear i may not have stressed out about Torts enough. what the fuck is a polemis test and why the fuck do i need to know about it.

help! i can’t stop writing librarian liv being miss honey to every child she meets. i don’t even have a W100 excuse for this one. #Thursday700 #iguess #eo #bensler

ao3 wrapped ft. my favs @youhaveamerryheart.bsky.social @rahleeyah.bsky.social

follow up from my #eo #Wednesday100 two weeks ago, this time actually 100 words long. Baby #bensler ft. Librarian Liv and Almost-Architect El and the little girl that’s about to steal both their hearts <3

#wednesday100 but it’s original fiction and i actually kept it to 100 words this time

big if true

ppl tell me a lot that my life is a movie and i never really understood what they meant until i nearly missed my flight because i was too busy kissing a pretty girl in a train station to actually get on the train. and you know what?? id watch that movie. starring in it has been pretty fun.

contracts exam complete. i need to lie facedown in a patch of moss in the woods for a bit. unfortunately bugs. hm. much to consider.

i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.

i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)

Art by • Markus Vesper

I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

EO Awkward Art Gallery + Small Baby Child Meetcute archiveofourown.org/works/657851...

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

this morning i paid an etsy witch to cast a spell slash manifest more canon EO content by the end of season 27. i’m just announcing this here so that when it happens you know exactly who to thank. you’re welcome.

hey.i domt like thsi shit. what the fuck is happening right now

it is 1:52 in the ay em and i am writing songs about civil procedure. i think i need a lobotomy. or maybe law schools just been lobotomizing me this whole time

richard freer i owe you my entire life. i would name my first born after you but i don’t want them to have to share a name with dick wolf so i’m not gonna do that. but i would have otherwise. know that.

the tall and sad law student learning civil procedure (22nd edition)

i just had the most productive day of i think my entire 22 years of life. i swear to god i have never accomplished more in twelve hours than i did today. i guess i need to wait another 22 years for the stars to align that perfectly again. 44 year old frog, im wishing you the best.

It’s all in Elliot’s beard

what the fuck is even happening

today on the plane i read a book all the way through for the first time in years and it left me sitting in my room sobbing. susanna clarke you are a genius. why are you using your immense brilliance to hurt me in this way.

keeping the world safe, one frog at a time

froggy’s on an adventure

Lmao3

"Love you." #SVU

Having a completely sane and normal reaction to this

A fav black and white movie: Roman Holiday :)

guys why was the rapture today. everyone keeps saying the rapture was today and i feel like im missing out. who was raptured. not me. was jesus there? god the one time jesus is here and i miss it cause im in fucking TORTS—