It’s all in Elliot’s beard

what the fuck is even happening

today on the plane i read a book all the way through for the first time in years and it left me sitting in my room sobbing. susanna clarke you are a genius. why are you using your immense brilliance to hurt me in this way.

keeping the world safe, one frog at a time

froggy’s on an adventure

Lmao3

"Love you." #SVU

Having a completely sane and normal reaction to this

A fav black and white movie: Roman Holiday :)

guys why was the rapture today. everyone keeps saying the rapture was today and i feel like im missing out. who was raptured. not me. was jesus there? god the one time jesus is here and i miss it cause im in fucking TORTS—

archiveofourown.org/works/557569... Jet has a nightmare + Olivia meets her new officer. And Moms her a little.

I wouldn’t think bears can just float like that. Cool 😎

“can we be normal about this” do you think i’d be in a fandom if i could be normal about anything

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

This movie would be so much better if they were all lesbians

some high quality pics of beach chickens, photographed by momma frog. for @rahleeyah.bsky.social

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

Bringing this back for no reason

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* (just got out of first law school exam) (went pretty good i think) (hope) (idk) (🐸)

well i suppose it’s time to cancel my paramount trial. it’s been fun babe

shoutout to the emmys for finally getting me to set up my monitor

My heart

Plenty of time here to nurture consequence If you don't hear back, then God had other plans I leave all my dregs to all my progeny Cry for me

Contributing to anti-doomscrolling with Max Linder, the sparkling French comedian who inspired Chaplin and is the earliest known movie star with his name on a poster (circa 1909).

I love to withdraw to the basic comforts of my enclosure, where onlookers can only gawk from a safe distance

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

Momtober fic where olivia benson and morticia addams are PTA moms who love their strange daughters so so bad thank you

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

If you listen to birdsong with a completely open heart you can just open your mouth and replicate it at will at the next staff meeting

Idk. 2025 version. Be nice to us

Happy #FroggyBangingOutTheTunes Thursday 🪕 here’s another progress video lol

aggressively tucking myself into bed where the monsters can't get me

i have just 2 (TWO!!!!!!!!!!) chapters left of this WIP that’s been published for over two years now. ONLY TWO. and i cannot. for the life of me. finish the second to last one. the epilogue is pretty much done it’s just this FINAL STUPID CHAPTER. persephone james you will haunt me for eternity

it’s been about a week since my banjo completely took over my life so here is the fruits of my labor. my fingers hurt so damn bad but it’s so worth it ☀️ #FroggyBangingOutTheTunes 🪕

this banana bread fucking SLAPS. i wish i could feed it to all the little gay people living in my phone. alas. banana bread in phone hole leads to verizon man being very angry at me :(

today i went to church and baked gf vegan banana bread from scratch and played a lot of banjo and so i think i need to write some toxic yuri or geriatric cop smut before i turn into a full blown trad-frog. or some thing like that.

BREAKING NEWS: Small sea otter contemplates the big wide world.

i got bluesky to interact with fandom spaces but now find myself resisting the urge to turn this entire account into documentation of my banjo journey #MyBanjoJourney

The glasses are really doing something for me

singing along to this must be the place is like: ooobh ive got plany of time

what curious creature is this

hey guys i’m on here now. isn’t that exciting