it was crocodile rock by elton john

the perpetually sleepy people must unionize but we are too damn sleepy

LAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA

wake up dead man one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long, long time. maybe one of the best movies ive seen ever period

mood for today. maybe for all of 2026

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

CHESS DOT COM LMAOOO

happy new year from me and my snail ⭐️⭐️

i am a strong capable frog who is able to update my massive long fic that spiraled out of control from about its conception a year and a half ago #svu #eo #bensler # well not yet she’s pretty pissed at him in this chapter # but eventually archiveofourown.org/works/557569...

Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons. "This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever." commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

you can't change the lyrics to make a song less gay as a cover. only more gay.

archiveofourown.org/works/763842... Merry Christmas from me and my #bensler #eo Pilot/Flight Attendant Accidental Child Acquisition AU

“Life” is simply a collection of experiences that can all lead to a tummy ache in different, mysterious ways

they tried to put him on the cover of vogue

ollie ollie oxen free

last chapter before the epilogue :) #eo #bensler #svu #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/476206...

momma frog’s newest creation. frog christmas tree. i love her so much

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars, LOTR, or Marvel. (Or HP 😉)

exams completed and i still have part time job + internship apps but suddenly my time is wide open for writing fic and i don’t even know where to start with this newfound freedom

svu 1.0 is always better when viewed in a hotel in the middle of the night. taking no arguments at this time.

scissors has graduated to chainsaw i deserve a trophy for not crashing the fuck out yet

if you give a mouse a cookie

hello MTV welcome to the thread that i am hanging on by. as you can see it’s beginning to artfully unravel but by my estimates i should be able to last a few more— hey what are you doing with those scissors

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart

i was holding it together so well today until i couldn’t find my copy of A Short And Happy Guide To Civil Procedure and immediately just burst into tears and if that isn’t a snapshot into law school idk what is

torts exam complete. 8,000 words in four hours and i didn’t even finish the exam. did write a sick analysis about if bees qualify as wild animals, though. (they don’t.) somebody sedate me.

i fear i may not have stressed out about Torts enough. what the fuck is a polemis test and why the fuck do i need to know about it.

help! i can’t stop writing librarian liv being miss honey to every child she meets. i don’t even have a W100 excuse for this one. #Thursday700 #iguess #eo #bensler

ao3 wrapped ft. my favs @youhaveamerryheart.bsky.social @rahleeyah.bsky.social

follow up from my #eo #Wednesday100 two weeks ago, this time actually 100 words long. Baby #bensler ft. Librarian Liv and Almost-Architect El and the little girl that’s about to steal both their hearts <3

#wednesday100 but it’s original fiction and i actually kept it to 100 words this time

big if true

ppl tell me a lot that my life is a movie and i never really understood what they meant until i nearly missed my flight because i was too busy kissing a pretty girl in a train station to actually get on the train. and you know what?? id watch that movie. starring in it has been pretty fun.

contracts exam complete. i need to lie facedown in a patch of moss in the woods for a bit. unfortunately bugs. hm. much to consider.

i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.

i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)

Art by • Markus Vesper

I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

EO Awkward Art Gallery + Small Baby Child Meetcute archiveofourown.org/works/657851...

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

this morning i paid an etsy witch to cast a spell slash manifest more canon EO content by the end of season 27. i’m just announcing this here so that when it happens you know exactly who to thank. you’re welcome.

hey.i domt like thsi shit. what the fuck is happening right now

it is 1:52 in the ay em and i am writing songs about civil procedure. i think i need a lobotomy. or maybe law schools just been lobotomizing me this whole time