Does anyone know of a good place to get business cards? I need some basic ones for work. And, non boring plus sized business appropriate wear? Casual office but mostly what I wear are like band shirts and unicorn skirts. So need something slightly more professional than that!

The view out the back door tonight.

can you push the number over the top? Matthew is amazing

Once you start to understand that there is a powerful and influential minority of Americans who think democracy is a bad idea, you start to understand the fight we are in

Medieval. Wrote a whole ass thesis where I wrote that word over and over. Still have to double check it. I can never remember how many s or c in necessary without the spellcheck.

Spent a few hours with friends at the National Aquarium in Baltimore. My god it’s magical. Can’t wait to go back.

No matter where you are on your journey, whether you're socially transitioning, medically transitioning, both, or neither, whether you're binary or not, whether you have one gender or many or none at all...remember that I love you and you matter.

Eight. chugga (chugga), chugga (chugga), chugga (chugga), chugga (chugga), CHOO CHOO!

Hebrew National with relish and hot sauce

Those are not spring rolls #BakeOff

Don’t purposely misspell it either. Oh and for gods sake use the real damn words. You aren’t on TikTok you can use the word suicide and not the Orwellian unalive.

WHY can no one on Bake Off make pizza?! NONE OF THAT IS PIZZA!!

Holy shit. I have no idea how to explain to people not in the south how big a deal it is that this is happening in FUCKING VIRGINIA!!

…sprayed my deodorant in my hair rather than the dry shampoo.

This is a good person!

WE PASSED IT! Also passed the No Kings Act, which is a state version of a federal law that allows people to sue federal agents for violating their rights. TAKE THAT FUCKERS!

For some reason this song is in my head a lot these days… can’t IMAGINE why /s

WHOOHOO!

If you live in Maryland CALL YOUR DELEGATE IN THE MD HOUSE to pass the Community Trust Act to limit the cooperation between ICE and MD! If you do not know your delegate check here:

If you want people to talk kindly of you when you are dying and dead, you should act kindly in life. Hope Sasse goes to hell.

we don’t owe the “why didn’t she report it” crowd a single response

The systematic destruction of feminist spaces online is what inspired us to start  The Flytrap. Since last year, part of this work is archiving key Bitch Magazine articles that have disappeared from the internet. Here's some pieces we reprinted this year!

Thin n crispy pancakes with vanilla and cinnamon, topped with peanut butter is what it is at.

John Carpenter is overrated.

I love you. Yes you. You matter. You need to know you mean something and that you are seen.

Ankle socks are the most pointless piece of clothing.

PSA: If you DO see it and don’t want it to replay in your head over and over immediately play some Tetris, TsumTsum, a match3, anything bright and fast and colorful. It helps.

Rant apropos to a post I saw but don’t wanna tag cuz it’s only kind of relevant: Adults should believe kids. Unless that kid has a habit of lying (and even then if it’s important, check it out), or you have 100% proof they are in that moment BELIEVE KIDS. Think about it

This exactly. It’s a good sign when the rats run cuz it means the ship is sinking. But this is not principled on their part. It’s not principled when voters say this isn’t what they voted for either btw.

Okay my brain is completely shot. Can someone who understands cybersecurity ELI5 what exactly this means? Like am I still safe on Signal? Should I start using a code language? Writing everything on edible paper? How paranoid should I be?

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Hey all! Can you help out Rebeka or share this post? They are in a rough spot and are going through cancer treatment.

Fuck looking 20. I'm entering my scheming dowager empress era.

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What would your table be? Mine would be explaining how Everything is Gender.

I encourage my followers and others to donate as well in Ben's honor. Let's make the Benjamin Ryan youth transition fund a thing and help trans youth access care in his honor.

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

Ooh food discourse! Royal Farms is the best gas station food on account of the chicken.

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People really dig this one. It's kind of Roger Corman meets Roger Rabbit weirdnoirmaster.com/cityofdevils

My favorite thing about being in my 40s is I have figured out how to do that “Are you for real with that behavior rn” thing Mom does with her eyebrows. I will use my newfound power for good, I swear.

Gods damn does Lord of the Rings hit different now

Full story:

Ooh I got a few. But I’ll choose one: I see sound, hear color, taste texture, and smell taste (to an extreme degree).

When you post literally anything happy on this here website, heh. People post their cat and someone is like “BUT THE FILES!”.