It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Bond. My name is

still sick. still hammers.

huge day for worms

It should be noted how stupid all of this is, which is perhaps appropriate for the year 2025, in which most of the economy consists of reckless gambling on AI. People spent more than $55m betting on the Time Person of the Year on Polymarket, $19m on Kalshi. www.404media.co/architects-o...

was really hoping to use my sick day to do my finals but I can't handle anything congnitively more complex than chopping trees in peaceful minecraft

got the most spectacular text from my friend last night

These are amazing ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb

same people who wouldn't let the spiderman symbol be on a three-year-old's tombstone says billionaires can help you create disney princess hentai now

how to avoid getting sick this holiday season: get vaccinated! don't let children cough in your mouth! wash your hands! stay safe yall

I think the only ethical thing to do is to teach your four year old how to torrent bluey. Start them young.

Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam This is where we're at now.

The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious

flu. 🔨

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

happy holidays to all my floppy friends🎄🎁💾 #floppydiskart

I finally got a Gamer PC that can handle things more complex than Microsoft minesweeper. High preference to indies and cheap games lmao genres I like: RPGs, turn based combat, puzzles, walking simulators, cozy swiss alps cat finders, games that rip your heart out and beat it with a hammer, sandbox

recording my Tubi Closet picks video holding a key that's chained to a footlong chunk of 2x4

Kami

Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends. scz.org/blog/the-rea...

It's so funny to see them try to split the difference between pretending to be really busy and being an AI studio. Yeah...we put in an all nighter...writing prompts! Okay, are you stupid?

A Druga pearl diver shows off her latest find to her local Rista.

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

pals you gotta quit spotify

tasselled wobbegong my beloved

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

More of Odludek the newty little witch! She gets dizzy when she casts her favourite spell too much too quickly.

Odludek! A troublesome little newt-like witch that only knows one spell: Transform into Frog. She has no idea how to dispel it.

Tinkagirl CMSN

We love cube headed women

This is a Bsky dev posting this to mock someone who was posting about her husband being abducted by ICE.

Out of nearly 100 qrts, there was EXACTLY one that rightfully called out this article as clickbait and provided a contextual screenshot of what they actually meant This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two

People should post this dog instead of that Norman Rockwell guy

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"

I bought a used gamer PC today. Zach's running a factory reset on it bc it wasn't reset properly and they might take another hour or something so I'm just. vibing. twiddling my thumbs. marinating in the horrors

this has become a very important video to me

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I think about this one pretty much every afternoon

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

I remember when one guy on here or twitter (I forgor 💀) was trying to say that sharp pixels were "fake nostalgia" and when people pointed out the GBA he literally wagged his finger before spouting some hot nonsense about the colors making the edges rounded (???) bro thought he had something 😭

if u see this post your favorite pokemon

The onion just prints the news now