First job of secret service: Stop or terminate any threat to the president. Not stand there and look like a fucking idiot

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING TACKLE HIM AS PART OF YOUR JOB, DINGUS

"Oh shit fuck what am I supposed to do here" "Gun GUN right, right" "Aaaaaaaa"

Just seeing how far you can get like it's a Scientology building

Curious if it’s a practiced protocol to step away and pull out weapon, or if that just happened to be the instinct of the person who saw him and easily could have gotten in his way.

Most useless fucking security on the planet. I've seen better at my city council. They either want Trump to die or they're incompetent.

If this was supplied by Hegseth, it's probably a Tarantino movie

Video posted by Trump of shooting:

He wasn’t “rushed out.” He sat there for 20 seconds until they get him to leave whereupon he promptly falls down.

That's not harsh at all. It is the only correct view

Perhaps a harsh view but it seems to me that all the media members in attendance were normalizing this regime and should have boycotted.

There's a video of the alleged shooter simply Naruto running past security while they are sitting down. It's from the white house so it could be fake, but a bunch of idiots sitting around doing nothing while something important happens is pretty much expected for the white house.

Oh, I call 100% BULLSHIT!!! I didn’t go to that stupid thing. (I was busy having a voluntary root canal.) But there’s NO FUCKING WAY there wasn’t countless metal detectors. Trump just wanted to cut it short, because he has no time to honor anyone but himself.

Mike Johnson didn't see a thing

Did they hire exclusively old and out of shape people for the Secret Service? There's no way they could take a bullet for him, they'd be out of breathe.

that's why the ballroom could save him. hidden trapdoor, they just push a button and down he goes. Secret Tunnels and all that.

He never was very good at acting.

"Rushed" They had to drag him out of there like a sack of flour, jesus christ. For a man terrified of his own mortality, he can't muster one whit of urgency.

Thank you. The concept of keeping trophies/souvenirs is well-documented and it has happened to people I know that were abused but it’s so surreal to piece together that I experienced it too. It felt taunting and antagonistic at the time. Now it just feels slimy.

There’s a mighty fine line between trying to remember good times despite the trauma when looking through past gifts & trying to use these things as a way to attract attention like a nasty obsession. I’m really sorry you’ve had to endure this for some time, but glad you’re alright and pressing on.

As an autistic person, nothing is more of a complete buzzkill than when somebody IMMEDIATELY tells you to quiet down or stop talking when you have something exciting to talk about. You could fucking wait until after I tell you. Getting on to me just makes me not want to talk to you.

I’ve never really been able to sit and reflect on this before. It’s crazy how much I’ve been through from such a young age and the weirdass men that gravitated to me. I wish I could get a do-over. It damaged me more than I thought. But I’m grateful I am where I am, now.

Pyre/CJ had art of us as his banner and converted his social media into a weird shrine dedicated to old posts of our relationship long after I left him, (he literally deleted everything except for posts of us) it’s been deactivated but that freaked me out because of how sinister and gross he was

Wonderful news. Even fucking conservatives are starting to see that Israel is a bullshit country. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

One thing that’s weird about my abusers is that they kept trophies x_x” Leo groomed me when I was 16, and that’s a picture of my childhood home. I gave the Arcanine as a gift to Ace shortly before I found out he groomed a minor, and he made that his banner after we ceased contact. eugh… 😢

The Internet says I can skip Picard season 1 and 2! Yay. I was legit falling asleep watching it because it's sooooooooo boring

I complain about white conservatives the same way Hispanic and black people complain about white people despite myself being white. We share the same skin color but that's about it.

I need... to draw him... in... that.... UNDIES.... HeLp....

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One thing we know for sure... it wasn't Israel. They didn't double tap when first responders showed up.

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Is it even.......okay.......for a white person to use Blacksky and have their screen name have .blacksky? Genuine question. Like the platform is amazing, but I'm just curious. I hate Bluesky. Blacksky has no vibe coding and it's not fascist.

Kink is inherently political and, no, I will not shut the fuck up while you blindly act as the handmaidens of fascism. I'm going to call out shitty behaviour and missing steps and if that's "uncomfortable" then fuck off

I love Edith's line from Enola Holmes: "Politics doesn't interest you. Why? Because you have no interest in changing a world that suits you so well."

Honestly anybody who says "No politics" in 2026 is probably white and conservative

"Nice" pool at the hotel

Lmao. The whitest of white people.

tricky has this kinda i just overwrote the generic controller glyphs to match dreamcast button colors

I have no comment beyond never once feeling bad for bootlickers and toadies who are about as “journalistic” as gum on the bottom of a worn down shoe thats already stepped in pools of fetid pig manure but the ratio on this is fundamentally one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a while lol

if i can find my saturn to usb adapter i would LOVE to try playing toree saturn with my 3D controller

figured out how to get my dreamcast controller configured in steam input

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Jazz Fest is so much more than what takes place inside the grounds and through metal detectors. That's one of the scariest parts of something like this.

New Orleans has a $220M deficit but somehow $162 million is going to the New Orleans Police Department That’s up from $149.4 million in 2025.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

I ❤️ jazz fest

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Aww, a couple got engaged at RAYE’s set at Jazz Fest and one of my moots saw it!!

Nola Jazz fest 2026 starts today! ❤️