Genuinely disappointed they didn't lean into the Satanism with this product.

Live your life in such a way that when you die, social media is flooded with pictures of your smiling face and your words of compassion for animals and the earth.

Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare. But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there. Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.

Quick reminder: they can still release the Epstein files during a government shutdown.

75 Days ⚖️

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Just had a call from my oncologist and my latest scan has been reviewed by a few radiologists and the new growth has completely gone and the slight growth of the original tumour has been put down to an artefact of the operation and isn’t a problem. Conclusion: all clear and carry on with the chemo.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

#RIPJaneGoodall The world will miss you. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Chicago has journalists. We and others have been documenting ICE attacks on our communities for months. If you're going to parachute in, the least you could do is acknowledge the work already being done here, and demonstrate care for the community being terrorized.

Barbra Streisand is joining Jane Fonda and 600+ entertainment figures in re-launching the Committee for the First Amendment. Fonda announced the revival of the organization, initially founded by her father, Henry Fonda. The organization was founded in the 1940s to defend free speech against fascism.

Watching a Jane Goodall documentary. There’s a part where the chimps suffered a devastating polio outbreak in Gombe. The outbreak started in humans. She and her team vaccinated the chimps because the vaccines save lives. Unreal that our HHS Secretary is actively trying to convince us otherwise.

I don’t think many realize how prescient and relevant the movie 9 to 5 was, and is. Though blanketed in comedy, the real story of what women had to experience and suffer through in the workplace was overlooked. Mind you, it came out just a few years after women were finally given financial autonomy

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

Oh nothing just the president reposting “Qanon76”

Seconded.

If people in Gaza are not starving as Israel claims, then LET THE WORLD IN TO SEE. Until then, Israel has no credibility & every time they stop the delivery of food & meds, it proves they are deliberately starving people in Palestine. Shame on Israel.

This morning's sunrise

Thank you Jane Goodall. So many more people have a deeper appreciation of the inner lives & sensitivities of our animal companions. Their universe & personalities are rich in nuance of mind & emotion. It’s no wonder they’re easy to love.

RIP Dr Jane Goodall. You were all good. May the sun warm your back, and your chimps groom your hair.

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

I had the opportunity today to speak with @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about Gaza, AIPAC, and what Democrats need to do better. An easy first step? No AIPAC money. Ever. AIPAC is supporting my opponent but I’m on the right side of history.

Azeen Ghorayshi at the NYT has moved on from going after trans people and is now pushing the leasing question that autism diagnoses are too common because of its expansion of it to a spectrum. archive.ph/Whji1

The March for Life conference showed the US influence on UK anti-abortion groups | Abigail Kennedy March for Life's 2025 "pro-life" conference sought to send the message that they're confident abortion will not be decriminalised in the UK.

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

I met an older black lady at the park who was out there selling brownies & pecan candy to cover her seizure medicine after losing her Medicaid coverage. If you follow me & live in New Orleans, if you’re ever near Harrell Stadium, please go buy something from her!

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Lacrymaria olor means "swan tear" in Latin, referring to their tear-shape & swan-like neck that can extend 30 times the length of the cell. They're eukaryotes, like us, but single-celled & ciliated. They live in pond water, where they're predators of... just about *everything*. (🔬: Charles Krebs)

Monday on The Five Jessica Tarlov mentioned charts and photographs when she discussed politically motivated violence. I've added the visuals she brought up to this clip. The sources are included on the screen - Axios, Cato Institute, The Guardian, Independent (UK), Time Magazine

I made a delicious vegetarian stuffed baked zucchini for dinner. Release the Epstein files.

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that was unnecessary force.

Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband. Today they attacked two journalists. We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

If you wear jewellery, especially ones with nooks and crannies as well as sparkly rocks, you really, really need to buy one of these.

A white hard right winger murdered a white hard right winger and the hard right says “the transgender black communists must answer for this”

While they have you distracted… (And the top 1% control more than 1/3rd)

Trump is reneging on his America First policy to give a $20 billion bailout to Argentina, which in turn is getting a massive soybean contract from China at the expense of American farmers. Here's why that's bad news for Zohran Mamdani.

My book is out in one week

Also, happy International Blasphemy Day! I’m fortunate to live in a part of the world where I can publish books satirising the Bible. Sadly, there are still places with blasphemy laws. I chose this date in honour of those who don’t yet have the freedom to blaspheme. God damn it!

I know this sounds cruel but the cold hard fact is we need to appeal to more voters if we want to win elections. That’s why I argue that we need to dispense with purity politics and accept candidates who want to ban Ezra Klein from receiving medical care.

did you know that horse testicles in rdr2 expand and contract with the weather?

Even the folks at Fox News corrected Trump and RFK Jr.'s claims about the link to Tylenol and Autism. The network pointed out another study and included a statement from the makers of Tylenol.

I dunno about the rest of you, but I want my cardiologist to relax and rest rather than spend her off-time picking litter and sweeping the streets.

"F*ck that, that's not a strategy....If your strategy for stopping fascism is to hope that a few Republicans in Congress find a conscience or a spine, then get the hell out of here." Me on the useless Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. Full discussion: zeteo.com/p/the-suspec...

Every time I think of the movie Don't Look Up, I think of something else I didn't notice earlier. It's so fucking well written. I was telling a friend about it and I noticed ANOTHER layer in one of their gags. Goddamn it's well written.