No one talking about Signalgate anymore

Getting really sick of the constant “BREAKING” news posts that are in fact very much not breaking... How is a clip from 9 years ago breaking?

Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably

Who did this?

Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump

Reading the comments on just about any post on most social media sites makes me wonder whether the dead internet theory is closer to the truth than a conspiracy theory

Another gem found on threads.

Very tempting Amazon, but I think I’ll just go with expedited delivery thanks

#ClassConsciousness 101

“Russia’s undeclared war against the West is already underway, and the stubborn refusal to acknowledge this fact by most Western leaders makes the West’s defeat only a matter of time.” Unless of course we decide to do something about Russia… rusi.org/explore-our-...

Decided I’m not calling them Copilots anymore. From here on out, I’m calling it all Microsoft Power Clippy.

I hate russia - more than yesterday - less than tomorrow

Me every morning......

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When you say the quiet part out loud

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

Pete Hegseth the incoming DUI hire 😂😂

Good luck 🇺🇸 🥶

I knew I saved this meme for a reason

He orchestrated a coup. It failed. He was a convicted felon. He rose to power on a wave of divisive propaganda and hateful anti-immigrant rhetoric. He promised to make things great again. He threatened to annex his neighbors. I'm referring, of course, to Adolf Hitler.

Trump hasn't even taken office yet and it's already exhausting.

Here it is

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The Australian government will increase taxes on anything instead of appropriately taxing the biggest industry in this country…

Lex Fridman is a fucking retard.

Elon is a real life super villain. Not the cold calculated type… more like insane but doesn’t know it

to whoever is working on getting the bots banned on here; if you report the domains to their domain providers you’ll likely see them get suspended. i use todo this on twitter and then steal the domain once it was released. 😂

Back at work today after three weeks off, and I honestly just can't. I really like my job, but my god not having a job is realllllly good

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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

All going to plan for putin in Kursk

There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter. Make it useless. Worthless.

When you’re so anti-vaccine that you’re pro-vaccine.

Man we are living in the upside down. The inmates are truly running the asylum, it’s like One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on steroids. We must remain a united front to get through this dark time in our history, if they divide us they will win. Stay strong and #Resist WE WILL NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!

Who made this?

Musk promoting AfD on the same day as it’s revealed that the Xmas market attacker was an AfD supporter…

Partner: “We need to send a draft version to a client tomorrow, ideally early afternoon” Me: *Life flashes before my eyes* Guess I’m having an all nighter… 😅

The accounts the twitter algorithm promotes now. #Auspol #MAGA