Cooooool, thanks to the fucks that stole my car. I now need to spend £1200 on two new legit Honda keys. Amazing. So that's about £2500 I've now had to spend on beefing up security and getting things resolved. Love that for me.

Medvedev next, surely.

TWO IN TWO HOURS

Ahahahaha fuckin pure wanker mate

Pom Bandage

ICE executed two U.S. civilians in broad daylight, imagine the state of things in their concertration camps, especially the ones not on U.S. soil...

That's absolutely hilarious

It would be hilarious if all these Tory defections ended up destroying the Tories AND Reform. Sort of took Reform down with them. Can see it happening to be fair.

That feeling after a hot shower after the gym, and all the combined endorphins kick in

If I was Lindsey Graham, I could not live with myself. Every time Trump posts anything at all, he's in there straight away like "Very smart move from Trump because x, y, and z", like, he has to get in there before everyone else with the arse licking. I've never seen owt like it outside North Korea

Amazing to see how many MAGA suddenly no longer support the 2nd Amendment

Watching Kyiv of Mine a second time. In absolute tears again. Ukrainians, I love you dearly. I hope we don't let you down. You're the most remarkable people

Everyone's now basically demanding Stamer punches him

For those outside the UK, the comments about European troops not "being on the front line" in Afghanistan has gone down like a lead balloon full of piss. I'll be surprised if they don't burn his golf course down 😂

More advanced than most humans tbh

My top albums of 2025: 1/ Spiritbox - Tsunami Sea Whitechapel - Hymns In Dissonance Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power The Callous Daoboys -  Don’t Want to See You in Heaven Nails - Every Bridge Burning Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In the Earth Again

You're not allowed in my tree house anymore because you were mean

Not even just arrested, he could also just... yeah

Absolutely fucking delicious

Zelenskyy eviscerates everyone in the room, and gets a standing ovation for it 😁 'cos deep down they all know he's correct

When Russia does ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL in response, I hope the rest of us wake up and finally end these tankers in our waters. We're finally getting somewhere. I hate to praise Trump, but if he opens to the door to Europe finding a back bone on this, then he's at least accidentally done 1 good thing.

Scorched earth 'wake the fuck up' speech from Zelenskyy, addressed the Greenland issue without directly calling Trump a nutter, talked about the situation instead and Europes response. Managed to praise Trumps recent exploits in a way that put the focus on what was possible in respose to Russia.

If you haven't seen @caolanrob.bsky.social latest clip of him chasing Steve Witkoff out of a Davos lobby, asking him about his links to Russia, ya gotta. Absolutely heroic work as usual from Caolan! "Steve, why do you repeat Kremlin talking points?" 😂 10/10

Russkiy Mir

So funny hearing him spout this pure shite, in the UK, we frequently have days where most of our energy capacity is from wind. Largely miles off shore where you only see them when you fly over them on a plane

Because Americas media has been bought an paid for. I'm not just talking about mainstream media, even the new media that was supposed to solve this problem, all recieve fat cheques to tow the party line. Most political YouTubers/influencers, etc, are disspraportionally MAGA, who never break ranks.

One of my favourite past times with ChatGPT, is asking what various classical composers would have thought of various different metal songs. Funny getting Wagners reactions to Meshuggah. Horrified, but deeply impressed is the summary

"I've met a lot of Danes this past few days, I can see it in them, that they're in agony" - Alistair Campbell

I see a lot of Americans, seeing Europeans in a state of shock, betrayal, disbelief, and fear and offering their apologies. "I didn't vote for him", "I hate him, too". Right, but we need your actions, not your apologies. There's really nothing we can do ultimately, but the American people can.

Fellow Brits, I have a new theory: Thomas Skinner was convinced to join Reform when he met JD Vance

All the finance bros said 'don't take your money out of S&P500, buy the dip', by my little pension pot is looking a lot healthier sat in EU stocks 😁

A reminder to American friends, the whole world will be watching the mid-terms on the edges of their seats, get out there and make it a good day/night for us all!

I love that it took a whole study to work this one out. If only a Scottish bloke with a cool wig had figured this out 300 years ago

Ahahahaha I love this lad

I wonder how long it'll be until Trump gets into a physical confrontation with another world leader

lol, took all of a week

Takes the piss!

Drinking a Ukrainian Chardonay, so fucking good man. What a way to support Ukraine

Time for the EU to become unhinged

The decoy squirrel feeder, they've gotten too fat to fit through the hole, so they gnawed away at it to make the hole bigger, in a fragrant act of greed and vandalism

I honestly think the U.S., as part of the so called peace deal for Russia and Ukraine, they've told Russia their plans for Greenland and they've offered to involve Russia to make money from it as well

Tommy Robinson having to quickly delete a post complaining about a gay dating advert he kept getting, because everyone pointed out it was a targeted ad is absolutely delicious. I do wonder how many of these far-right goons would chill out if they just came out and found love

I'd say Requiem for a Dream is one of my all time favourite films, but I can only watch it like... once every 5 years, because it takes me about that long to recover from it

lol

Ayatollah Khamenei has defected to Reform...

Ten years ago, I was like an Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian "tax is theft" type, now every political quiz I do puts my squarely center left, I'd have been literally sick to know this information 10 years ago 😂

Russia's most expensive missile managed to *checks notes* close a metro station for 2 days

German militart transport plane heading over the UK, northbound. Wonder where that could be heading 😂

Listened to a madening interview with an ex Trump ambassador to Denmark earlier: "if the Europeans weren't spending all their money on free healthcare and education, they'd be able to defend Greenland" - so it's our fault you need to steal our lands, because we spend money on our wellbeing/futures?