This is my local news website. So many ads, even on a massive Samsung monitor, the website was pushed into oblivion. So funny. Got your ad impressions, congrats, guys!

Death by a thousand cuts. Every week a couple more oil refineries, a few more rail sabotages, a few more pumping stations, a few more sanctions. This is how it all ends. When the weight of all of these actions, months and years of actions, convene into unsurvivable consequences.

I'm starting to feel fairly confident the Russian economy will collapse within 3-6 months... by the end of the year, close to 50% of their oil production will be down at this rate, given that's the bulk of their economy, they're done. They. Are. Done.

Too many braindead tankies on here. Escaped Twitter to escape the far right. Don't wanna have to escape the far left on here

Peak warrior today is a 20 something year old gamer, with a giant vape and a can of Monster btw

I'm so sorry, Kansas City, but you're going to have to build a middle bit, where all the stuff is, you're making me anxious

One thing I really don't understand about America is, there's no like... town center in most places. I've spent hours on Google Maps picking on random small cities and towns in the U.S., and there's not discernible center to it?

"Our iron clad support for the brave people of Ukraine, to the yellow and blue flags on churches and village halls up and down our country, is that 'broken Britain'?", got a standing ovation, wow

Wow, quite an impressive speech by Starmer here

I cannot wait for this utter slug to get ousted

Making a webapp that compares a guitar tone with a reference tone and tells you how to adjust it to make it sound more like the reference tone

This is something I think about every single day at work. I earn really good London senior tech wages. Did everything right. And I still feel fucked. I honestly don't understand how most the country are even surviving...

Is it finally happening? Are they finally going to put two and two together?

junk science and authoritarians, a classic combo

Has something actually happened in Portland? Where's this come from?

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social heard much from Mr K Dilkington lately, mate?

They'll be smelting Aluminium in their back gardens soon 😂

I don't normally wish death upon people, but I make a fucking exception for the people that wish death on the Ukrainian people.

Her next

I think if I became super wealthy, the biggest change in my lifestyle I'd look forward to, would be going to festivals and paying for the really expensive pre set-up TP's that sleep about 10 people, which I'd just have to myself

I quite like Cursor, but I just watched it comment out a bunch of code instead of fixing it. I pointed that out, it said 'you're absolutely right!' then deleted it all instead 😂 beginning to wonder if AI's capable of trolling at this point. Don't ever blindly trust AI with your codebase...

What's crazy is, Trump will probably go to bed tonight thinking 'ahhh, what another normal, good productive day as the president'

Please

Olena meeting Melania as well, agent Melania activated once again, oh this is a good day

NOW'S THE TIME TO BLOW FUCK OUT OF THAT BRIDGE

If he doesn't change his mind tomorrow morning, then this is potentially massive... he doesn't like losers, and I'm hoping that he's finally starting to see Russia for what it is

lmfao

EH?

Wake up everyone, a new imaginary timescale has dropped

What the fuck!! I've just looked up what's in Tylenol and it's literally just Paracetamol, are you fucking serious?!

Annoying to have to admit but he's so right in this...

I ended up hating freelance, because I ended up with so many clients I couldn't keep up, and was working full time and it ended up destroying me for a couple of years. But, to have like, one client who's chill and reliable would be the absolutely dream

1/ Lol, I found an email thread earlier from over a decade ago, where some guy I knew from uni subcontracted me to help him build some company some webapp. He was trying to swerve paying me, so I contact the company he worked for, who replied threatening to sue me, because he'd...

Does anyone wanna pay me to write Go? Like freelance bits? Not even just Go, anything really. I used to do loads of freelance and I'm kinda missing the extra money I had

Time for Ukraine to keep returning the favour

Not a fan of Lauren Southern, but her eloquently torching Tommy Robinsons lies and posting receipts makes for good reading: open.substack.com/pub/laurenso...

My beauty hopefully getting fixed, finally tomorrow. Stolen in Feb, accidentally bought back in March, in a police compound for 8 weeks, sat on Mark McCanns drive for 2 months, taken to pieces. Another couple of months sat on my drive with every single warning light on. Hopefully tomorrow is the day

I'll miss Macron when he's gone, not sure the French will, everyone else seems to love him more than the French do. I'll miss his Aura

What even is Tylenol? I thought it was just a small dose of paracetamol for kids?

Love how abruptly summer ends in the UK, fucking hell 😂

Our Ed 👊🔶️

The day of victory for Ukraine will come.

“Sorry I called you a pedo. Could you reinstate the EV credits?”

I look at America and think "my God they've gone totally fucking insane", but in all seriousness, for all the rational, sensible, decent Americans... I can't imagine what it must be like for you living through/with whatever this is

The great submersible dildo of many consequences

I used to have ads on my blog, and people got annoyed, so I had to remove them. But was reading on just now, and this guy's really going for it... one after every paragraph ahahaha, I almost respect it. Also, ignore my highly conflicted ad suggestions...

Ahhhhh German beers, love you

@vladvexler.bsky.social what do you reckon mate? Are MAGA the ultimate post-modernists?

Nothing beats the feeling of finally merging a mind bendingly complex and painful, 2 week old pull request, last thing on Friday, and immediately opening a beer.

MAGA are the most successful post-modernist movement in modern history. Foucault would be in awe.