I figured I should share what a normal meal looks like since I tend to mostly just share things I make rarely and spend way too much time on. Very lazy dinner of two cod fillets and some mixed grains and a plop of chili crisp 😋

Idk if I know of a better Cinderella story than what happened to my stale, hard baguette here.

I don’t really bake much but I hope my first bread pudding muffins turn out okay.

I knew I wasn’t gonna finish the baguette I bought for the French onion soup before it turned rock hard but that’s okay.

Reheated the soup (with flourish). I had an instagram worthy photo of it but I chose the one with an excellent cameo instead.

Grossly underestimated how much rice I would need for two cans worth of spicy tuna.

Soup soup soup soup soup

Find yourself someone that looks at you like Wilbur looks at a cracker I’m eating.

Did confit garlic, then mashed em into some cream cheese. 11/10.

Never let go of the little things (especially fried onions).

My mom brought me a home baked sourdough this weekend and it had the perfect crumb for a nice grilled cheese 😋

God’s sleepiest soldier

I just wanna do a relax real quick 😭

Tried making these cottage cheese egg bites and they are way tastier than I assumed they’d be.

Hi bud

Watch the very dumbest people twist themselves into pretzels to try to turn Shane Tamara into a new Luigi Mangione.

The best part of most foods is frying the leftovers change my mind

Can bacon and fried onions make everything better?

Grab some Culver’s fries and curds then throw on some brown gravy and you have the best poutine from here to Montreal. 👨‍🍳🤌🏻

I didn’t reduce the хогодець long enough so while less solid than I would like it did still end up being very tasty. Maybe I should try it over rice?

Never enough garlic..

Another successful outing despite the half dozen mosquito bites I now have.

Singing nonsense to my cat has evolved into me singing to myself “IT’S THE FINAL RINSE DOWN!” to the tune of The Final Countdown by Europe in the shower.

I see Bluesky is having its own “DoorDash is essential for disabled people” brainrot discourse.

Either their YouTube links got hacked or thinks aren’t going too well for the American trad family that moved to Russia.

Wishing our northern neighbors well today by devouring this Pouzzy (poutine + glizzy). Y’all don’t deserve the hate some of us give you. 🇺🇸💖🇨🇦

I guarantee you there is probably a video of some German eating literal shit on the Internet but that doesn’t make shit a “German food.”

Chicago dogs are good and all but nothing beats a toasted bun and a quality dog with nothing but yellow mustard and a load of hot giardiniera.

Dinner for a few days is creamy jalapeño bacon chicken. Just kinda winged a recipe and I’m not mad about it at all.

Lop Cheong and Tteokbokki carbonara (eggs and Parmesan sauce) with sichuan peppercorns topped with some Lao Gan Ma 😋

A leader you can depend on (to shit his pants).

Trump finishes his call with Putin, decides to halt aid, and Putin attacks civilian areas of Kyiv. Our country disgusts me.

TFW you realize your cat should have been orange.

Forgot to post, short ribs were on sale.

The worst part about bombing Iran is we didn’t do it before they shipped weapons to Russia.

Posting my own murder or playing with my cat?

Clown ass government.

Sometimes you just have to make a cheesesteak right then and now (because you put the meat in the fridge instead of the freezer)

Don’t care about that I’m smellin things and eatin grass.

Not necessarily aesthetically pleasing but call I it a Crunchwrap Seapreme™. It’s a nori Crunchwrap that uses white rice and small sesame fried white rice circle as the crunchy tortilla and a spicy tuna filling and it’s delicious. Kinda like a giant onigiri. 😅

Sometimes you have to slow down, take a break, and just smell… everything you can.

Tried to get cooking footage for a caramelized onion pasta sauce but the GoPro battery died right after I finished prep lol.

🔴 Three children aged 8, 12, and 17, were killed as a result of the Russian attack on Zhytomyr. Reports indicate that 12 people were also injured. Residential area was the primary target of the attack. 📷: SESU

My toxic trait is giving him treats almost right after he’s been a bad boy.

It’s wedding season and if I leave them out for more than 15 seconds Wilbur will be laying on them when I get back 😭

Chicken hearts and livers treat day

Sir, perhaps I could help you with something?

Happy vyshyvanka day!