"Cats on selfies": This ad for Tesco Mobile has been running a long time now on Irish TV (in a slightly cut-down form). And it's hilarious. ""Egghead. Howya?" "....Bad." youtu.be/7jyYUka07nc?...

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

see

The Odyssey (2026)

Christopher Nolan will do whatever it takes to save cinema.

Slay the Spire 2. as addictive as the first one.

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

this ad ran during the match today on French TV and I challenge you to make a list of all the products you think it's for before that is revealed

Watch out LA, this is an ICE vehicle spotted in Echo Park. IceWatch confirmed. Details in the alt text

Nearly half of the restaurants included in Jonathan Gold's "Counter Intelligence," a compendium of 200+ reviews of places to eat in and around L.A. that doubles as one of the most vital pieces of American literature from the dawn of the 21st century, have closed.

Journalists: please, please get ready for this in ADVANCE. We know Trump's going to claim "new evidence shows the 2020 election was stolen". You've got 3 days to write a story that confronts that lie head-on before he says it - pre-write this like an obit. America is begging you: plan ahead. 1/

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Why haven’t they adapted @kurtbusiek.bsky.social’s Astro City?! Seriously, the potential of an superhero anthology show about the surprisingly-human lives of this world’s characters, both super and not, is like digging right into a goldmine! Besides that, you really need to check out the comic NOW

”If your conscience is bothering you, you can soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant. And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

"The story you are about to hear is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real"

This need to get over on publications/other entities with genAI stories in the face of their clearly stated policies is a sickness and folks should be embarrassed. You are not clever. You are not some kind of pioneer. You are a hack and a talentless scab out here ruining shit for honest artists.

My experience is that “polarization” diagnoses are often *designed* to do this. When someone talks about our present problem as “polarization,” I don’t automatically presume bad intentions, but I suspect them, and I proceed with caution.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

It’s a devastating capstone to a brilliant career. slate.trib.al/EFfdrNS

The LA street dogs wrapped in bacon they sell outside Laker games is one of this city's best bites and I say this as a person who eats for a living. They should be on the list of any of your out of town friends who are visiting. We take them for granted but we shouldn't.

R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler, who gave us the fantastic "Holding Out for a Hero" and, of course, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" & and its video… which spawned one of the best literal music videos ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmX...

Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.

This whole thread, but this really landed with me.

Very pleased to see the wonderfully weird -- and genuinely funny -- #WidowsBay grab a bunch of deserved Emmy nominations!

Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD

Healthcare has to be one of the 2 most important planks to run on in 2028. It has to be Improved Medicare For All or bust. Single payer that includes vision, dental, and mental health for ALL. Go to war with the insurance companies. Tie healthcare to everything because it is tied to everything.

HELP! I LOST MY JOB AND I NEED TO PAY BILLS! I’m selling all of my originals— NAME YOUR PRICE! Hundreds of abstract paintings for sale. YOU DECIDE THE VALUE! Please share & message me if interested! Free stickers and prints with every purchase

🎶 He's coming, he's coming, he's coming... 🎶 youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?...

Today we celebrate the PDFing of "Declaration FINAL v3 USE THIS ONE - SIGNED.docx" (Jefferson's draft was heavily edited by the Committee, then again by Congress, and he was big mad about it.)

is it about my cube

Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!

Fix bayonets. The slavers and strict constitutional originalists shall not pass.

Wanted to capture the full exchange

Expanding the court is the conservative position now. The moderate position is Nuremberg 2.0.

I strongly recommend @courtneymilan.com’s THE DUCHESS WAR for how to write a great, authentically political, historically accurate story where the two characters’ internal wounds make 100% sense. If you’re a screenwriter, you need to read this novel to see how a master does it.

it's important to realize that "rights" are not self-enforcing. They're something that requires constant vigilance and jealous defense to maintain and we are currently losing them through stupidity, carelessness and weakness. Our opponents' ultimate plan is to enslave us once our rights are gone.

Why is being a person so damn hard? Why couldn’t I have been a CAT?

THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...

If you're feeling down at all, this is a super-inspiring thread of people being told by random other people to check out unusual-looking marks on their bodies and catching melanoma & other conditions in time: www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...

This is my unending nightmare when making pitch decks.

YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.

Insert “thongs for the memory“ gag here

WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE 1. Emotional intelligence 2. Financially self-sufficient 3. Supportive of partner’s success 4. Creative as all get-out 5. Quietly unconventional: My brain doesn’t work like other people’s 6. Can cook some things 7. Good with kids 8. #6 initially read “can cook some thongs“

Gotta read the alt text

a reminder that watergate was legitimately bad. nixon weaponized presidential power to cover up crimes committed by his subordinates, illegally spying on americans and using agencies like the IRS to harass political opponents.

Samuel Alito led the majority on a despicable, precedent-shredding misadventure so that they could whitewash the president’s calumnies and expel the refugees he hates. trib.al/CWXpFKG

Everyone on this website going through this moment at least 20 times a year

so anyways DOGE has the blood of millions of children & adults on their hands both domestic & abroad elon has the reach & influence he does because of international leaders/governments everywhere — he built this weird monopoly internationally