I love random bouts of anxiety. Super fun. Jolly good time. Sitting there, watching TV, not thinking about jack shit, and then BLAMO, panic kicks in. Fucking stupid

You're walking in New Orleans There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf

It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them

Instructions for heating a pizza: Set oven to 350 Heat for 23 minutes Let cool for 2 seconds Immediately put in mouth Fuck fuck fuck fuck

BRAIN CAN DODGE

MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉 Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!! Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

Discworld "Lego". Great A'Tuin, elephants + disk complete.

Along these lines: if you live in Minneapolis, the Hennepin County Attorney we elect this fall is going to be the lawyer in charge of prosecuting ICE agents for the murders and atrocities they committed against us. That's why I'm supporting Cedrick Frazier.

Hocus Pocus (1993) follows a villainous comedic trio of witches who are inadvertently resurrected by a teenage boy in Salem, Massachusetts on Halloween night.

My dear friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, livelihood, and security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in urgent need. Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏 chuffed.org/project/1587...

This isn't even funny anymore. The scoring summaries for the Canadian men's hockey games is ridiculous.

First goal without McDavid getting a point?

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP YOUR HANDS BEFORE ZOD!!!

NEW 2D CASTLEVANIA IGHHH SHIIT OMG youtu.be/X3-SJLWzjmE?...

Regular season me: "sick of hearing about how great McDavid is" Olympic men's hockey me: "lol, nobody can stop McDavid, give Canada gold already. It's over."

Nathan MacKinnon from Connor McDavid and Sidney Crosby is a hell of a line. Jfc

I don't know why BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is on sale for two bucks at your favorite electronic bookmonger, but it is, so if you want a story of suburban folk horror (shut up it is too a thing) where a creepy cult of apple-eaters take over a town and begin, um, changing? Welp, go forth and get after it.

Fuck cancer Fuck Trump Unless... 🤔

I've got tickets to the Avs/Mammoth on Feb 25 ...hell yeah

Prison is not enough for Bondi

It’s your second date in a week, after a few cocktails you both head up to the top of your Miami penthouse for a splash in the pool 💦🍸👄 #synthwave #80s #nostalgia

Yeah it was absolutely him

The ole 2nd place MVP QB Superbowl curse claims another. A story as old as time

Who had the better performance, Drake Maye or Kid Rock?

FYI: The little boy in Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime show wasn't Liam Ramos as some have said, it was a child actor: Lincoln Fox www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/...

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

Wait that celebration was 3 pumps....

🤞🤞

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

LOL

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

Music is a universal language ...

Suck it TPUSA

Ok ... Dunkin was pretty good

Refs call a holding penalty in the end zone and bo nix doesn't break his ankle.....

Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet

I thought I was over The 4th and 1 play call, but now that I'm watching this... No, I am most definitely not.

Reading a comic book and the Big Bad of the week is saying shit like arming the people to topple a corrupt government....and I'm like .. hol up hol up...let's hear what he has to say before you shoot him punisher

What is that, a shoetrick?

Holy Christ it didn't have to be that close though

At least they got it right

That was actually a pretty damn good backhand. At that angle and distance, damn

Oh that felt goooooood Uncle Slappy

Goalie having career game

That goal fuckin sucked

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Wtf. Lol how ... HOW?!?

Why the fuck even raise my blood pressure for that?!?! #goavsgo