Meowlignant (2021)

Did not like waking up too early and then seeing Dolly trending. She's immortal and that's gotta be a fact please god.

Has Taylor Swift ever been more cringe than now? She's making me think we were too hard on Katy Perry.

The trailer for The Bride screams of SNL digital short. I can't believe it's a real movie.

Yo @aprilrichardson.com

Can they at least give Kimmel's timeslot to Jiminy Glick?

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

Hey Man Nice Shot. I love Filter.

Never thought we would see Coffin Joe hot on Epstein's heels. #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Well he doesn't look close to death at all. Damnit.

Is he dead yet?

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

Just for the weekend, let's pretend he's dead.

The documented weight of one cat paw is 1,000 pounds.

his son named what

Do you think RFK is excited about trying some of that radioactive shrimp?

Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.

"I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot."

Don’t let this die. Keep elevating this.

Don't worry, as soon as they get done scrubbing any mention of Trump they will release those Epstein files and he'll be like "SEE I TOLD YOU I WASN'T IN THEM"

how is it that every day is worse than the day before

@kittennursekc.bsky.social Hey could I ask you a question? I'm trying to help a stray cat and need some advice if you are willing.

Godspeed to the Croaker Queen.

So what do we do now?

I swear if even one person wishes me a happy independence day this Friday they are getting punched in the face.

So many people die every day, why can't he be one of them.

What if we all pool our money to buy off the supreme Court

On the new season of The Bear they are almost gonna lose the business again and they're gonna have to cook better and plate better to save it. The tension is mild.

Not a fan of the amount of snakes I keep seeing in my yard. Is it snake season?

What in the Jigsaw did Shawnee Smith do to her cheekbones??

Merritt Wever's accent in The Bombing of Pan Am 103 is doing god's work to keep the bad wig from becoming too noticeable.

The FDA is giving folks TWO DAYS to comment on this! Go and make your voice heard now: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...

RFK sounds like he's doing a really bad Katherine Hepburn impersonation.

This man is dead to me.

thank you for clarifying that you are well aware of her transphobia and still continuing with the show

The Jill Sobule news is very fucking sad.

A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

Peacock is developing a sequel series to the beloved cult-classic starring RFK Jr. endorser Alicia Silverstone—so I am not interested in rolling with the homies on this one. www.jezebel.com/a-clueless-s...

Not many know that this famous burger chain was named for all of the people benefiting from President Trump currently being in office

The Yellowjackets writers need to calm down.

It's 2025, why are people still writing No Dms when they can literally turn them off in the settings.

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

I asked Grok if Elon Musk had any friends and basically it was like, uh, yeah he has colleagues he considers friends like the guy that used to be on the Twitter board and a guy who is on the Tesla board. So basically no, he doesn't have any friends unless he pays for them.

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Dems are pushing away voters and potential voters. They say vote Blue to save democracy but then do nothing to save democracy.

I need Phoebe Bridgers and Merritt Wever to be playing bandmates in this movie. Thanks.