The number of times I say “fuck you” to the TV when The Pitt gives us a surprise shot of a missing, maimed, or otherwise diseased body part is pretty damn high.

Just inject The Pitt into my veins. This is the same anticipation I’d get waiting for E.R. on Thursday nights while I was in high school and college. And my daughter doesn’t understand why I prefer Dr. Robby over Dr. Abbot, but that’s because he was MY first medical TV drama crush. Hello, Carter! 😍

My daughter got her first tattoo on Sunday and already has her next one picked out. I told her it was addictive.

The only thing getting me through this day is knowing The Pitt is on tonight.

Shoutout to anyone in KC who’s stuck on 435 EB due to an accident. Thankfully my passenger enjoys car rides. Disclaimer: I unbuckled his seatbelt so I could open the top of the kennel to pet him while I was stopped. Don’t come for me. 😅

This sweet boy pooped in my office shortly after this pic was taken. But the fact that he is even able to poop on his own is what kept him from being euthanized, so I’ll allow it.

My gawd. I don’t recall ever seeing a cell this wide/high From the Blue Springs South parking lot looking north

And pet insurance!!! Even though I get a discount working in vet med, I still have insurance on the ones that weren’t totally messed up before we adopted them. Trupanion is my insurer of choice, but MetLife and Pets Best are also good.

I’m glad I love working in vet med because I couldn’t afford the cats with cardiac, allergy, or dental issues otherwise. Discounts at ER and specialty hospitals are the main reason a few of them are still amongst the living. 😅

Can’t wait to see how much it’s gonna cost to drive an SUV and a minivan to Estes Park and back for our wedding. Didn’t budget Trump’s Fuckass War into the equation during the initial wedding planning.

Loki has no business being this handsome AND sweet 🖤

Introduced Marcy to Loki today. He immediately flirted with her by rolling over and showing his belly. She hissed and scooted away. It was actually a promising interaction and soon they’ll be best paralyzed pals. 🐱🐱

KU scoring 100 pts on my birthday is

I’ve never moved as fast as I just did trying to get six cats down two flights of stairs into the basement (including three who are blind and one with paraparesis). No humans were harmed, and the only cat that resisted was this orange idiot.

I don’t remember the last time I had an uninterrupted night of sleep.

Love to see a former colony cat learning to trust people and getting the best sleep of his life under my desk. 💖

I’ve had shingles six times since I was 17 so I consider myself an expert. All my tests and MRIs have been negative for MS or an autoimmune disease thus far. But anyway, that’s gotta be shingles on his gross turkey neck.

Every damn day in vet med

Happy Caturday from Loki (I swear he’s just a foster) 😅

Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.

Good morning and happy Friday from Loki 🌈🦄

Shawn Hatosy is a fantastic Dr. Abbott. The only actor who could’ve been equally fantastic is Eric Dane.

This is Loki. He’s a friendly colony cat that had been TNR’d and was living a happy life until someone in the neighborhood shot him with a pellet gun. The pellet is lodged in his thoracic spine, causing rear-leg paraparesis. Despite all that, he’s a sweet, happy boy.

Driving home on WB 435 with a migraine while staring into the sun is the Ninth Circle of Hell.

The NHL is proud to announce that next season's Winter Classic outdoor game will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs facing off against the DHS All Stars at the newly-built ICE Detention Center Warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia.

they should put little fortunes in the crabs rangoon

I took one of my foster kittens to see a specialist today and it reminded me how much I miss emergency vetmed. The lows are countered by even higher highs, like saving a stat with CPR and watching that patient walk out the door a few days later. It’s the dopamine hits my ADHD brain needs.

I don’t know how it happened 🤷🏻‍♀️

All this figure skating makes me wanna watch The Cutting Edge (and pretend we’re still living in the 90s).

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

The funny thing about veterinarians is that they can save your pet’s life but need help setting up a new mouse on their computer. And that’s why I love them.

My wedding dress is shipping from Lithuania tomorrow!!!

ICE is a radically evil organization that must be defunded and entirely abolished.

My daughter’s boyfriend is Hispanic and I’m in a constant state of anxiety for him and his family. It doesn’t even fucking matter that they’re “legal” (which is a term that should never be used to describe a human being in the first place). I hate it here.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

I thought today was Thursday but it’s not and now I’m sad because I have to wait until tomorrow for The Pitt.

The second-hand embarrassment I’m feeling during this season of Love is Blind is overwhelming.

I held a cat during their final moments today because his owner elected not to be present during euthanasia. I understand why it’s scary for some people, but your pet DESERVES to have you with them as they take their last breath. Would you want a stranger with you in YOUR last moments?

Three cats. Zero eyeballs.

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

#kubball is ghosting us on Valentine’s Day by not showing up for the game.

Friday the 13th is working overtime today.

We have an ancient, blind cat that’s going to be boarding at my clinic for 28 days while her owner is traveling abroad. I probably need to turn my office into her own little airbnb…

Sometimes I get high and forget I ordered food, and then it’s the best surprise ever when it’s delivered.

Are there any Shiba Inus that don’t have crippling anxiety? I have yet to meet one.

I’m too old for this shit #RCJH 🌾🌾

JFC