What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

I held a panleuk kitten before she was euthanized today. She was so sick but purred for head kisses. If I didn’t have unvaccinated babies at home, I would’ve offered to try to get her through it. But it’s tedious and uncertain and I couldn’t risk it. Her name was Litttle Jane. 🌈💕

We love a boss who doesn’t micromanage and always asks the important questions

Macchiato prefers to lie down while he eats because he’s fancy (and has a broken pelvis).

My physical therapist is putting me through a plank sequence and I hate him.

Dads love to text "Call me when you have a minute" with no way to tell if your family has suffered a terrible tragedy, or if he just needs help with the router.

Between a job change, waiting for my insurance to kick in, and a shortage of Vyvanse, today is the first day I’ve taken it in FOUR MONTHS.

I was in my daughter’s car yesterday and she has Plan B, Narcan, and Pink Whitney shooters in her glove box. I guess I’m proud of her for being prepared for any situation? I did a little bit of parenting, though, and told her to get the shooters out of there.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

I don’t know what I was expecting, but Season 9 of Love is Blind is exceptionally bad.

It won't stop them, but it will make them physically uncomfortable and I'm good with that...for now.

Macchiato is absolutely S H O C K E D by the lyrics to Wood #tloas

This kitten is staying the weekend with us and he is the sweetest kitten on the planet. He’s real busted up right now with pelvic and femoral head fractures, but we have a few options to help him. His name is Macchiato.

An actual opposition party would run this on a loop in every conceivable space.

If there’s a blind or paralyzed kitten within 50 miles of Kansas City, I’m getting a call or text about it and I’m proud of that reputation tbh. If that’s what I’m known for, I know I’ve made an impact. And that’s why we do it, right? ❤️

Thank you, Cubbies! 💙⚾️🐻

🎶 We found love in a hopeless place 🎶 (Twitter)

My PT guy made me do planks today so I told him he was rude.

I went to sleep after the 8th inning last night because the Cubs are causing me immense pain.

Took Charlotte to get a piercing and ended up with another one myself. She wants a tattoo for Christmas so we already know I’ll walk out with another one of those, too. Mother/daughter bonding through pain and stuff.

I just got out of Expense Report He’ll but now I’ve been sent to Spreadsheet Hell.

A group of people kicked ICE out after they posed on a corner with their guns.

Maybe I should just take a nap

If the Cubs win the NLDS, I think they’ll win it all. But getting past the damn Brewers is gonna be tough.

This may be the last Taylor Swift album before the complete fall of democracy so I’m soaking it all in.

I can’t get out of the car if Eldest Daughter is on. Gotta listen until the end.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

First message in slack this morning was a doctor asking what I thought of TLOAS. She’s my favorite, obviously.

Opalite, Eldest Daughter, and Honey 🧡💚 #tloas

PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.

#FlyTheW 🐻⚾️💙

In Kittredge we trust 🙏

Extremely envious of everyone at Wrigley today 😭

I needed this today ❤️

Today will be a good day. The Cubs are gonna win and we get a new Taylor album at midnight.

My physical therapist is making me work on strengthening my core and I hate it

Boss on a flight means no meeting this morning

The Chicago Cubs just won their first playoff game in EIGHT YEARS.

My mental health is hanging on by a thread but the Cubs just made that thread a little bit stronger. #FlyTheW

If AI deserves personhood, so do my cats.

Some people need to sit in a room and watch Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street, and Reading Rainbow until they become better people.

I can’t believe my orthopedic doctor was the first one to prescribe meloxicam for my chronic pain. It’s a game changer. I actually feel good today.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.

Today is Charlotte’s 19th birthday and that’s wild to me, like I raised a whole ass human that’s in college now and has their own little life. Crazy.

The three new foster kittens had solid poops today!!! If you’ve ever fostered kittens, you know that’s a reason to celebrate!

Family separation is back under Trump. Just CNN alone found more than 100 American children left stranded after ICE took their parents. Here’s just one story… Meet Isaac