This from Douglas is so very on point — and not at all subtle.

Idea: Reboot Home Improvement as a show about Jill Taylor trying to reconcile her stodgy Trumper husband Tim and their adult, married, antifa son Randy.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

1. this is bullshit 2. it is a good thing that an outcry against extremely racist stuff led to a bullshit excuse rather than a defense on the merits

Every time I re-read Trump v. United States, it feels like getting hit in the head with a mallet.

No, autocomplete, I actually did not mean "dastardly step-child".

I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.

my most peepaw-coded trait is that I angrily refuse to use DoorDash (and similar apps) because I know the markup is so insane versus “picking the food up myself” - and that money doesn’t go to the restaurant. By god, I will drive or walk my ass over to the restaurant and get it myself.

This, and also people who drop in your replies to tell you how not surprised they are by things. At its root, too many mistake cynicism for intelligence.

”Provocative” is like “intellectual.” If other people use it to describe you, maybe you are. If you use it to describe yourself, you’re more likely just an asshole.

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month. Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

"Maybe that logic flies on some island," lmao

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Stop the Orlando ICE Concentration Camp! Call your representatives and remind them that Home Rule is protected by the Florida Constitution and can be used in the fight against ICE in our neighborhoods. Find your representatives at : congresscalllist.com (Find @legalsmiths on IG and TikTok)

It's so cold in Florida right now that my room temperature butter isn't spreadable. I've been reliably informed that that's how we tell whether it's cold or not in The South.

Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket* Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡

xAI is valued at $200 billion and burns through $1 billion/month in cash. The primary product development has been a chatbot that self-identified as "MechaHitler" then pivoted to production of nonconsensual porn, including of minors. I do not consider this an optimal use of society's resources.

it’s the “nobody could have seen this coming“ followed by the reaction shot that does it for me

This is good advice, but if you're in Florida: remember that the Halo law allows any law enforcement officer to order you back 25 feet.

Orlando stood tall today.

Today's the day! Everyone join us out front of Fashion Square Mall (park in the residential streets, not at the mall!) at NOON to peacefully demand that #ICE GTFO of #Orlando! #protest #Orlando50501 #1A #uspol #NoKings #AbolishICE

After the number of Trump's policies and candidates she voted for, this should be a non-starter.

Federal agents cornered Marimar Martinez, shot her several times, boasted about it, arrested her, lied about her to the public and in the police report, and falsely charged her with assaulting them. Now the government wants to keep evidence of their lies secret to protect these agents' "privacy."

"The Ministry's tally includes only those killed directly by Israeli military fire in its tracking, not people who died of starvation or from diseases exacerbated by the war."

For whomever ends up writing about my death after federal agents murder me in the street: I once stole some Binaca from a shop in 5th grade, so you can use that to prove that I wasn't an angel and deserved to be slaughtered by masked feds.

Ah, yes, Florida Republicans, the American Dream is dying because people in poverty have *too much money*. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

If they could find the J6 pipe bomber, they can definitely unmask every ICE agent.

This also means that Tesla and SpaceX have funded an AI company that has created nonconsensual sexualized images of children.

The people of Minneapolis have shown us that radical love and community are more powerful than masked thugs and guns. Stand in solidarity with Minneapolis on 1/31 by hitting the streets at an ICE Out of Everywhere protest near you. Link in bio.

Man, that's gonna be tricky. On the one hand, users shouldn't be responsible for the bot choosing to veer down dangerous tangents that the user couldn't foresee. On the other hand, the bot maker definitely shouldn't be at fault if a user explicitly asks it to do something illegal.

Look who's FINALLY catching up. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

...or because they had already established a pattern of capitulating to Elon. Musk could literally go on live TV in a Hitler costume and say "all Jews should die" and the ADL would still put something out saying "oh, he was just being silly!"

Again, if Democrats were smart they would immediately cut the gun control plank and go all in on the 2A and they could steal a broad swathe of the Republican Party for a generation, but Liberals are dumb.

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

Losing touch with reality is publishing this in the WSJ lmao

The Guardian has decided to call lies "lies".

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

when they say that everyone should have a right to carry a weapon in public they mean only loyal Republicans have a right to carry a weapon in public. if you don't agree them politically and you carry a weapon then that's justification for them to shoot you dead.

"They're arresting illegal immigrants without due cause!" "Oh, that's okay because..." "They're arresting *legal* immigrants without *any* cause!" "Oh, that's okay because..." "They're arresting US Citizens for exercising their rights!" "Oh, that's okay because..."

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

okay hear me out

"I warned this administration... while voting in favor of all its judicial nominations, policies, and bills." Klobuchar needs to go.

Do you honestly think people in the civil rights movement and other nonviolent movements faced no violence themselves? They practiced nonviolence because it works, because the oppressor wants a shooting war, which is the war it will win

Nonviolence is, in fact, working. This administration is weaker than it was a year ago. More and more of the public is becoming galvanized against it; its agents are being impeded.