So many people on this website are worried about what's cool and none of you are cool! None of you are cool! You will never be cool! We are not cool people! Get over it

I did these ones

“The rich stay healthy and the sick stay poor” — Bono

looking good baby

Gonna start brushing up on my Portuguese.

[Cryptic song lyric post]

This picture looks like an SNL cold open.

As a 911 dispatcher I once got a call complaining about some kids swimming in a pond in the neighborhood. I asked the caller if she was with the HOA (only HOA board members can ask for certain actions in my county) and she said "I am the HOA" like she was Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith.

Pushing the button in the bunker on Lost.

This might be happening...

12 hour shift today...

Should I go to Sao Paulo for Sepultura's final concert?

Land acknowledgement at a wedding.

assuming a lifespan of 80 years, the length of the entire human civilization is only about 70 people old. The US Civil War was two people ago and the Ottomans sacked Constantinople seven people ago. Not very long!

Have we as a culture minimized the possibilities of art?

People always wanna talk about what would be different if Harris was president but I like to imagine a world where Mondale won

the main thing I got from my father about 'being a man' was that 'being a man' in the real world was 95% accommodating yourself to an adult life of boring but ultimately prosocial responsibility

This picture looks like an SNL cold open.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

Alberta loves k.d. lang.

Dreading the day I will find out there are wifi toothbrushes.

Hello Canada

Just found out Sepultura did a short final tour of North America and I missed the shows I could've gone to...such is my life.

This was fun.

Detroit is a great city.

Why me, Lord?

I am NOT ready for orchestra tour.

Vegemite already did it.

Going to Calgary. What should I do if I have free time?

It ruined journalism.

I wish more of my IRL friends were on Bluesky.

i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.

I like this site and I think people who have a really hard time here are kind of babies. Sometimes I get yelled at on here and some of those times people don’t have a point, but who cares? If anything, I should evangelize for this site more as the last place on the internet I still learn stuff.

If you don't keep in the Word, the devil is gonna catch you flat-footed sooner or later. That's what I know

[Cryptic song lyric post]

Y'all need to see Street Fighter (1994). No cap.

Not going to bother reading that dummy's Atlantic essay about Miller Lite but I will say that an underrated aspect of quitting drinking altogether is finding more interesting things to build a self identity around

I think we should just start ignoring SpaceX; SpaceX shunning.

I'm laughing so hard at this. This is the perfect metaphor for the state of our country and culture.

"You’ve read a million pearl-clutching op-eds about woke professors and cancel culture, but for my money, the real crisis facing American higher education is that colleges & universities are increasingly run by people who are hostile to students & professors, &...the idea of the university itself."

M. Bison: "Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?" Me: *Nodding vigorously.*

I have the anecdote to the questions plauging society. Eat Olive Garden. When you're there, you're family, and can knock back a few PBR tall boys.

I understand what it's going for but that quiz fails for me because I do not think people "belong" in whatever denomination because of aesthetic or consumer choices.

Stanley Tucci eating food.