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We should be loading our stunning and brave warfighters into wood chippers rather than expending logistical effort on sending them to die for memes in Iran

God bless the Ides of March!

I was moved by this poem from a forgotten Japanese labor newspaper. The author, Ihara Ayoko, did clerical work at a bank in the 50/60s. As a woman, she had new freedom to work outside of the home—yet her career would always be circumscribed. Even so, she finds a simple joy in labor + solidarity.

I will not defile your bridal canopy as I want my wedless cot unturned as moneychanger's counter not manhandling sobbing flesh unattended grandeur enlivened by breath not touch as our father Adam did taste of the fruit beguiled betrothed unconsumated but unfulfilled by fruit alone thanks be to god

Had a funny thought. What if Christians approached the Bible like Muslims approach the Quran? For example: you’d say, “as St. Paul says,” then you’d recite, “Ἡ ἀγάπη μακροθυμεῖ, χρηστεύεται ἡ ἀγάπη, οὐ ζηλοῖ ⸂ἡ ἀγάπη⸃, οὐ περπερεύεται, οὐ φυσιοῦται,” and then you’d offer a gloss in English.

the future is for trans people

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Best case scenario: We're gonna take legal guardianship of invalid homeless veterans and give them safe housing, healthcare Worst case scenario: We're gonna round up and enslave homeless veterans to throw them at whichever country we're attacking today Which seems more likely in the beast system?

Tbh when a woman starts going into labor, they should just go ahead and guillotine her, extract baby from the cadaver, then harvest the rest of it for parts for Republican senators

Friends if you were NOT checking every single reference when peer-reviewing, you sure as hell better be doing it now.

Had an 8th grade social studies teacher who'd gotten a degree from a cereal box and taught that this man was an enslaved man who'd invented the cotton gin to make labor easier. Showed us a pic of Frederick Douglass. US History teach the next year had us repeating aloud, "Lily White Eli Whitney"

The Glory of These 40 Days tune Streets of Cairo (poor lil maid)

Neither scalding nor freezing Nor warming nor cooling Room-temperatured >_< Versatile defiled Get hot! Go cold! Or soon--found, bound gnashing with the most tepid uninspired

It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pit maneuver It's time for the pi

Should I give up, or should I just keep running after sidewalks even if they d'onnever go nowhere?

This site needs a break. Post 1 Good Thing, None of Which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Father 2. Son 3. Holy Ghost

Guys I’m sorry but you have to pay taxes. It’s one of those things like eating vegetables and doing your laundry that you just need to accept about life.

Here's the thing: every fear you have about this is why they made it. They've been jerking off to the thought of doing this for decades. They actively mean you harm

Rest in power Breonna Taylor. Today, we mourn six years without her, and six years without justice or accountability.

that all men thru him might believe is crazy

Shorty will shed a hazy, burning light on any unworthy armchair obstetrician

Shorty engulfed the whole durn gulf

Shorty indulges in doorstop fanaticism

They're replacing winston churchill with a beaver. This is the definition of woke

It is springtime and we have exciting new things on Episcopal Chant! @rpryor03.bsky.social and I have been hard at work improving this liturgical chant database that aims to make it easy for anyone to get up and chanting. Here's a thread of new stuff: 🧵 ⚓

now out from the inimitable Derek Krueger! www.cambridge.org/core/books/m...

new *open access* goodness from @jennisifire.bsky.social! www.cambridge.org/core/journal...

When my body falls and dissolves, I beg You, speak to me! Speak to me, speak to me! Will You speak to me?

I didn’t expect Part 2 to take 3 weeks to finish, but this type of writing is dense and time-consuming, requiring both significant research and effort in organization and structuring the content! Very grateful for the support of readers new and old, and especially paying subscribers new and old!

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

O God, whose Spirit guides us into all truth and makes us free: Strengthen and sustain us as you did your servant Harriet Ross Tubman. Give us vision and courage to stand against oppression and injustice and all that works against the glorious liberty to which you call all your children. Amen.

Shorty tries to snuff me

“I am so angry that I am going to help Trump minimize the political consequences of his war!” slopulism will kill the Democratic Party. no tax on tips, Cory booker’s plan to get rid of taxes on half the country. it’s all slopulist nonsense

I would like gas prices to keep rising, because that's how you get Americans to demand the war stop

I get asked a lot what I'm giving up for Lent, and this year the answer is nothing. this is what I'm doing instead, and I'll tell you why, and you're invited to join in with me however it fits into your own spiritual or contemplative practices. drive.google.com/file/d/15NhY...

Shorty steered a moldy red chariot into an unsuspecting crowd of unwitting soon-to-be chariot-crushed

God bless America, this America

It really puts on display how thin the veneer of homonationalism and rainbow capitalism were that the West is so concerned about access to the Strait of Hormuz when there's a perfectly good Cocksucker of Hormuz available for traffic

Shorty is calling local gas stations to ask can they please raise prices

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

this was the survey where in order to get the horrifying numbers they found down they would only define 'anti-Jewish Republicans' as ones who were *both* holocaust deniers *and* described Israel as a colonial state.

Well this is a new one. Filling out a form at a doctor’s office and the “what language do you speak?” form has an absolutely fantastic list of options. I have no idea where the website dev or whoever sourced this list but damn. Way to look out for the occasional 4,000 year old Elamite revenant.

rendering the final version… I realize at this point it would be more honorable to simply kill myself but I think I’ll just post it on Patreon tonight and public tomorrow