Shorty claims that autistic burnout is caused by baby elephant thinking

Jesus is rock-kin

just imagined a new type of American guy who has somehow aligned himself with the wildfire smoke

Thats what Shorty calls Papaya Journalism

Shorty deadens my senses

Damn

Shorty formulated a fiber-rich baked crisp bar called Dookkiesnaxkcts

Ps 90,3 Redúcis hóminem in púlverem; et dixísti: «Revertímini, fílii hóminum». Tú reduces el hombre a polvo, diciendo: «Retornad, hijos de Adán». You turn man back to dust, and say, “Return, O children of Adam.”

If by grace I rise to Carmel's heights, surely you are there! If I slide into and become stranded in the periphery of Purgation, I will look up, and there you shall be, O Maryam, Bright Mother of God!

Shorty may experience bloating and renal discomfort

Lindsey Graham gets to be dead...but Im here 😠😠😠

Shorty paints pastel igloo piñatas

Just in time honestly

Spent 2.5hrs watching Project Hail Mary yesterday but can't spend 2.5hrs praying the Hail Mary

Shorty: The Sex-Positive Way To Bank

Shorty spreads texture

Shorty cut down on tuberculosis warlords

Shorty has the thighs of a centaur and the sphincter of a sphinx

Shorty assails

Shorty feasts on infectious yeast

The secret ingredient in a so-called "dirty soda" is that they shidded in it

Met an unhoused gentleman wearing a shirt that read "Don't Go Broke Trying To Look Rich"

Behold this heart, which has so loved men and been so little loved by them in return ❤️‍🔥🥺

Here is a verified gofundme for his family: gofund.me/bf251d4ee

As a dirty Slav, I managed to ctrl+a+c it all before the paywall showed up

babe you are making him sound so much gayer

Shorty might would have windowshopped

Shorty took the liberty

The days when I want to cut my nails but feel they are a little too short to do so make me envy nailbiters just a bit

I think Trump has mentioned “communism” more times in the past week than I’ve said “the being of God is the event of his self-disclosure,” which, if you know me, is both impressive and also very concerning.

Yay, another day(?) of life

Shorty was better safe, then..."Sorry!"

The people yearn for Lesser Feasts and Fasts

Did every shard of Legion have two names (celestial then infernal)? Did each of the swine get a name from a doting swineherd, with nicknames galore from village children? Will bodies pulled from water or dry bed still be possessed, or did those demons find rest? What will God call those beasts?

Candy is dandy, but vaping is quicker

As a disabled person, seeing George Santos aggressively pushing for bouncing on your boy's dick scares me.

Yesterday was genuinely joyful...today there may be hell to pay...

Mamdani: "Those who led through exclusion & isolation have tried to win power & enrich themselves by turning us against one another ... today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted, but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum"

As is tradition by now every year

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

it's all fun and games until someone you thought was your friend accuses you of being a demisexual

If anybody would like a movie to watch, these my recs of those that are just free on Youtube

Buenas noches a nuestros amigos en Colombia, Paraguay, México y quizás Brasil

Fireworks shows across Arkansas are being canceled last minute, and that is a good thing

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital