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Shorty pulls my teeth and plucks out my eyes

Whatever just as long as I don't feel so

Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh

Every time Shorty's mouth opens all I hear is the Grindr noise

Today I am thinking of Rev. Jonathan Myrick Daniels, an Episcopal seminarian who was shot and killed protecting a 17-year old Black girl from a shotgun blast in Alabama. I took this photo of an icon of him at an Episcopal retreat I went on last year. The deputy sheriff who murdered him was acquitted

The present tense context of Douthat column is always blissfully absent from his barely concealed contempt for living on earth in the year 2026. That’s he’s just hmm, where are you gonna go, Canada? as his own people are murdered in the street and children are in camps is just beyond comprehension

One of the hardest lessons I've had to learn in life is that when someone says "You don't want to know," in their head they knew on some level it would be a burden, they said it that way, even if they were trying to make it more tempting to ask by saying it, even in a jokey way. Spare yourself.

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the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

If the breeders loved their children as they claim, it would have been done by now

If you do really truly think global warming is real, you must be thinking of the warm globes that together comprise my thick hairy white ass

Shorty gets Whites Whiter

I would hand Xi Jinping my Social Security card for him to make a photocopy before I'd give anyone Trump-adjacent my phone number

Shorty's long life blessing: "May you outlive all your children by a century"

I have seen Trump constructing tweets, I'm almost certain he just dictates them to an assistant. So how then do the scare quotes get decided upon. Who's looking at the words "eat them up" and deciding they demand scare quotes

Shorty displays no level of foresight

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I have heard him in the whistles of the ones on watch for ICE I have seen him in detention with the ones who pay the price He calls us all to stand against injustice, hate and vice: his truth is marching on!

I was praying for Minneapolis and the US earlier, for those living in fear of abduction and detention, and for those resisting, and I found I had the line “I have heard Him in the whistles of the ones of watch for ICE,” so I share that in case it encourages anyone.

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Hey, pre-order John's excellent book to read the history about Washington and slavery this administration is trying to hide, and how we've always fought over it.

Again I’ll ask: does anyone know of a running list of the disappeared to include in prayers?

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

Today I'll tell yall about the true ultimate long term deal, now turn in your Bibles to Jeremiah 32:40. It's the real deal that's forever

Ruminate alongside Shorty recalling years gone by, soon becoming a shade of the past unremembered

Shorty steers a lowrider under high-rises

We're all just waiting on Shorty's appendix to burst

Evangelize me, Cap'n

US debate even among anti-Trump Americans is so driven by military hubris that there is a non-trivial scenario where the Trump administration plunges into such a badly planned operation in Greenland that American troops end up losing to European forces.

Shorty portends

Shorty, who dared select that horrid fragrance for you, and did they have a blasted nose on their face to speak of?

"AI-generated content distorts history (...). It changes the viewing habits of users, who increasingly question even authentic historical documents. Each of these posts devalues the work and undermines the credibility of memorial sites, archives, museums and research institutions." 1/2

I mean I hate gay people as much as the next guy but something about this seems kinda fishy

I will be blunt: the calls against American imperialism are far, far more salient when even the progressives in positions of power aren't categorically opposing annexing territories belonging to allies, but instead are trying to shift the conversation to internal matters irrelevant to int'l folks.

The Syncopating Church

The Cinquaining Church

The Offscouring Church

The Souring Church

The Sizzling Church

The Banishing Church

The Vanquishing Church

No one ever talks about how constantly living in depression mode can drain your memory.

Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that the Gospel calls us to “moderation”. The Gospel calls us instead to be crucified with Christ and to be raised with Him, and that means standing in solidarity with the crucified people of the earth. If need be, it does mean martyrdom

You know a church is hanging on the back bumper of the mf struggle bus when my cacophonous ass gotta fill in as cantor

Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time. Time to claim your true history.