Correct.

See y’all tomorrow!

New favorite response just dropped on the everything app

Maybe It Will Happen Today except it's my CPL holds coming in.

Is six sexes six seven for adults.

A very Monday Tuesday

This is more offensive than

I understand what it's going for but that quiz fails for me because I do not think people "belong" in whatever denomination because of aesthetic or consumer choices.

My 12 month old has a stomach bug and has been barfing all over me and every time it happens, she doesn't even express any remorse or concern. Rude.

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

I code the way God intended: by copying and pasting off years old forum posts.

Yeah Mother's Day is cool if you have a nice bebe but what if we didn't have secular holidays that made people feel excluded and shit.

I would never elect to give birth in a hospital again.

My husband took our baby to see the doctor this week and yet the clinical notes say "The baby is accompanied by her mother".

I feel this so much 🫩

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droughtmonitor.unl.edu Almost everywhere in US except the Midwest is having a drought. Meanwhile we are having a bright neon spring.

It's like these people aren't actually godly men or something.

It’s closer than you think This is the position of the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople on liberal democracy

Welp, I have now been sick for my birthday, xmas, and pascha. Thanks, daycare!

we should have a third industry besides AI and gambling

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Inshalla.

Remember when 77,284,118 Americans voted for more Trump? Yeah.

Fun fact, I am not a birthright citizen.

I gave my baby the moon's name.

One of the reasons for the success of the United States of America is that we are bordered by two friendly countries and two oceans, and yet we do our best to go make enemies of far away lands. Sad!

ICE as TSA again making the case for high-speed rail. Transportation is not a niche issue, and the left needs to start taking it seriously. So many transportation systems we have set up are foundational to the division, suppression, and collapse that we are witnessing.

The problem is that people assume that the Easter traditions they see today have been there since the start, so they focus on 'eggs and bunnies' and think 'ooh must be surviving pagan fertility symbols' instead of tracing the actual history of the customs involved

Sat afternoon vibes

And we're all out of oil

INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes

choppity chop.

Feeling particularly doomery today.

this is cracking me up. $12.85 for water. this man better lose

Chopity chop

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

Happy St. Gregory Palamas Sunday to all who celebrate.

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

Etsy regretsy.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

LHM.

It is so tiresome to live in this country.

The last few days have been a reminder that Republican party government is mostly aimed toward a return to unstable, arbitrary, personalist rule

The Pentagon broke off its partnership with an AI company because the AI company didn’t think it should create the conditions for the Terminator universe if I understand correctly

Any comment section on any post about sleep training or breastfeeding vs formula is an absolute trash fire.

Jane was a pretty ineffective mother in "Jane the Virgin" and I kind of respect the show for not shying away from that.

We have an accountability problem in the US.

I wouldn't mess with the da Chicago Pope if I were you.