Yes.

went to my kid sister’s nursing school pinning at Bob Jones today, and a full blown goth girl— black lipstick, choker, doc martens—graduated. folks. we will win. they cannot stop us.

I’m only against the pope for his bloody Romanism!!!

We’re leaving the cat for like 14 hours today, and I’m trying not to get teary thinking about it, so I’m sure if and when the Lord gives us a child, I’ll be extremely emotionally regulated.

Without stating your age post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

this is probably my favorite thumbnail ever

need to say this to more people

the Met Gala seems like it happens every other month

the face of someone who’s been mean to me all day

DADDY: LONG LEGS 2

theology > science, imho

opera, DUNE 3 IN IMAX, ballet

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Mad Men It’s Always Sunny Aqua Teen Hunger Force Smallville Midnight Mass The Office Vikings The Munsters Comedy Bang! Bang! Nathan for You Fargo True Detective: Season 1 Batman: The Animated Series Joe Pera Talks With You Over the Garden Wall

The unforgivable sin (Mark 3:28) is gambling

imagine you’re in a Japanese Pentecostal service, and instead of a “HAYMAN!”, they fire off one of these. I would go insane with joy.

I think I’d be king.

advertise your account with a simpsons image.

we’ve discovered something very strange. the cat seems to enjoy watching DARK SHADOWS.

they grow up so fast

we’re at a UMC church in Athens for my niece’s fellow recital and in the hallway they have a bookcase with Joseph Campbell and Max Lucado side by side lmao

I’ve had a theory for decades. I’ve noticed that, broadly speaking, religious types whose cover of choice is Christianity avoid the name “Jesus” like the plague. Christ, God, Lord—sure. But Jesus is too personal; too human; too divine. And demons hate that.

This is enough to make me a t*rr*ist

y'all got budgeting apps? recommendations?

In the arid desert that is Facebook, there are still life-giving oases.

Unfortunately, Superman is right. We must regard Red Tornado with the same contempt we hold for all generative AI.

Disney Adult: a malformed child, a big baby who can't accept the passage of time or grapple with the real world. Looney Tunes Adult: a classy sophisticate, a savvy connoisseur of both art and style.

wife walked out of the room for 45 literal seconds and the cat bit thru her laptop cord AND jumped on the counter and licked all the chicken wings she was about to put in the oven. we are living with a 5lb, 4-month-old TERRORIST.

me with theology/biblical studies

Abide With Me Nearer, My God, To Thee

some extremely proud grandparents handing these out at church this morning lmao

my brother-in-law and I are about to go eat a massive amount of chicken then go see the Ryan Gosling movie

so proud of our friend! what a crazy debut!

Glory to God.

they should have a ring on your AppleWatch to track how many movies you can watch while sitting at your desk all day

tfw ur priest is soft on crime

This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!

it’s time.

If there are a billion OONGKA fans, I’m one. If there’s one OONGKA fan, I’m him. If there are no OONGKA fans, I’m dead.

Yeah I’m not doing that

now THIS is posting

we’re in the theater with our niece to see Mario, and they just showed a trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic????

the wife listening to me talk about maxing out my unarmed stats in Crimson Desert so I can suplex orcs and goblins to death while my tortie cat in a blue cape loots their bodies for copper and daggers.