One of the most clarifying passages I've ever read on what "polarization" actually means in the U.S."

that's an album cover right there

I wrote about how MLS killing the Vancouver Whitecaps would be the beginning of MLS' decline. They turned away from the things that made the league great and embraced wealth creation. And this will break the remaining spell that makes MLS games a unique experience open.substack.com/pub/wburdine...

do it again, charlie

Hey kids! Get a degree in AI Slop at Arizona State University, then watch as you fail to find employment because AI has filled all the AI Slop positions.

can we just start doing “fuck las vegas” chants preemptively

So just to repeat their own words back to them, bailing on this party and donating the food to a shelter for abused families is something they would only do at gunpoint

it’s pretty sick going to MNUFC games and seeing multiple people per-game wearing kutten. denim legion (of loons)

i full-throatedly support Make DC Square Again. putting more metro area into DC in an attempt to salvage the gerrymander war after losing VA, just to add about 400,000 people who just lost congressional representation to the pile of people agitating for DC statehood would be an incredible own-goal

@mnufc.com needs to end the fade-out on mr brightside. this crowd *cannot* keep time to save its life and there aren’t enough people for everyone to stay together, so it’s it’s just pockets of people all disjointed from each other and you don’t get “everyone singing in unison”, you just get a mess

The claim isn't that social media is dead (yet). It's the assumptions that made it coherent as an object — human production, social circulation, public observability — can no longer be presupposed. We need new concepts and methods capable of studying what comes next.

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

BLESS THE WINTERMAKER AND HIS WATERS, THE MINNESOTA WILD ARE *GOING* TO WIN THE STANLEY FUCKING CUP

ngl this is pretty sick. best socials team in the game, respect

So, this is gonna be a patch or something right @mplscitysc.bsky.social? Right!?

I wrote about how the two-year-old Minnesota state flag has aged particularly well (and why it's so idiotic for backwards cities to double-down on the old one). www.minnpost.com/cityscape/20...

while learning about the "was 'sweet summer child' invented by Game of Thrones" debate (it definitely was), i stumbled onto something interesting that i think i might be the first one to notice 🧵

okay fine, i’ll buy an xbox. black flag is my favorite game of all time, i am not immune to that specific remake

empty stadium in frisco tonight, is this an open cup game or what?

mess with the bull, don’t be surprised if you get the horns

i think supporters groups who are around and active when their team wins the supporters shield should get to put a star above their logo

filipinos inventing the balisong:

@mnufc.com: Giving STHs *only a week* to opt-out is absolutely heinous behaviour, please tell your bosses to run it up the chain that this is an unacceptable way to treat fans

“Should you not want to be part of the Loons 2026 Leagues Cup run, you can opt out via the form in your SeatGeek offers tab before the deadline of Thursday, April 30”

Dreamed I was on Scruples, where you’re only allowed to post your opinion on what cannot be allowed be posted there. Re-posting someone else’s opinion is called a reScrupe.

anyone have “USDOD disappears american soldiers” on their bingo card?

imagine being a yankee soldier stationed on an aircraft carrier when you learn the americans have finally invented the nuclear-powered plaguebarge www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Convenient when places add themselves to my "do not spend any money here" list.

i hope ottawa can pull this off. i’ll stand with the canadians over dixieland snowbird hockey every time

madison, wisconsin deserves a PWHL team before detroit does

moving the loons game “for tv reasons” so it overlaps with the wild playoff game is an incredibly dumbshit decision. who in the goddamn is in charge of this bush league

We sold out already...but more are coming! This is all we're making though, so get on the pre-order list and make sure you don't miss this Mpls City x Atmosphere collab. Pre-order: tinyurl.com/4r46eb3m

*This really reads like something that a Pope in a science fiction novel would say

We're selling these dope patches for $8! All revenue is benefitting the Immigrant Law Center. Grab one below or stop by our merch table at the Black Hart! tinyurl.com/4h9cp5kd

Great collaboration with our Revontulet friends for MPLS City Parks Earth Day Cleanup

#MNUFC fans: open your mind to the possibilities afforded to you by the acquisition of a skjoldehamn hood. the world is ours for the taking.

big news, the FAA has gotten rid of criminal penalties for flying drones near ICE vehicles

Exactly one year ago today:

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

the average american sailor is three slop meals away from lighting another carrier laundry room on fire

Once upon a time in Minneapolis... 👉 mplscitysc.com/atmosphere/

GODDAMN, SON! bands make the best kit sponsors; shop local, listen local

i know bill mcguire is a fan of public art, so i’ve created a mockup of the next statue that should be added to the United Coliseum Complex. i think it would be a significant addition to the prestige of the club and the city

guys that spent the last decade trumpeting about how “christianity built the west” are tweeting about how “the pope should stay out of politics” now

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.