probably one of my most controversial nonpolitical takes is that not ever sport needs to grow. hockey doesn’t, in fact, *need* to expand into places that don’t drop below 40° in the winter, NFL doesn’t *need* to colonize europe. the ideology of infinite growth is the ideology of cancer.

#10SeasonsOfLegends Max Stiegwardt is him.

We're moving farther and farther away from what this tournament, and the sport, should be. Corporate culture is killing the game #uncorporate

The World Cup shouldn’t be in the USA

for an hyperniche theophilosophical spiritual and artistic movement, the scars of discordianism are raked across the internet. like, wikipedia still uses the erisian calendar its pages for particular years, and nobody on earth could say it has the same clout as AUC reckoning or the chinese calendar

sticking every ICE employee in front of a military tribunal without representation is the moderate option. everything short of that is mercy.

productive week already

oh fuck ed sheeran jumpscare

I’m now convinced that if we all listen to this at the same time, it will bring world peace

i heard if you listen to the cities 97 broadcast long enough, you can hear the divine voice issuing commandments to you between the harmonica and the tambourine

god bless saint john brown the martyr

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

my handwriting was so atrocious coming into this job i taught myself to print in insular script, but now my documentation just looks like it was attacked by a rabid irish monk

“That sounds illegal”

minnesota united, he’s a national treasure. pay the damn man his money #DSC

the wikipedia page for the coachella valley invitational is *shockingly* out of date

There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: - shackletons, green room - dreadnoughts oktoberfest, blacklist brewing co. - shackletons “formerly the albatross” release, green room - dreadnoughts “polka pit” oktoberfest release, blacklist brewing co. - shackletons halloween, 7th st entry

minnesota nice means fuck ice

armored mma is the basest artform possible. the martial arts completely severed from the martial art, the history completely severed from HEMA, nothing but raw spectacle for americans to gamble on. at least go watch cockfighting streams like adults, you mongrels.

TRVE CVLT MINNESOTA SICKOBALL

the eric ramsay corpse paint meme was bothering me that it didn’t actually have a full face of paint so i fixed it

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Bless the Wintermaker and His snowfall. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning

Police Chief Henry should be fired

probably not enough skulls, i hypothesize. more skulls = more goals.

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

tomorrow is early month-end closing because of thanksgiving, which means it’ll be an early morning for twelvesy. this, of course, means i will be staying up tonight to watch the MNUFC game. victryloon or dethloon

at some point we’ll have to reckon with the fact that most of this shit Simply Does Not Matter

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

if taylor swift really cared about being a generationally defining musician, she’d release a cover of pumped up kicks unannounced and act like nothing happened

We're primarying John Fetterman. Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians. We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.

it’s great having correct opinions right now. i like the winter and i don’t give a shit about how the MLS does financially, so winter schedule is great for me. fuck them shareholders. twelvesy league soccer now.

The journalists waxing nostalgic over Epstein's NYC sex trafficking parties are the same ones also freaking out about Mamdani and they're all in the fucking emails chatting with the guy a decade after his conviction.

óró, sé do bheatha abhaile‼️ 🇮🇪⚽️🪉

#TrophyTour continues at Como Park in St Paul as we celebrate our @mplscitysc.bsky.social CROWS winning the 2025 @mnsupercup.bsky.social #COYC

everybody loves sickoball until the timberwolves paint their court with medically severe dehydrated piss and then suddenly sickoball is an issue. you can’t handle the mindgames we’ve got in minnesota

Y'all this game really was something (After Diaz' goal drawing level at 2-2)

have juggalos been around long enough for them to begin establishing as a new ethnoculture or would they have to start all moving to the same insular neighborhood in detroit for that to start? because if not, i have a suggestion

My most woke opinion is that cities should completely ignore suburban commuters and design the city we aspire to be. They’ll either begrudgingly commute in by car, mode shift, or be replaced by others in foot traffic

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

stayed up too late watching vods of the IMCF 2024 5v5s. that shit fucking rules, i hope this never goes mainstream. last thing i want is ad breaks, meathead studio commentary, and gambling logos plastered on the sides of the tilt. this is a sport for an hour of edited-together cellphone footage ONLY

i’m gonna start a nordic supporters group for all the true minnesotans that don’t mind standing in the cold for two hours to watch a footy game

the nook turns into a hard rock bar after like, 8pm, and that’s pretty sick

New from 404 Media: people are 3D-printing whistles to warn each other about the presence of ICE. Some people make designs and upload them; others are given a design and are printing hundreds and hundreds of whistles at home. It's been effective in Chicago www.404media.co/the-latest-d...

the twin cities need more floors. gotta get more skyways going between normal-ass three, four story buildings. put more parks on roofs. end the tyranny of the monolevelar paradigm

#OTD Nov. 10, 1933 #MNHistory #UnionStrong

The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better? HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!