Have I mentioned that I hate the Twins?

Checking in from steel city

Testing my sanity at Randyland

Testing my sanity at the Warhol museum

This isnt a water account, but this is a little fun. Water transforming from outwardly clear but otherwise full of contaminants >>> into also clear but with most (some? all?) of the contaminants removed.

After driving through pittsburgh, I dont understand the geography of pittsburgh at ALL!

Which is more frequently available: the hotel hot tub or the mcflurry machine?

Hey Pittsburgh folk, what would you do with a spare day in the iron city?

I just had a pretty big freelance project fall through at the last minute and am gutted about it, i'm going to share my gofund me one more time because I was kinda relying on it for rent and bills next month. fuck.

So this doesnt *quite* apply for Kyle Busch, but have any nascar drivers ever won their final start?

Schroedingers sock: did you lose it on the way to the washer or the dryer? No way to know

I cant believe this has a chance to be relevant again

You know, you DO have 43 minutes. Go listen to that album

Why do the hockey teams that I want to win keep losing?

BRING BACK THE PWHL FINALS KAZOO THEME!

Hey, lets go Wild, eh?

What song that you ripped from Napster in 1999 still has a rogue Windows chime in it whenever you hear it?

Man, oracular Spectacular was *everybodys* jam in 2008

Did they find a way to mic up the puck at the Frost game tonight?

I know the answer is TV, but why is the NHL giving the wild 3 days off and the PWHL giving the Frost zero days off?

.....is anybody doing WAG (WAH?) jackets for the pwhl playoffs?

Pentagons and larger polygons allowed

Me in my head everytime I walk into a hotel

Why does nobody want to talk wild or frost with me at the Atlanta bar? 😭

Why do I only work at a brewery when I'm traveling for work?

Not me missing half the wild game tonight because I'm playing hockey instead of Springtime outside

Love when I have to go on the roof because I'm the king of the fuckin neighborhood ✌️

a baseball game is supposed to be four hours long

A/S/L?

May #promosky! I'm Jay from Mill City, MN! 🧵 Love to embroider whenever I can! 🏒 Play hockey! 🏒 Watch hockey (Go Frost! Go Wild!) 🐶 Pet all the dogs! 💧Design/build water treatment systems because society makes me pay bills!

May #promosky Ana 👋🏻 33 she/her from Minneapolis ⛵️ My interests and topics are wide / niche so even if you tick only one box then hmu! 🇱🇻 Writing a graphic novel about WWII Latvia 🎶 black metal, coldwave, dark pop ✒️fountain pens 🎸 classical guitar 💻 CS and CompE 🐾 3 cats, 1 dog 💩 shitposting

OK, I love playoff hockey, but do we really have to do it in SPRING! This is outside time my aquarium friends

May have to make this happen on cardigan

Neighbor got a truckload of lumber delivered, so naturally im just endlessly humming Tom Waits over here

Woulda been a great night for Fleury to show up wearing a Wallstead sweater

Look man, the future hasn't happened yet so go out there and fuckin grab it

Yeah.... nice day!

Does it count as staying up until 5 if I'm in a different time zone and slept for 4 hours on a plane?

Low key love the "go bowling" ads. Like we don't care where you do it, just go hurl small boulders somewhere

Took me until now to catch that this is a double first round matchup

PLINKO GOAL!

Only a matter of time before we see a coach's cardigan behind the bench again

OK, cool! Otter has the glove side covered tonight!

Really in the mood for a crunchy flat pizza all of a sudden

A joyous holiday to you and yours youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

Whoa where the hell did you get that banana at?

Goalie fight after the hockey finder shootout at the minnesota frost game!

This isn't a crime

Wow, so record store day is still a madhouse, eh?

TFW you had an epiphany but the gummies hit