Mariners goin to the playoffs baybee!

With that razor thin of a margin, somebody’s going to get a phone call on the 11th hour and change their vote

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

Finally deployed what seems to be a stable implementation of this Israeli Telegram translator thing and now I just want to sleep for a decade

Wow a little taste of Los Angeles right here in the heart of NYC

Mr Trump, due to your recent erratic statements and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from imposter syndrome and/or undiagnosed adhd. I recommend you watch Bo Bunman "Inside" asap!!!

“Can you believe what they’re doing to the rule of law?” Yes. They’re at war with us and have been for quite some time now.

BIG DUMPER BAYBEE!

Charlie Kirk had opinions about televised public executions

Changed my handle so I can keep making fun of the dead guy

Meanwhile the Al Qaeda president of Syria is about to give a speech at the UNGA

Mariners win!

here's a resource for if you've been doxxed. share widely docs.google.com/document/d/e...

They killed him for not being racist enough

Still trying to figure out which I’ll see more of in my life time: American economic collapses or Muppet Show reboots

hard to really take a lot of this kimmel shit that seriously, especially from people who were lockstep behind bringing militarized cops and paid goons down on college kids for calling a genocide a genocide. the horse has been walking very slowly out the barn for a while now

Do you think the people calling employers to fire anyone who disrespects Chorlie Kork are IDF-trained?

If you don’t agree they’ll give Kyle Rittenhouse your parents’ address

Bad news: stocks are down

Today a UN Commission found: “Israeli President Isaac Herzog, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and then Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, have incited the commission of genocide.” And he was welcomed to London like a King. Fuck Keir Starmer.

whoops

Musk’s going to sleep for the first time in a decade.

Jesus Christ.

You can hear the slide whistle

There’s a whole army of tanning bed raisin ladies at the ready to get you fired for making fun of this

With the WA Dems it just looks petty

Tridents up!

You win the Civilization video game when you nuke France

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

Luigi's Manslaughter

The problem with The Rally to Restore Sanity is that there weren’t enough people demanding “things should be different somehow” to nobody in particular

I am killing him

Thinking of printing out stickers that say “is a BITCH” to slap on my congressman’s reelection signs

Israel’s embracing their connection to ancient societies that enslaved their neighbors and fucked kids

It’s illegal to make fun of Charlie Kirk so if you’re going to do it, be as offensive as possible

Just learned that I was in the same Boy Scout troop as the creator of Severance (Olympia, WA Troop 266). We met in a Lutheran church.

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

This kind of security is standard when Rubio travels anywhere to keep out his secret families.

We found him starving on the street begging passers-by for food. So we took him in, fattened him up and cut his balls off.

13 Sep 2025

He’s heartbroken. Talking about trucks is a coping mechanism.

Aw drats forgot to wish President Jolani a happy 9/11

George: He’s a Groyper, Jerry! Jerry: A Groy-per? George: A Groyper!! Jerry: You know, the Free Palestine movement is worse than the KKK. This is something I deeply believe and say at public events.

white on white crime is out of control

“Charlie! Charlie! I drew you a Groyper” “Groypers are gay, kid.” “… I’ll show him who’s gay.”