Al-Qaeda finally hit the White House

Gave myself a new kind of brain damage watching Joe Rogan try to pitch Magnus Carlsen on nootropics

How things are going in the U.S. at the moment

Not sure why I was suddenly reminded of the Hindenburg going into New Jersey

i spent a few years suing this guy for wage theft. he's a bum. good riddance imo

I’d like to put everyone who put this on my grocery bag in prison

Line go down

05 Nov 2025

Personal shoutout to @welchjay.bsky.social for pounding the pavement for Mamdani!

Cuomo with his billionaire backers tonight

i know it's early but lol

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

If you’re such an expert how come you’re stuck in an ampersand you fucking dumbass?

This is what’s gonna happen to Cuomo staffers tonight

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

What the Cuomos of the country will never understand is what a massive asset Zohran’s unapologetic embrace of his faith is. For many of us, we were told our whole lives by the worst political actors in the U.S. to hate and distrust Muslims. He’s a living refutation of everything they stand for.

America’s Dick don’t work no more

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Good morning 🙂

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Im sure whatever problems this leads to, AI can solve it. Why else would they pour so much money into it?

Remember this next time you see a sporting or cultural event hosted in the UAE. Remember it when an action movie has a scene in Dubai. Remember it when you see a sports team with “Fly Emirates” on their jerseys.

It would not be at all funny if Maduro turned DC into Tel Aviv during the 12-day-war

Cuomo should be forced to have a livestream camera on his face while the results come in on election night

What are some good slashers to play in the background with the sound low/off for a Halloween party?

Only one who wore a costume for the morning meeting

new reaction meme just dropped

Looks like Trump’s meeting with Xi went well

So what it’s their sea

Every Santa comedy starts with a man in a chimney and ends with presents. Every Santa tragedy starts with presents and ends with a man in a chimney.

People are saying the UAE is guilty of genocide in Sudan, but I keep looking at this picture of the Ruler of Dubai and can’t help but ask myself, “Does this really look like a guy who would fund death squads to get gold?”

Damn, just learned that they found the remains of Alexander the Great’s dad and now that’s one more thing I have to steal

Replace extra innings with a tie-breaking home run derby

“what trump is doing to the White House is like an abuser’s behavior because—“

Please don’t use the word “decimate” unless you’re referring to being forced to beat your buddy to death as punishment for your battlefield cowardice

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Neat how centuries of western-cultivated sectarian strife in the Middle East was undone by Israel indiscriminately bombing everyone

I’m kato grcka vasa

No British Justice.

“When my father Mario was the first ever Italian elected to the New York State Plumber’s office, a gang of lying women tried to ruin him too. That’s why the assemblyman here is too Muslim to be mayor. “

Found the thing that they use to clean the ceiling

I'm a close personal friend of the Starmer's, lovely couple, we met at swinger's club in Brighton & I've supported Randy Kieth through thick & thin (very "thin" on his part), but now that Greens gave overtaken Sir Kieth in polls, I find I can no longer look away for old time's sake; he has to go.

you can always go to Settings > Moderation > Muted words & tags and drop the newest tiresome subject in there

Just bulldoze the whole white house. Who cares. It’s not like good things happen there anyway.

The GOP needs to do a better job of explaining to their base what a controlled opposition is. This would’ve been like a Harlem Globetrotter kneecapping a Washington General.