Glitch Productions responds to Disney licencing over 200 characters to Sora and ChatGPT and investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI in a new post: “the fuck are they doing”

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

there’s a large portion of people somehow posting about how this made them more islamiphobic which to me implies they endorse the shooting

Don't use AI to generate placeholders. I scribbled a bunch of crap in MSPaint for placeholders and original concept ideas and it works better. You know why? Cause it's funny and actual art. Make it now and make it better later or whatever it says under a Snapple bottle cap.

NEWS: Glenn Beck "interviews" AI slop facsimile of George Washington, entire interview sucks.

I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom

my repo of amazon tv & movie reviews continue to absolutely floor me

hey so do people who have been using the cosmic beta for pop os need to do anything to get on the release version or am I just already on it?

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

you know what geoff, i can look past the wave of advertisements. i can look past the gen-ai pandering. i can look past the discontinuing of future class. and i can even look past the wrap it up stuff. but you crossed a line, motherfucker. stay away from miss piggy. first and final warning.

AND #TheGameAwards GOES TO

I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during a cut segment of The Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

“Moominmamma cooks a real magic potion following Grandmother’s infallible recipe”, by Tove Jansson, as used on the cover of 1989’s exhibition catalogue of Jansson’s work as shown at Finland’s Tampere Art Museum.

i forgot what the terminal command was so I typed in "poke" to make a new blank file. (the actual command I was looking for was "touch")

how it feels to endure and still be kind

fan art (洞窟物語, Cave Story)

pals you gotta quit spotify

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

seriously should just not use social media as much as I do. like every mainstream service is run by insecure manchildren and all scrolling through it never improves anything. it just fucking sucks ass

Like this is a joke, but at the same time that's pretty much what the narrator does at the start of the book, going on for pages about how much everybody LOATHES Scrooge. Dickens wants to make two things very clear: 1) Marley was dead to begin with. 2) Scrooge is an utter prick, the absolute worst.

im plushie

WHO PAINTED THIS OMG

Good morning guys

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

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Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

He got a LOT of shit for this tweet years ago but I agree with him he's fucking right

Over a decade just for this joke to come back around

Transphobia is the draconian belief that someone who steals a loaf of bread so they can eat should be brutally raped to death. There is no version of transphobia separate from this. Transphobia is barbarism.

I am no longer making allowances for cis people who are “just confused by the whole ‘trans’ thing.” Either you oppose a hateful, capricious authoritarian regime choosing to target a vulnerable minority group for horrifying violence, or you… don’t. And if you don’t, you’re beneath contempt.

A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.

imagine dragons concert

dreamcatchers

I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences

Game: PaRappa the Rapper 2 (2001, PS2) TAS Author: BahnDaten Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wN...

Fake ID

Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter