hooba should just take a shower

Marshan Camese is his name www.instagram.com/reel/DYWEJ0g...

She's really having quite a year, isn't she?

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Complain all the time in public! I bitch about prices in casual conversation with strangers in my red area. It's tremendously satisfying to bring down morale.

Tim Burton's The Joy Luck Club

So what's this about a hentaivirus?

It's fine to enjoy relaxing or self-soothing activities, but don't think that they are a substitute for therapy

Event Horizon? I hardly know her izon!

What is this bot slop?

If I see another piece of trash in a restaurant compost or recycle bin, I will make a scene.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Love this! www.notus.org/perspectives... (The suggestions from the 15 other WaPo veterans fall well short of the moment.)

I like it when cats have big wide faces

You wouldn’t du a lipa

Low key one thing that irks me is when people refer to mental illnesses as "mental health problems." Why be weirdly euphemistic about it? Just say you have depression, or anxiety, or schizophrenia, or bipolar disorder.

It's honestly sick how the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, Americans can't afford anything, Spirit Airlines went out of business, yet the stock market is rocketing higher and higher like nothing is wrong

Haunter virus? Guys, just use dark type attacks. Easy.

Johns Hopkins Ruth's Chris Steak House and Teaching Hospital

I need a boyfriend who wears cargo shorts and sandals

NEW UTADA MUSIC???!! youtu.be/O5JN8l4pgOo?...

If a sovereign citizen is not subject to US laws, wouldn't that make them here illegally?

Happy Cinco de Cuatro

Herpes: Fully Loaded

(Eighty) 6 (forty) 7 🫲🤪🫴

Person: Can the Force be with me? English teacher: MAY the Force be with you.

The fuck are we doing here gang lol

just got word that seeso isn’t picking up my show, The Slopranos (pig version of Sopranos) and I’m devastated. Now the world will never know Pig Bussy or that they hang out at Satriale’s Stork Store (in this world storks are ham).

Maybe you should take the wheel back from Jesus

ANOTHER 'SMOKE AND MIRROR' PROPAGANDA EVENT LIED ABOUT. REMEMBER THE GOLD CARD THAT COST $5M EACH, THAT SECRETARY OF COMMERCE LUDNICK SUPPOSEDLY SOLD A 1000 OF THE DAY OF ITS ROLLOUT?

I need a boyfriend who answers the phone with "Greetings."

If i get one more spam text from Xavier Becerra I'm going to vote for Katie fuckin Porter

I gotta stop following attractive young people on Instagram. Only romanticizing that homely middle-aged lifestyle from now on.

Me in Hell looking for the spirit of an Italian fashion designer: "The Devil, where's Prada?"

"Male strippers, but -- get this -- they have B.O."

🌊 Before the EPA, business "solved it" themselves. Here's what government actually did: 🌊 Clean Water Act — rivers that were literally on fire are swimmable today 🌧️ Eliminated acid rain — saved forests & lakes ☀️ Banned CFCs — reversed the ozone hole & prevented mass skin cancer

Happy wifi, happy lifi.

Follow the money. #TrumpCorruption

Why does this text message photo look like a meme?

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

spring has sprung and the fish is in bloom

WTF @bsky.app ??

Bon-whatchu-sai

If "Mother Mary" doesn't show Anne Hathaway speaking words of wisdom, then I'm asking for my money back.

Complete impunity on killing journalists, health workers, UN peacekeepers. It has gone on for years & there seems to be total impunity for ever....

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

New profile pic.

Why call it bonsai when you can call it B. On Sai (pronounced "say")