Meister Shake
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Toy Artistry, Monster Kid & Film Appreciation. General Fuckery and Assorted Smartassery.
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A Muppet version of Friday The 13th but the only human people are Steve Christy and Sandy the waitress. Everyone else is a Muppet.
about 2 months ago
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Annual rewatch. I love this stupid-ass movie!
19 minutes ago
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Done on day 2. I can take it easy now.
about 1 hour ago
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We were once Netscape Navigators.
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about 4 hours ago
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Found Neca's costume for this year!
about 8 hours ago
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Whoâs your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only
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about 21 hours ago
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@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
Lisa Schrage cancelled Chiller.
1 day ago
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Honest question, am I supposed to know who these people in these Old Spice ads are? Because Ai don't.
1 day ago
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Brian is Super Rad
1 day ago
Kiley is the first person to help others and could now use your help, if youâre able.
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Repost with a âHalloweenâ movie thatâs not a typical Halloween movie. đ THE GUEST
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1 day ago
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If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isnât Dracula.
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1 day ago
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d.ly
2 days ago
16 hours in Tokyo and my asshole has never felt cleaner
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I really don't understand how anyone can like this.
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2 days ago
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It certainly didn't suck. It was awesome, AND things WERE better. Sorry YOUR video store sucked
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2 days ago
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You will not gain any points by joining the celebrity cancel club. I promise! No one will remember. There is such a thing as being TOO Woke. If you can't laugh at a Joke just stay off the internet.
2 days ago
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Consumer Time Capsule
2 days ago
Here's a 1981 Grimace tabletop statue to start your week off right
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Adam Christopher
21 days ago
I don't know how many times this needs to be posted, but clearly it is MANY TIMES. Sigh.
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Be careful where you Trick or Treat!
2 days ago
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PhantoMantis
3 days ago
Hang this in the Louvre (I hear there's room now).
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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3 days ago
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Love to see it.
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3 days ago
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Sir Simon Milligan and Manservant Hecubus crash the trunk or Treat at The Pit Of Eternal Darkness (the Mahoning Drive-In).
3 days ago
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Bavacado Ghost
3 days ago
One of my favorite horror tropes. Coroners eating things around dead bodies.
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Ted
4 days ago
I don't know if it's new or not, but I just accidentally saw that The Centurions are on TUBI.
#vintagetoys
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Jon Baker, future Spirit Halloween
4 days ago
Pfft, this haunted house isnât even scary I donât- *sees a pile of outstanding medical bills on a table* Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck
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Joe Moore
5 days ago
Me looking at my wife as she sings along with different songs on my horror music playlist.
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Rachael đ
5 days ago
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spooky and wistful (Pony Man)
5 days ago
Holy shit!
shoutfactory.com/products/alf...
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New Gaming store isn't gonna last long with these dumbass hours.
5 days ago
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@zook223.bsky.social
what the hell did Kym Johnson do to her face!?
8 days ago
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The Next wave of Silverhawks from @super7store was pushed out early so they could start TigerSharks in February. ( I am NOT getting those)
8 days ago
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So the only new Joe I pre-ordered today was Big Lob. But I'm considering cancelling him because I liked Hardball and is there really enough room for two African American Sports Team Grenadiers on the Joe Team?
8 days ago
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Two things about that Tron Haslab. Hasbro was forced to do Tron figures when they re-signed up the Disney License. Hasbro is at least smart enough to know that these will NEVER sell in Brick and Mortar. A Haslab guarantees that they'll never make it there to take a loss on.
8 days ago
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Brian is Super Rad
13 days ago
When Paul Simon sings, âWhy am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hardâ, I really feel that. đ¤Ł
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Jared Cram
9 days ago
In case you havenât seen this before.
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âYouâre My Present This Yearâ: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history
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Isa / EvilCleverDog
2 months ago
Using ChatGPT
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Eric Vespe
about 2 months ago
If you see this, post a monster. (IYKYK)
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This was a decent Monster Slasher that disappeared. I glad it's available here for people to see!
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The Runestone (1991) Full Movie
YouTube video by The Movie Man (Rare And Hard To Find Films)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=biXlBdAwuVQ&si=9C0jqtSKSa9qDJz7
10 days ago
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@amerz23.bsky.social
Happy Birthday!đĽł
10 days ago
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Isaac's Haunted Beard
11 days ago
Some kid will accidentally "discover" a great Tik Tok video while scrolling and they will feel like they're the only one who knows about this Tik Tok video. That's THEIR Better Off Dead. That's THEIR Night of the Living Dead. Fuck them kids. I hate em. I'll yell at clouds if I feel like it!
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đˇď¸Gory Thingđˇď¸
11 days ago
If you accidentally post AI slop and are told âhey thatâs AIâ the correct answer is to go âaw shit I didnât knowâ and delete it. Not âoh oops oh well, watcha gonna doâ and keep it up because itâs giving you engagement. Stop it.
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Anyone know what the holes on Order's vest are for?
11 days ago
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Found this lost movie on YouTube, it was a really entertaining fun movie. Terrific cast in it!
12 days ago
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The face he made when the girl at the kiosk asked him for money to buy food.
12 days ago
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Shawn Robare
12 days ago
Remembering that time my daughter crafted Evil Ed from Fright Night in KindergartenâŚ
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title: John Carpenterâs Precious Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.
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13 days ago
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I cancelled a ton of GI Joe preorders after the shit they tried to pull in the last month and half. You don't starve a line all year and then try to make it all up for your 4th quarter.
14 days ago
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This cartoon rules. They try to bury it now so if you can see it, do it.
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14 days ago
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The black hoodie has been deployed today.
14 days ago
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Phil Nobile Jr.
15 days ago
You donât need AI; AI is not âinevitable.â Thatâs a lie being fed to you by companies who are going to lose a fuckton of money if they donât convince you that AI is something you canât live without.
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What's a great movie image that is ingrained in your head?
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14 days ago
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