The quick cut of Leatherface scurrying away through the bushes will always make me laugh.

Just reported the fundraiser the moment I saw this come across my feed, and you should all do the same.

Man, WCW was really showcasing what they had left in their budget back in 2001 when it came to Mystery Man's costume. Local pharmacies must've loved having someone come in and nab all of their cheap Jason masks.

I never got around to seeing this while it was in theaters, but I finally remedied that tonight. Holy hell, I loved it.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO looks great:

Literally the only Grateful Dead song I know.

Just now got around to watching this. It was pretty neat, and being a true crime aficionado, I really dug the approach. The little post-credit tease makes me hope for a follow-up. #StrangeHarvest

EVIL DEAD RISE wasn't very good, and I'm tired of pretending that it was.

[The Courier-Journal; Kentucky - 11/2/1989]

Daniel Stern did nothing wrong.

Oh... there are people that are actually excited for SCREAM 7... that's gross.

Remember, folks: Caroline Williams is an extreme right-wing nutjob.

With all the editing taking place on streaming and physical releases of THE DREW CAREY SHOW due to music copyrights, I cannot express to you how grateful and happy I am that they were able to leave this episode in tact.

Not my house but I know my way around...

If you're still clinging to X because "that's where all your followers are" or you "need the exposure," I just want to tell you that you're suspect.

Why are people complaining about getting suspended on Twitter? Why are people still there in the first place?

[The Bradenton Herald; Florida - 10/31/1996]

Not this one:

So wait, if I'm merely trying to move my car, it's considered a part of "the sinister left wing movement?" I can parallel park pretty well.

Whenever I show up to the floor unit to drop off a patient for admission:

The US people can stop Trump but it’ll require you to increase pressure tenfold, the dial must be all the way up, especially around Mara-A-Lago and the White House. It must be made clear Trump & his regime have to go. It requires everyone, from boots on the streets to friendlies in the legislature.

With the continuous insanity that is becoming of the other place, it really hurts that some of my favorite people I once conversed with on the daily are still there.

I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE THIS BATTERY AGAIN!

Ah yes, being a patient transporter: Surprise, I also moonlight as an LNA, a room-prep specialist, and a human GPS. I keep the hospital moving while others chat, units stall admits, and confused patients look to me for answers I’m not paid to give.

Die hard Stranger Things fans are fucking weird.

I wish @bradmiska.bsky.social all the best of luck taking over the reigns for DREAD CENTRAL. But yeesh, you've got quite a mess to clean up, that's for sure.

Does anyone else get an uncomfortable and creepy vibe from Jamie Kennedy? I've felt that way about him for a number of years now, and I just can't shake it. Something really off about him...

What.

I still don't give a shit about SCREAM 7.

I still have no idea what MARTY SUPREME is about, and I’m perfectly fine keeping it that way. If something can’t spark even basic curiosity, it doesn’t deserve my research, let alone my time.

Let's be honest: Evangeline Lilly had brain damage well before her concussion.

Just give me FREDDY VS. JASON, damn it.

They really think they're fooling us. We all know exactly what they're looking for in Venezuela.

Not eating coochie is insane

Finally got around to completing my viewing of #WelcomeToDerry. I loved it.

2026 already has me feeling like Sidney Poitier.

Got a haircut and beard trim today to make myself feel better. And while I definitely do, and it gives people at work an even better reason to say that I definitely don't look my age, the world still sucks huge donkey balls with a side of tangled up dingleberries.