SHOUT FACTORY is officially the company that puts out subpar releases allowing ARROW VIDEO to swoop in down the line and show 'em how it's really done.

Me as a Bluesky therapist:

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY looks amazing.

It's great to finally have the Blu-ray.

Time flies.

Sleepy boy.

This dude needs to get his fucking teeth knocked down his fucking throat.

Showing up to a patients room to let them know they're being admitted rather than discharged.

Let's all forget our troubles and hang out in the SAW bathroom.

Having worked within the healthcare system for well over a decade now, this is still my mentality:

Sitting in my car for a bit before my shift at the hospital, and this caught my attention from the corner of my eye from the car next to me. Scared the shit out of me.

I don't know how anyone can look these women in the face and tell them that all the pain they endured is a hoax.

Filmmakers have been too afraid to chase this level of bold, stupid brilliance. It's the absolute pinnacle of cinema.

Well said, Mr. President.

Holy hell, it looks amazing. Cannot wait to receive my 4K set!

It turns out that people who caught Trump Derangement Syndrome got herd immunity from stupidity.

The whole idea of a ‘Jason Universe’ is honestly terrible. Jason isn’t a character you build an empire around, he’s a force of nature. The more you explain him, expand him, or spin him off, the less scary and interesting he becomes. And this is coming from someone who adores JGTH and JASON X.

Look, I know that Disney now owns this, but for the love of fuck, someone needs to get the rights and release this on Blu-ray.

Drop something BLACK & White 🖤🤍

Cool. All patient transporters called out of work today... except for me. It's going to be a crazy Saturday.

MAGA IN DISARRAY👌🍿

Ice Nine Kills and The Funeral Portrait are absolutely horrendous bands and, while I understand people have their own tastes in music, I will never grasp what anyone sees in them. They're god awful.

So, my lady takes the chicken out of the refrigerator, that's been marinating for some time in a bag, and places it on the table. Proceeds to slap the bag and exclaim "SLAPPA DA BREAST." Another reason I'm glad I put a ring on it.

Best I could do...

Why hasn't anyone photoshopped orange cheeto dust onto a suit ala the infamous Lewinsky dress.

GET CRAZY WITH THE CHEESE WHIZ. DRIVE-BY BODY PIERCE.

I often find myself remembering that this album exists, and a cold shiver runs over my body, as if someone was walking over my future grave.

TEE results show that my heart is completely fine. Blood tests results also show that I don't have fabry disease. Guess my strokes were due to genes, lifelong untreated high blood pressure, and terrible diet.

Fiance surprised me with this today.

Having worked within the healthcare system for well over a decade now, this is still my mentality:

Has he blown his brains out yet? No? Damn it.

[The Escalon Times; California - 10/20/1999]

It’s time to bring it all down. Let the chips fall where they may. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

We now take you live to The White House Situation Room:

Gotta' love how the night before a scheduled procedure for my heart, they call me and say I've been bumped to Friday.

Whatcha waiting for, Cheeto Man? Follow ol' Budd's lead.

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that Donald Trump “spent hours at my house,” “knew about the girls,” and “that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.”

Oh joy...I have to get this done Thursday morning.

I'll be honest: I don't remember a thing from the first film, and I didn't even bother with the second one.