Sometimes you have to seek other avenues to get the films you want. The unrated cut of DUMB AND DUMBER ruins the timing and heart with mean, unfunny added scenes that drag everything down. It’s absurd that the far better theatrical cut is still basically stuck on DVD, so this was my best decision.

I'd like to find the person that convinced Rami Malek that he's a good actor and slap them across the face.

I used to love Shudder when it first arrived, but I’m done paying for a pathetic 720p stream. Horror lives and dies in shadow and detail, and Shudder’s muddy, non-HD presentation actively ruins that.

HELL YES.

Fuck Cancer.

Fuck.

Heh, so apparently Spencer Charnas of that abysmal band Ice Nine Kills has been "cast" in the upcoming Halloween video game. I'm glad I found this out, because now I can save some money instead of buying the game.

February 20th: 260lbs Today, March 2nd: 251lbs.

When someone asked me if I saw SCREAM 7...

Reminder: FREDDY VS. JASON has one of the absolute best line-deliveries in all of horror history.

Honestly, I prefer FREDDY VS JASON in its full screen open matte version. @shannonandswift.bsky.social

Vinegar Syndrome disappoints yet again.

Next to FREDDY VS. JASON, it was perhaps the most fun I've ever had for a horror film on opening night.

Since I stopped watching WWE back in August 2025 due to Brock Lesnar returning, I've had absolutely no idea what's been going on. According to my feed, they've been doing mysterious masked men and had Danhausen debut coming out of a box...

Danielle Harris needs to sit her narcissistic self absorbed ass down. Nobody wants a new Jamie Lloyd centered Halloween movie. Give it a rest.

Anyone still using Twitter isn’t just complicit, you’re helping keep the rot alive. That choice says more about you than you think.

I've lost 7lbs. Small victories.

My boy's are still alive and kicking in some stores.

Downside of the thrift stores near me is that they no longer carry VHS tapes. It is nice to see DVD snapcases, though.

Oh boy, now people think that Jim Carrey has been cloned or replaced by another person.

The US and Israel have just started a war with Iran. I was seriously just about to go to bed...

I think the one positive of this shit movie is people realizing this dude is an insane loser.

I cannot stand this fucker.

Believing women is not a hard concept

Remember folks, both John Landis and his doofus son Max Landis are fucking horrible people.

Setting aside your politics, ethics, or morals in order to personally enjoy something is elitist and disgusting. It’s one thing if you just don’t have them to begin with, but it’s another to blow them off so you can feel good about watching a stupid movie.

After having an idea hit me last night, I'm itching to start up an old hobby I did a long time ago: writing movie scripts just for fun. This time, I want to tackle something that I feel is so absolutely beyond easy to tackle, yet so many others seem to have trouble doing so... FRIDAY THE 13TH.

Not only that, we got this:

Waiting for the inevitable "how dare they" crowd to bitch and complain about the jokes in the SCARY MOVIE 6 trailer.

"Check your politics." Fuck you, dude. Excuse us if we don't stand by genocide happening and actually care about those who end up losing their jobs for standing up with what's right by a fuck-wit run company.

Rest in Peace Warner Bros.

My boy Johnny is back!

Eh, the latest FACES OF DEATH trailer just doesn't do it for me. The teaser grabbed my attention, but this? No thanks.

Hillary Clinton’s fire and fury opening statement to the House Oversight Committee.

It’s beyond gross watching fans happily bankroll #SCREAM7 after Melissa Barrera was fired for speaking out against genocide, and Jenna Ortega bailed in solidarity. The studio caved, and the same people who claim to care just shrug and buy a ticket anyway. A bunch of spineless fuckwits all around.

They're adorable.

Whole lot of folks that defended Melissa Barrera are really letting themselves be known as performative activists tonight by sharing that they saw SCREAM 7.

I love that Cole isn't featured whatsoever in the new Mortal Kombat trailer.

While I too am not giving a single cent to the new SCREAM film, I don't see the boycott fully working as much as I would like it to. There's too many Gen Z "omg slay, Ghostface" snd "Stu for life" nimrods that'll gladly fork over their money for this franchise that should've ended at part 3.