Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.

The HP Fandom gives more metaphysical significance to thier work of choice than *Disney Adults*. Y'all don't realize how actually crazy they are.

TikTok usage correlated with voting d even when all other factors were accounted for

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quentin tarantino chased from house by angry, confused mob after coming out as a podophile.

I’m dying.

hey guys does anyone know what causes rickets i’m not sure

Me when I'm a leopard seal about to eat a penguin

One thing I have noticed is that lots of young people do MAGA talking points mostly to aggrivate and exasperate in the same way them saying the n-word or using swastikas used to do (before the taboo on those became stronger) rather than them actually giving a shit about "blood and soil" for real.

who up Bulbing they Borb

Conservatism, and all that makes its foundations, is dying. The Green Revolution has rendered the countryside, as we knew it, obsolete, and the sciences of sociology and psychology continue to disprove old superstitions of morality. The current moment is the desperate thrashing of a cornered animal.

Authoritarianism likes to play pretend about how superficially evil it is while being a really complex system of patronage in the background. This is so that a majority of people have a material reason to *not* overthrow the regime. The GOP doesn't know what it's doing isn't the "real" part.

how the fuck is everyone’s birthday in august

Saying something like this, going against the prevailing notions from respected data scientists on this website, and then *paywalling* the part that "proves" this is genuinely gross. You're just giving people anxiety in order to give you money.

Part of me wonders if the trans community is too focused on preforming "transness" rather than doing what they actually want artistically. Digital Circus is helmed by a trans woman, isn't really about being trans, and is *far* more successful/influential than Abigail Thorn or Asmongold.

Old people are so funny, cause they forget discord exists (or don't know it's used as a place for Fandom duscussion) and then say things like this.

this entire thread feels like a bit out of Disco Elysium

Suburbia has always been nobility larp. "A man's home is his castle" and whatnot.

It's shit like this that tells me we've already won the culture war.

The 90's are what the world looked like when "the manosphere" didn't /need/ to exist - because the world was run by the misogynists, rapists, and enablers who invented it. Don't fall into the trap of nostalgia, which blinds us to the worst of what the world used to be.

The other part of this is people acting like the "manosphere" is a binary in and out thing when that's not really true. People can be manosphere sympathetic without being outright Tate-level misogynistic and reaching out to those types specifically will do more good than you think.

People really can't just belive that jackass-esque/reality show content has just been decentralized like the rest of celebrity culture. Newsflash: idiots have been doing bottom of the barrel content forever, with, guess what, occasional political consequences!

Sorry about saying ai talks like a bad therapist guys, I didn't know this'd happen.

I might try chat gpt for the first time to try to refine my thoughts on ai as a phenomenon. Rn I'm stuck between "will automate very simplistic rote tasks" and "bubble that will collapse so catastrophically Sam Altman will be homeless by the end of it"

so obnoxious when people assume my feeder fetish means I can't be a good person. like, I iterally volunteer at the soup kitchen

An underrated aspect of Beavis and Butthead is that it's the exact type of show the titular characters would enjoy. If you watch enough of it you feel yourself subconsciously take the position of both observer and participant. You are, at once, Beavis and Daria.

Would Aquinas Support the Carnivore Diet?

What if he vetos?

“It was dumb and cringe of us to have hope and dream of a better world. I’m so glad we’ve moved on to the only acceptable worldview: irony-drenched nihilism. I am very emotionally healthy.”

The WSJ after seeing Trump threaten Jerome Powell:

“Sarah McBride gave multiple annoying interviews but only stopped a ban on transition care one time. I also traded a hundred dollar bill for six dimes with some idiot who didn’t know six was greater than one.”

It’s genuinely surreal how he wrote the greatest Warhammer story in history by failing so badly to argue his beliefs he goes full circle and produces a work of accidental genius which comprehensively and devastatingly savages them in a manner resplendent with symbolism and irony.

"The Mysterious Jeffery" is going to become a vocal tic of mine now and I hate that.

Communism is NOT about theory. Communism is NOT about revolution. Communism is NOT about writing poetry. Communism is NOT about living your life to the fullest without the crushing weight of capitalism. Communism is about having a big building full of nerds solving complex optimization problems.

Hey, remember this? You probably don’t because it was grudgingly celebrated for 24 hours then never mentioned again because it went against the narrative that random communist shitposters did more for trans people than Sarah McBride. Good times.

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he is right that those numbers are not thought to be achievable

Donald Trump is expecting every company in America to commit fraud to avoid embarrassment

Then sign a damn paper!!!!

Sorry I literally can't think of anything else rn; unless they sign a piece of paper saying that tariffs won't kick in until August 1st they'll still kick in on July 9th!!!! What's the plan then????

Did they just fucking forget that the tariff delay they signed ends automatically or?????

*while fascists are hurting everyone* this person: b-but the liberals

how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for

From what I've been told of the halcyon days before Walker; Wisconsin used to hire for local government positions during economic slowdown, as a sort of quiet make-work program. If this is just a general blue-state thing (and also not anecdotal bs), that could explain why the jobs report did that.

Me when I want advertisers

The whole Zohran campaign was about making New York affordable and the whole Cuomo campaign was about how Zohran was scary and dangerous. It’s exactly the same fight that people were having in 2024 about the right message against Trump. Affordability won over scary.

Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to stand up for law and order? Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to condemn the dangerous vigilante known only as “Spider-Man”?

Year of Luigi under Microsoft would have the whole damn Mario franchise in the same state Crash is now

Ah yes, the supposed "truck convoy" evacuating the weapons-grade uranium, sending them to a classified facility somewhere in the Iranian desert. We have dismissed that claim.

Why the *fuck* would Trump go from "not a war just a few strikes" to "it was just a really short war". If the ceasefire blows up he's cooked.