I’d never thought of this before but I’d now heartily recommend people do this to avoid a UK heatwave. Just saw Project Hail Mary in a near empty cinema. Wonderfully cool and an absolutely delightful film.

Feels pretty much bang on

Oh thank fuck for that!

I want this lady to do the election night programme and maybe do little clips on how different PR systems work.

Alexander Ryback is a vampire.

I actually think that might go against Finland is the best thing is the violin and everybody will assume it’s mimed.

Have we ever had a future prime minister explicitly mugging off Andrew Neil this badly?

Well that's "rejoin" set back another decade at least

This is the worst British performance in Europe since the Somme.

Christ that was SO much better than everything else.

I am so looking forward to the new series

It's this, but not even in third.

it feels quite bad that it's basically impossible to argue that much of the modern right in the west has become both entirely intellectually shallow and deeply, fundamentally morally corrupt without sounding like a tedious teenage tankie, because it is.....the factual truth

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

My photograph of the ISS tonight looks like Paddington coming for me after I flatline on the operating table

Is it ok to laugh at people who left the "crime ridden streets" of London for the safety of Dubai?

This looks like a photo of Bradley Cooper playing a role as a coked-out Al Pacino

I note GB is now ahead Canada in the medal table and they have a lot more snow.

YOU NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I used to do bartending at Wembley stadium in the exec lounge. And of all the celebs 2 stood out as lovely and down to earth in how they treated everybody. Ricky Hatton was one of them. I know very little about boxing but I’ve always remembered that kindness. RIP.

So many opinions about the UK that frankly would be dispelled if any of the people holding them a) went outside b) talked to people rather than boiling in hatred about them online c) actually went out, enjoyed the amenities. Lived a little!

Is that @samfr.bsky.social ? *grey hair man stands up and is same height as when he was sitting down* IT IS HIM!

If that latest YouGov pool was accurate on polling day according to the FT 👀